Utani wa makabila! Tupia wako

[MBITIYAZA]

Umekariri [emoji57] [emoji57] [emoji57]

teh teh mkuu unaumia na huku ni ukweli ! siwaelewag kbs wapare jaman ! nitakuja hapa na ushuhuda wa wapare ngj nichepe kazi

 

[Mshana Jr]

Unataka tu kutusingizia

 

[MBITIYAZA]

Unataka tu kutusingizia

ahahahahha

 

[Determinantor]

wapare sina hamu nao jaman !mmezid ubahili mjue ! kuna mpare namjua uwiiiiii!

Hahahhahaaaaa Cute

 

[bbc]

Watani zangu wapare nasikia wanakula ugali kwa picha ya Samaki hahaaha

cc; NAHUJA

Weka picha tuone anavyokula!

 

[Salmah99]

Dada la kipare likilumangia lishe bora na soda za draft...
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hii inaitwa kula kuku kwa mrija,soda kwa uma...!!!
hahahahahaha....

 

[thA goD]

Hahahaha hawa watani zetu, wako tayari wauze hata shamba ili mradi ndani kusikosekane mahindi ya kande[emoji12]
Ila mimi nawakubali sana watani zangu kwenye kesi, yuko tayari kuuza ng'ombe kwenye kesi ya kuku[emoji40] [emoji125]

Na kushinda kwakwe ni π,
Tunao uwezo wa kufunga mpaka TAML.

 

[thA goD]

In haha tribe nobody goes horny,
They have killed it almost every godamn hour.

 

[Ntalukwilasa]

Wasu_kuma
waha
wanyakyusa
wapare
wameru

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Duh wewe ni yupi ..nahisi utakuwa mgogo njoo ufanye vibarua kichunga huku usukumani

 

[Ntalukwilasa]

Wagogo
Wanyaru
Wapi kina Mangiiiiiii

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

Duh wewe ni yupi ..nahisi utakuwa mgogo njoo ufanye vibarua kichunga huku usukumani

Hahahahahahah
Mimi mangi arifu

 

[sab]

Bahati nzuri hakuna mtani wangu humu

 

[jay311]

Naskia wanawake/wake wa kichagga ukishapata tu mali anakupotezea mbali

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

Naskia wanawake/wake wa kichagga ukishapata tu mali anakupotezea mbali

Sio wote mkuu

 

[General Mangi]

Unakuwa mshamba kama msukuma!!

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

Unakuwa mshamba kama msukuma!!

Wasukuma ni zaidi ya washamba

 

[Puppy]

Vipi kuhusu neno "Kinu" kwa wameru ni tusi ila kwingine ni kifaa

Nsuriii..... Embu watafsirie kukaba kwa kimeru

 

[Puppy]

Ukitaka kufa mapema oa machame na utangulize kuzaa mtoto wa kiume

Halafu aitwe Babuu....

 

[Mshana Jr]

Unakuwa mshamba kama msukuma!!

 

[MOI JOHN]

Mke wa mjomba wabondei wanamuita 'mkaza mjomba'.

Hicho ni Kiswahili fasaha, mke wa mjomba huitwa MKAZA na huenda limetoholewa toka huko kwa Wabondei.