Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

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Ni kupeleka Moto tu mpaka mtoto anashindwa kutembea

 

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Dada'ake Hamza?

Shangazi yake

 

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Furaha ya milioni 9 na ushee

 

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Daaa, mpaka watu Mbeya nao siku hizi wanaomba kiboga!?

 

[moudgulf]

doh

Vipi bro hiyo ndiyo nguvu ya tiGo pesa

 

[moudgulf]

Kama unaijua hii stori ya Mandawa na Manenge acha ubishi nenda kachanjwe mhenga wewe...

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Chanjo inanihusu, darasa la pili miaka mingi sana iliyopita

 

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Pole mwaya kwa kupelekwa mahakamani ila ulmkomesha mfiraji uyo

Loooh,
Na ninavyowajua mtaweka mpaka wakili kutoka TAWLA, kwakuwa tu kaombwa ndogo
Na wala hajabakwa, kaombwa tu.

 

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Nina kisa cha kidini kinachofanana sana hiki, lakini kwa leo tuache tu.
Ila kwakuwa alikwapua hela za Mabeberu na kwa kuwa hakuchukua hata thumuni ila alizituma kwa masikini barani Afrika na Palestine.
Mungu amsamehe, amsanehe na Amsamehe

 

[moudgulf]

Umetushauri hapo juu tuache kwa vile memes hazina future hapa tena unatutia moyo tuendelee ili tuzidi kukosa future. Au ndo umeanza falsafa zako? Kwema huko lakini?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Q: When is the only time a guy can multi-task?
A: When he's watching porn, masturbating, and keeping an eye on the door at the same time...

 

[SAGAI GALGANO]

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Bangi hiyo tena yale mashada