Umemsevu vipi mpenzi wako katika simu??

[Katavi]

sijamsevu jina maana namba yake naijua kwa kichwa, ila yule wa pembeni mshiriki mwenza nimemsevu KFC

watu mna mbinu za hatari.

 

[fundi_njaa]

Nimemsevu...Amarsi I'un I'altro...niki italy maana yake ni love each other

 

[Ipyanah]

Secretary

 

[Vitaimana]

Nimesave Doria ili ikipigwa nikitoka wajue naingia doria,

 

[Lady doctor]

Nimemsave battery low!

charge empty

 

[Lady doctor]

I can imagine,lol

hahahaaa Chocs usikute we ndio unknown wakati ndio mke halisi lol!

 

[Chocs]

hahahaaa Chocs usikute we ndio unknown wakati ndio mke halisi lol!

Hahahahahahaaaaa...haya mambo ya simu acha tu mke mwenza,yana vijimambo

 

[Arushaone]

charge empty

. . . I see!

 

[Arushaone]

sijamsevu jina maana namba yake naijua kwa kichwa, ila yule wa pembeni mshiriki mwenza nimemsevu KFC

KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN. Dadadeki wanikumbusha mbali sana wakati natafuta PhD pale UoK enzi zileee! Oh! Louiseville

 

[Arushaone]

Nimesave kwa majina: kakobe, mzee wa upako, mwingira, gamanywa, pengo na kilaini. Mke wangu akiyaona hayo majina anafurahi kuwa nawasiliana na watumishi wa bwana.

Umepinda mkuu......!!

 

[Lady doctor]

. . . I see!

My sweet husband!

 

[Lady doctor]

Hahahahahahaaaaa...haya mambo ya simu acha tu mke mwenza,yana vijimambo

umeonaeee, na wewe ulitakiwa umsave Erickb52 'baba mkwe'

 

[lyosiii]

Ya wife nimesave ma wife lakin ya vimada moja nimesave fundi umeme, cement, nondo hyo yote kwasababu hatujamalzia nyumba.

 

[Katavi]

Ya wife nimesave ma wife lakin ya vimada moja nimesave fundi umeme, cement, nondo hyo yote kwasababu hatujamalzia nyumba.

Umepinda aisee hahahahaah!!

 

[Chaz C]

Nimesave M.D

 

[zumbemkuu]

tigopesa, mpesa na airtelmoney, halafu mwingine nime'save symbol ya nukta, ''.''

 

[Katavi]

tigopesa, mpesa na airtelmoney, halafu mwingine nime'save symbol ya nukta, ''.''

Hapo kwenye blue kwa nini?

 

[zumbemkuu]

Hapo kwenye blue kwa nini?

simu ikiita haionyeshi namba wala jina coz nimeweka nukta.

 

[Katavi]

simu ikiita haionyeshi namba wala jina coz nimeweka nukta.

Hahahahaaah!!! Hii imefunika aisee ngoja niitumie.....

 

[MOORIINGEE]

mimi nime save Idara ya habari ""MAELEZO"" nikiboresha SHIHATA, maana hawaishi kuuliza uko wapi, unafanya nini, upo na nani, utarudi saa ngapi, nipe niongee na fulan kama uko kazini n.k