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[Sipendi Uchawa]

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Virtual dating hitches 😊

 

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..au 6 pack

 

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Atakujibu bando imeisha😊

 

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..ule wa kupeleka kwenye polling stations mabegi na sandarusi zilizojazwa Kura zilizopigwa tayari?!!!

 

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[MR MLAWA]

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Ah Nmecheka knoma, hapo paka anamskikizia jamaa atasemaje

usalama wa paka upo mashakani

 

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Wanaume wawili waolewa na Mdada!


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Utahisi hofu na kuumwa juu hata kama u buheri wa afya!

 

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My former lecturer Charles Mahera

 

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Pumbavu kabisa huyu ngiri

 

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Madhara ya kwenda na mke baa​

Jamaa alienda Bar na mke wake wa ndoa, wakakaa kwenye viti, wakati wanasubiri vinywaji akapita binti mmoja mrembo Sana anayejiuza, akamsogelea yule mke wa jamaa
akamnong’oneza:- “AKULIPE KABISA KABLA HUJALALA NAYE, NI MGUMU MNO KULIPA HUYOO!!.
HALAFU HUWA HATUMII KONDOMU…”

Badala ya starehe ilifuatia songombingo ya kufa mtu!!!

 

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Muda muafaka wa kumzoea dingi​

Muda pekee ambao unaweza kumzoea DINGI ni pale unapomfundisha kutumia SMARTPHONE….

Wanakuwaga wapole sana aisee unaweza hata kumuagiza maji ya kunywa akakuletea kilaini tuu😊

 

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Madhara ya kwenda na mke baa​

Jamaa alienda Bar na mke wake wa ndoa, wakakaa kwenye viti, wakati wanasubiri vinywaji akapita binti mmoja mremb Sana anayejiuza, akamsogelea yule mke wa jamaa
akamnong’oneza:- “AKULIPE KABISA KABLA HUJALALA NAYE, NI MGUMU MNO KULIPA HUYOO!!.
HALAFU HUWA HATUMII KONDOMU…”

Badala ya starehe ilifuatia songombingo ya kufa mtu!!!

Alifel me ata dem wngtu cjawai kwendanae baa