Waliobadilisha Maisha yangu....


Nikuambie kitu Lisa? Hiyo komenti yako imefanya kikojoleo changu kistuke baada ya kulala doro tokea msiba wa Gadaffi. Leo wifi yako angalaua ana uhakika wa kupata haki yake ya kibaiolojia. Ushukuriwe sana.

Baada ya kusema hayo, naomba kukuuliza hivi hujui kuwa Aspirin ni dawa ya kutuliza maumivu? Maumivu ya kizidi, mwone ODM Asprin. Tiba ya naniliyu naitoa bure lakini mimba sina mamlaka nayo.
 
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we babu wewe!!!!!!!
 
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Kongosho said:
afu wewe?

Mbona hunitaji??
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Hahahahaha!

Wewe tena? Hivi hata asali zinatajwa humu?
Kongosho, asali ya ODM. Source: Asprin.

NB: Hapa tunazungumzia waliobadilisha "maisha" yetu si ndio? Mi tangu nijiunge na JF maisha yangu hayajawahi kubadilika.
1. Bado naamini katika bia na bia na bia tena.
2. Bado ni mweka hazina wa Infidelity Social Club (ISC) chini ya uongozi wa Mtukufu Kaizer
3. Bado nawaabudu mabinti zangu wawili ambao nshapiga marufuku wazembe wasiwasogelee (ikibidi ntawaoa mwenyewe)
4. Bado namtukuza mkoloni wangu anayenilipa vijisenti navyotesa navyo kina Eliza and co. kwenye bar za uswazi.

Nyingine malizia wewe bana....
 
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Albedo said:
Yaani Wewe na mtu anaitwa Madame B hata nikipewa bure sichukui walah ya nini kufa kwa Mawazo
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You will never know what you are missing!!!!!!!!!!! LOLEST! Hata mimi mwanaume mnyonge mnyonge kama wewe simtaki
 

Jamani nimewamiss sana.
Katika hili shukrani zangu ziwafikie wana MMU wooote wapya na wakongwe wakiongozwa na
Da Wakubwa Nyamayao. Kaunga, nyumba kubwa, King'asti. @ AshaDii BelindaJacob,@FixedPoint, Smile, Smiles eh mki=ono wauma
Mababu dack City, Asprin kubwa lao, @ Nyani Ngabu, RR, @ The Finest na wengine wooooote including;

Soulmate Mbu ..........umenikumbusha mbali na 'nalivua pendo' dah!!
 
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yaani asali ndio wa kuanzia.

Asante kwa kunitaja kwa makusudi maalumu

baada ya hayo, klorokwini ulimuuza??

Wale mabinti nitunzie mmoja nina kijana.

 
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ha ha ha, nashangaa

hivi mtu anasahauje miweint yangu kule jamii intelijensi?

Bado kwenye mambo siriaz ya kisiasa na kule grit sinka?

Sio fea kabisa

Asprin said:
Hehehehehe! Yaani Kiranga akikufagilia wewe naongea na Mubyazi akufanye Modereta Mkuu wa jukwaa la Wakubwa walioshindikana.
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Shhhhhh! Utaamsha waliozimia kwenye usingizi wa kifo
Asprin said:
Hapo kwa red unasemaje, nimekubadilishia maisha yako? LOL
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Ngabu boy, you are so very popular with me, only that i know; and heavens knows why, you wont accept my recognition. There, i've said it. I love fighting with you trainer.
Nyani Ngabu said:
It is evident that the iconoclasm of our views make some of us unpopular :becky:
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Na tunavyokuwia wakali jamani? Basi nashukuru kama unafurahia dawa chungu ili upone. Najua nakupenda sana, nafurahi kujifunza na wewe
 
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Weka hilo faili juu mama, mi ntakuwa na mow madevu ya kaka shemeji manake na huo mkorogo usoni busu litakuwa suicide mission oooh, senk yuuu vere macheee.

Ukijiingiza anga zangu nakugeuza kidampa, yaani uniharibie kijiwe changu hapa mjini. Tena Paw namuambia akuoe kabisaa, siku ya mahari nakufunika kitenge. Utakomaje? Nna mbinu za ki-CIA
Kongosho said:
Ha ha ha ha, nitakuwa mke mwenza ama hausi gelo??


HE he he, kaka shemeji ngoja faili lake niliweke juu, soon nitakupa majibu.
Nimechoshwa na SU, kila siku ana ingizo jipya kama CCM
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he he, Paw simtaki anatisha sana, kuna siku alinipiga mkwara wa busu.

Hayo madevu ujue ni chachu ama mahanjumati shughulini??
Hujui hilo? Mie zinanishawishi sana.

Ila mateka nshamzoea mbona. Nakaribia kuwa na wawili na Paw wa tatu.

 
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