Waifu ananitegea!

[Karucee]

Karucee wanasema samaki hapishi chambo!!!!!:fish2:

sijaelewa hata.

What does it mean?

 

[Tigga Mumba]

Kuna siku moja mlimani city nakumbuka niko na wife alikuwa mbele dada mmoja aisee dada ana shape na alikuwa amevaa zile nylons/skin tyt.

Nilijikaza ila nikahisi kama napata tumbo la kuharisha.

Nilianza kuhisi kizunguzungu maana sitaki kuangalia lakini macho yananipeleka kule.

Wife ananiongelesha simuelewi na simsikii ingawa siangalii kule.

Ni kama nilipatwa na jini hivi.

Pumzi na moyo ulikuwa unaenda mbio maana kuangalia siwezi(wife yuko pembeni) na nataka kuangalia.

Nachokumbuka mke wangu alinifinya viganja na kunibusu shavuni pembeni, akaniambia nanukuu 'baby angalia tu naona unakosa amani.'

Aisee niklitupia macho mzima mzima na tumbo likakata.

Dada akaingia movie sisi tukakunja kushoto baadae nje gambe.

Since that day wife tena akiona ananishtua.

 

[Karucee]

Piga chini mmeo, njoo nikuoe.

hahahahahahaha.

Uwiiiii.

SIJIPENDIIIII???

 

[Karucee]

You have a way of making me smile.

Thanks sweetheart.

Good day.

 

[mzanzibara-]

mie huwa ninakata jicho mara 1 nageuza jicho kabla sijastukiwa, sasa ninatafakari akilini, utakuta anaanza mwenyewe, yule dada umemuona mume wangu, kwa kweli kaumbika ndio najifanya kumtafuta alipo na kuuliza yuko wapi kumbe mie nishamuona zamani na nishatathmini uzuri wa huyo niliyekutana nae, yeye anaona ka kanionyesha yeye, najifanya kutizama huku kama sishangai kumbe mshangao upo moyoni

 

[Tized]

Karibu mpendwa wangu. Hope all is well.
Cheers!

You have a way of making me smile.

Thanks sweetheart.

Good day.

 

[JICHO TAI]

Wadau salaam na hasa kwa wanamme wenzangu tuliooa,binafsi napata wakati mgumu saaana napotembea na waifu barabarani,yaani kazi yake kubwa huwa ni kuniangalia naangalia nini....hasa akipita mdada aliyejazia ambae utakuta kila mtu anamwamgilia barabarani,mi nikigeuza jicho tu msala unaanza,nitahojiwa naangalia nini na ili iweje.japokuwa wyf nae kajazia japokuwa havai kihasara kutokana na maadili.

Nisaidieni wanamme wenzangu,hivi na nyie nae mnakutana na hii hali au ni mimi tu waifu kazidisha wivu?

na hapo yeye mwenyewe kaangalia shida wewe tu ni balaa! wanaume wengi tuliooa hiyo inatukumba

 

[JICHO TAI]

She is nuts.

My husband mpaka ananiulizaga'hivi unajua mi ni mmeo' manake kama hajaona mzigo umepita mi ndo nitamshtua.

Cheki kitu hicho, wezereee. Anaishia kucheka.

Other times kama ya ukweli mno napiga honi, itabidi tu apunge yeye mkono because mi siwezi kupunga, lols.

ni kweli kabisa Karucee hata rafiki yangu mke wake akiona kitu cha hatari huwa anamshutua umeona mtoto, mzigo, mambo hayo. na hii ilikuwa topic kati yangu na huyo rafiki yangu na wife wangu tukitoka job tumepita maeneo ya BOT ukapita mzigo na hapo mjadala ndo ukaanza

 

[Karucee]

Kuna siku moja mlimani city nakumbuka niko na wife alikuwa mbele dada mmoja aisee dada ana shape na alikuwa amevaa zile nylons/skin tyt.

Nilijikaza ila nikahisi kama napata tumbo la kuharisha.

Nilianza kuhisi kizunguzungu maana sitaki kuangalia lakini macho yananipeleka kule.

Wife ananiongelesha simuelewi na simsikii ingawa siangalii kule.

Ni kama nilipatwa na jini hivi.

Pumzi na moyo ulikuwa unaenda mbio maana kuangalia siwezi(wife yuko pembeni) na nataka kuangalia.

Nachokumbuka mke wangu alinifinya viganja na kunibusu shavuni pembeni, akaniambia nanukuu 'baby angalia tu naona unakosa amani.'

Aisee niklitupia macho mzima mzima na tumbo likakata.

Dada akaingia movie sisi tukakunja kushoto baadae nje gambe.

Since that day wife tena akiona ananishtua.

We nae?

Uharishe kisa nini?

Unakata jicho kama mbwai mbwai tu...maelezo baadae.

 

[Jorojik]

You are so wrong.

Wanaume bwana sio kwamba ni senseless creatures like we like to think/assume.

Ukute hata mdada kama huyo hayupo akilini.

Hata wewe haijawahi kukukuta you are looking at something/ someone but your mind is not there?

Of course sio kila mara but pia ningependa kukueleza sometimes they are just comparing in a positive way. There is a reason you are sitting on the co-drivers seat, its because he wants you-as you are- with him.

Kumbuka wanasema ' a bird in hand is worth two in the bush'

I wish all ladies could adopt these positive views. Ndoa si uadui hata kutomtazama mpita njia na wala isiwe adhabu kwa mume kuangalia chini while walking along or in night clubs ili asije akam-udhi mkewe kwa kuangalia aliye pembeni yake.

Na kiukweli hili ni tatizo kubwa kwa wanawake walio wengi. You get out peacefuly with ur wife lakini wakati wa kurudi nyumbani mmenuniana kisa ugomvi wa kuangalia other ladies along the way.

 

[Passion Lady]

dah,hata wewe?

sasa je?!!ukiangalia
kushoto nakoz staki ujinga hahaa!!

 

[Passion Lady]

sa si ndio aache kushangaa jamani

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

sijaelewa hata.

What does it mean?

Samaki huvuliwa kwa chambo so sababu anapenda chambo samaki akiona chambo majini hawezi ipisha ipite tu lazima japo aonje!!!!

 

[ISO M.CodD]

Ukiona waifu anakutaiti you simply get creative. Kwani simu yako haina front camera? Ukiona mzigo ulee...unaisogeza usoni, akipita tu unalenga shabaha....tena hapo waweza hata kufanya archiving for future reference.....

 

[Karucee]

Samaki huvuliwa kwa chambo so sababu anapenda chambo samaki akiona chambo majini hawezi ipisha ipite tu lazima japo aonje!!!!

bait ndio chambo?

Kwa kweli more lessons needed.

Uzuri wa msemo huo it goes both ways... not gender sensitive.

Au sio?

 

[Karucee]

I wish all ladies could adopt these positive views. Ndoa si uadui hata kutomtazama mpita njia na wala isiwe adhabu kwa mume kuangalia chini while walking along or in night clubs ili asije akam-udhi mkewe kwa kuangalia aliye pembeni yake.

Na kiukweli hili ni tatizo kubwa kwa wanawake walio wengi. You get out peacefuly with ur wife lakini wakati wa kurudi nyumbani mmenuniana kisa ugomvi wa kuangalia other ladies along the way.

Once you know how men are wired haikupi shida.

Ila kiukweli Mungu ameumba.

Hata mimi naibiaga nikiona mwanaume mzuri but I wouldn't let him catch me because nyie mpo tofauti.

Unaweza uka ufoosariwa in a split second.

 

[Karucee]

Ukiona waifu anakutaiti you simply get creative. Kwani simu yako haina front camera? Ukiona mzigo ulee...unaisogeza usoni, akipita tu unalenga shabaha....tena hapo waweza hata kufanya archiving for future reference.....

Thats a little dumb don't you think.

All that for what?

Kwani mwingine mzuri atapita after 1000 Light Years?

Halafu Jina zurii umebadili umeweka makorokoro.

Rudisha Isaac Shayo

 

[joss1973]

hacha uroho lizika na ulichonacho .lazima awe na wivu wa chake .mpende mke wako na mheshimu achana na michepuko

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

bait ndio chambo?

Kwa kweli more lessons needed.

Uzuri wa msemo huo it goes both ways... not gender sensitive.

Au sio?

Umeelewa sasa ila hapo kwa.gender uwe makini napo!!!!

 

[Rennar Mwanyika]

Nmeipenda hyo