Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Behat]

Japo ni ndoto kutokea,mi nataka tupigwe nyingi,ili akili itukae sawa.

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[Bia Ya Moto]

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[Black Sniper]

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.
He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The
guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"
"Sand," answered Juan.
The guard says, "We'll just see about that - get off the bike!" The
guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and
finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the
sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in
the bags. The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts
them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
The next day, the same thing happens.
The guard asks, "What have you got?"
"Sand," says Juan.
The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the
bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan,
and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events is repeated every day for
a year. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and
the guard meets him in a cantina in Mexico.
"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something.
It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep.
Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
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What a clever idea

 

[Black Sniper]

Mpaka mjue kusoma mwaka huu

 

[rukia16]

Wamama wapo vzr kwenye kuhifadh,Bi Mkubwa alinihifadhia mpaka kadi langu la klinik lile la ung'aa

Wako vizuri sana

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hiyo ilikuwa zamani, siku hizi wanaikamata na kuizamisha wenyewe huku wakikukodolea macho usoni kwako kuku'size unavyoisikilizia.

Jizazi! Ai givapu [emoji16][emoji16]

 

[rukia16]

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[rukia16]

Juzi kati safari ya mji kasoro bahari kuna dada alikumbana na hii zahma ilibidi ahame amwachie akae peke yake [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Unaitwa mtindi

 

[Mshana Jr]

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[Mshana Jr]

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[Mshana Jr]

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Mama kubwa
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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[Malchiah]

 

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