Uongo wa wanawake

[Heaven on Earth]

sana ila sidanganyi Heaven on earth

hahaaa basi mi ntakuwa wa kwanza kutokukudanganya.....

 

[Heaven on Earth]

Jumapili njema...wakuu

na wewe pia Kipaji Halisi

 

[Passion Lady]

hahaaa kwahiyo YNNAH yeye sio habari nyingine

kwani wao hua hawadanganyi?
hapo ngoma drooooo!!

 

[Lady doctor]

Nikigusa hawezi simama au kutembea mtu mpaka akiniona anajihami ki-saikolojia.........kama unasifiwa mwanzoni tu chukua hatua Lady doctor upo?

hahahaa...... Mie kila siku nasifiwa lol!

 

[Heaven on Earth]

kwani wao hua hawadanganyi?
hapo ngoma drooooo!!

huyu Judgment huyu...kaanza kuwaponda wanawake

alivotajiwa ynnah tu wee kamteteaje....Halafu mbona nimekumiss

sana pacha ake wii wangu

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

YNNAH she's an individual fimale!
She's a certain!
She's a particular!
She's specific!
Si mwanamke wa ku'beep , ni wa kupiga!
Amekamilika idara zote! Kuanzia veranda to bedroom.

Na ulivyokuwa unajishaua kushabikia ilihali mtoa maada kageneralize wanawake??

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

huyu Judgment huyu...kaanza kuwaponda wanawake

alivotajiwa ynnah tu wee kamteteaje....Halafu mbona nimekumiss

sana pacha ake wii wangu

Kumbe nawe umemuona eeh??
Teh! Teh! Mkuki kwa nguruwe...............................

 

[Duzente Siqwente]

Mama yangu pekeeee jamani

 

[apocalypito]

Kweli majanga

 

[shabiki]

Kumbe nawe umemuona eeh??
Teh! Teh! Mkuki kwa nguruwe...............................

hapana,Huwa tunasema mkuki kwa mchungu kwa binadamu nguruwe!

 

[Judgement]

huyu Judgment huyu...kaanza kuwaponda wanawake

alivotajiwa ynnah tu wee kamteteaje....Halafu mbona nimekumiss

sana pacha ake wii wangu

H.O.E kwanza ulistahili Ban atlist ya 3 days !
Hiyo ni penalt ya kumenshen YNNAH name bila kuli-bold!
Nway kosa la kwanza unasamehewa bure!
Btw mi sijamipondeni , nimesubmit maono yangu!
Nitawapondaje na nyie ndy utulivu wetu?

 

[Judgement]

Na ulivyokuwa unajishaua kushabikia ilihali mtoa maada kageneralize wanawake??

Mnaniteta wewe na H.O.E eti ?
Hivi kumteta mume wa mtu inaruhusiwa?

 

[Judgement]

Judgement again!

I beg your pardon!

 

[Lady doctor]

H.O.E kwanza ulistahili Ban atlist ya 3 days !
Hiyo ni penalt ya kumenshen YNNAH name bila kuli-bold!
Nway kosa la kwanza unasamehewa bure!
Btw mi sijamipondeni , nimesubmit maono yangu!
Nitawapondaje na nyie ndy utulivu wetu?

haya tusifie na sie ili iwe ngoma droo!

Cc: Heaven on earth

 

[Mamndenyi]

Halafu wewe, shauri zako;
Mie mwenzio hata nikiachika huwa nabaki nayo moyoni,
Hata waume zangu hubaki nayo moyoni,
na siku tukikutana loooh, ni full shangwa.

hapa ngoja Mamndenyi aje atoe uzoefu maana ameshaachika mara kibao na wanaume tfautitofauti, mie ndio kwaanza hata wazo la kuachika sina!

 

[Lady doctor]

Halafu wewe, shauri zako;
Mie mwenzio hata nikiachika huwa nabaki nayo moyoni,
Hata waume zangu hubaki nayo moyoni,
na siku tukikutana loooh, ni full shangwa.

labda hao wengine lakini si kwa huyu ninae mhusudu

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

hapana,Huwa tunasema mkuki kwa mchungu kwa binadamu nguruwe!

hahah
Bila shaka hiyo itakuwa remix

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

Mnaniteta wewe na H.O.E eti ?
Hivi kumteta mume wa mtu inaruhusiwa?

Jibu swali!

 

[Judgement]

Jibu swali!

Alafu wewe mtu nakutafutaje tangu usubui !
Hebu mambo ya maswali keep aside.
Avemaria mimi ni mshenga.
Kuna ndg yangu amekuangukia si polepole!
Pl'se nipe roadmap jimbo liko wazi tujipange?

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

Alafu wewe mtu nakutafutaje tangu usubui !
Hebu mambo ya maswali keep aside.
Avemaria mimi ni mshenga.
Kuna ndg yangu amekuangukia si polepole!
Pl'se nipe roadmap jimbo liko wazi tujipange?

Huyo mtu I can't even imagine alivyo na akili za kushikiwa!
Anatafuta mshenga wakati mimi na yeye hatujakubaliana??
OMG!!!! He's so yesterday wallah

You can't be serious Mr. Judge
Utatumwaje na mtu wa namna hii??
Eiiisssh . . . . the only thing I can offer to him ni kumpa pole as ameniangukia na huu mwili wangu wa mifupa probably atakuwa ameumia. LOL

Having said all these, hahahaaaa ngoja kwanza nicheke.
Sasa wewe Judgement hapo ni mshenga kuwadi??? Oooopss!!!!