Kabla haujamuona Mtu yeyote yule kwamba ni mdhambi ni Vizuri ukamuombea kwanza. Kitendo cha kuacha Mambo yako kumuombea uliyemuona Tuseme Mwasherati na Mzinzi kitakufanya ujione upo katika Nafasi gani mbele za Mungu. Nifatilie kidogo.
Kiongozi wako unaempelekea Sadaka na kujihudhurisha huko. Yeye ni kioo yaani ni Jicho lako. Maanake pale unaenda Kujiangalia inatakiwa ujione. Usipojiona ipo shida. Sikiliza mtoto wa Mungu ukijiangalia kwenye kioo nyumbani kwako ni dhahiri haichukui dkk 1 unakuwa umeshajisahau ulivyo kwa sbb u mavumbi na mavumbini utarudi.
Jicho lako likikukosesha ling’oe bora uende na chongo mbinguni. Maana kila mtu anataka mbingu Hakuna mtu anachagua kwenye Moto. Ila matendo yanakuchagulia sikutishi si kosa lako bali ni JICHO LAKO unalolipelekea pesa na michango lakini halioni kwamba umefungwa Pingu na umetupwa kwenye Gereza baya sana.
Sikia. Unapo Muombea mtu toba basi unajiona kumbe na wewe si kitu(Katika Roho). Nakufundisha kusimama mwenyewe Hakuna mtu atakuonyesha njia isipokuwa wewe kupambana na Mungu wako akusaidie. Lazima ujikane sio kujikinai.
Wafu ni wale waliokufa kiroho lakini kikwili wapo hai. Wazinzi, waasherati na hao wa kufana nao.Wafu wanamakazi yao pia makaburini(makanisa yasiyomjua Mungu). Hutasikia uzinzi unakemewa wala uasherati maana na Yeye anakula kimasihara kondoo zake.
Lakini Wewe una Neema kubwa sbb Yohana : 5 : 28 - Msistaajabie maneno hayo; kwa maana saa yaja, ambayo watu wote waliomo makaburini wataisikia sauti yake. Sauti Ndio hii naipitisha maana maskani ya Mungu ni pamoja na wanadamu. Yesu akasema wazi kaeni ndani yangu nami ndani Yenu. Hivo yupo anatenda amekuja kukuweka huru na vifungo vyote vya uzinzi na uasherati. Unafufuliwa ulikuwa umekufa sasa u hai ukikubal kutii utakula mema ya nchi. Isaya 1:19
Unapoamua kuacha kwa Msaada wa Mungu yaani wewe kuomba Mungu akusaidie kuacha Mambo machafu basi umeisikia sauti ya Mungu amekutoa kwenye kaburi wala huwezi kukubali Kubak kaburini utawaacha wafu wazike wafu wao.
Kupiga mzigo ni raha lakini ni laana. Nipo hapa kukukumbusha kwamba wewe haujachelewa wakati ni sasa tulia na mkeo. Mwenye mchumba oa hakuna kona kona. Hii itakusaidia kupata ulinzi wa Mungu popote uendapo mabaya hayatakupata.
Hata vitabu vya dini zote vinakataa Uzinzi na uasherati ukiona unafurahia basi Mungu hayupo nawe ila upo kama watu wengine tu ambapo mvua inanyesha wote tunalima tunavuna. Tubu anza upya Mungu akusaidie mpendwa[emoji7]
Duh! Yaan wewe huna tofauti na @nyanyantole
Watu tushampiga spanaaa[emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28] Akili zimemrudiaaa..
Aiseee sawa
Mama yako umemiambia haya...?
UTALIWA JICHO KIMASIHARA SOON unawashwa wewe si bure
Nyanyatole kaunga mkono hoja tuishi humuWatu wali ignore lakini bado wananizungumzia.[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16] Namshukuru Mungu amenipatia vijana humu wa 4 nlikuwa bize na hao. Wengi maana nlitaka 1 tu. Imagine @ Rikboy kani ignore lakini nae amenipiga spana je alionaje post zangu[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]. Hivo hata mimi nafatilia masihara muhimu kusoma
Kwamba mtu Anauza Duka la vitu vya nyumbani kama unga, mafuta vibaba, jambo zuri lakini anasema anagari hata hawara yake hajawahi kupanda. [emoji16] unabaki unasikitika tu.mda tu wa kutoka dukani hana. Mliita hadi Mods Kuweni na amani. Tuishi
Kumbe warembo wa jf wanaliwa kimasihara na madume ya jf na hamtuambii. Ebu tuambie bwana demu gani huyo umemkula kimasikhara...sio mawardat kweli?Mkuu, kuna vitu viwili vitatu hivi u need to know
1. U need to know mwanamke akipenda anakuwaje (trust me she can do anything for u, na huwa hawajali kuhusu gharama almradi moyo wake umependa)
2. Date strategically (though kwa mimi huyu ilikuwa by coincidence)she was a supervisor kwa section yake mind u her take home was more than 6 mil, mimi Nilikuwa almost vyeo 2 juu yake (nisingependa kusema my exactly position ili kulinda identity) so u need also to understand that
3. The fact about our orientation, kwa ladies let’s assume anajiuza, trust me ukimkaza vizuri next time atakupa bure (wakongwe wote wa fani wanalijua hili)! This show how much wenzetu huwa wanaguswa na bed stuffs.
Mimi kama mimi, kiukweli huwa sifanyi mzaha napotunukiwa mbususu, huwa nahakikisha nafanya a foreplay nzuri na kufahamu week points za mpinzani wangu, then napoingia kazini huwa nahakikisha mpinzani anafika sometimes up to three times before Mie sijaachia mzigo!
As a matter of fact, sikupenda kuweka wazi yote haya sababu sitafuti appreciation here.
(Kuna mwana JF maarufu sana tulishakulana kimasihara, naamini akisoma hapa she will agree na bandiko hili)
Adieu kamanda kindakindaki wa CDM
Wee nae tutakufukuza kwenye uzi wetu pendwaNyie watu wa humu hampendeki,mkiletewa mahubiri mnakasirika,msipoletewa mnayatamani[emoji23][emoji23]
Mmemzodoa mbaba wa watu kawaachieni uzi wenu,mnammisi tena[emoji23]
All the all UKIMWI upo na UNAUA.
Yan very true...kuna wanawake kama wanne nishafanya kila aina ya vituko ila bado wapo tu...Mkuu, kuna vitu viwili vitatu hivi u need to know
1. U need to know mwanamke akipenda anakuwaje (trust me she can do anything for u, na huwa hawajali kuhusu gharama almradi moyo wake umependa)
2. Date strategically (though kwa mimi huyu ilikuwa by coincidence)she was a supervisor kwa section yake mind u her take home was more than 6 mil, mimi Nilikuwa almost vyeo 2 juu yake (nisingependa kusema my exactly position ili kulinda identity) so u need also to understand that
3. The fact about our orientation, kwa ladies let’s assume anajiuza, trust me ukimkaza vizuri next time atakupa bure (wakongwe wote wa fani wanalijua hili)! This show how much wenzetu huwa wanaguswa na bed stuffs.
Mimi kama mimi, kiukweli huwa sifanyi mzaha napotunukiwa mbususu, huwa nahakikisha nafanya a foreplay nzuri na kufahamu week points za mpinzani wangu, then napoingia kazini huwa nahakikisha mpinzani anafika sometimes up to three times before Mie sijaachia mzigo!
As a matter of fact, sikupenda kuweka wazi yote haya sababu sitafuti appreciation here.
(Kuna mwana JF maarufu sana tulishakulana kimasihara, naamini akisoma hapa she will agree na bandiko hili)
Adieu kamanda kindakindaki wa CDM
Weee mnifukuze mara mbili!!! Si mlishanifukuzaga, hovyooooo.Wee nae tutakufukuza kwenye uzi wetu pendwa
Weeee thubutu.Kumbe warembo wa jf wanaliwa kimasihara na madume ya jf na hamtuambii. Ebu tuambie bwana demu gani huyo umemkula kimasikhara...sio mawardat kweli?
Kuchepuka kwa faidaLeo nipo na nafasi, ngoja nisimulie tukio moja la kimasihara nililolipata! Ofcoz ninayo mengi tu ya kimasihara masihara!
Mimi ni engineer by professional, sasa miaka ya nyuma kidogo kazini kwangu akaajiriwa dada mmoja kama supervisor huko accounting department. Yule dada alikuwa ni mbantu halisiii, yatosha kusema hivo, plus she was extra smart upstairs!
She was just married na alikuwa na Mtoto mmoja wa kike na jamaa yake ambaye alikuwa anafanya kazi kwenye kitengo Kimoja nyeti cha serikali! I can say they were happily married and they had a very very strong family bond.
Kazini mdada alikuwa serious, mkali hataki masihara na wanaume and she real mean business only hata kwa kumwangalia tu!
One day alinipigia simu (mind u before that Hata sikuwa na number zake) akitaka uthibitisho wa payment advice moja niliyomsainia subordinate wangu! Nilimjibu maswali yake na thereafter tukawa tunapeana tu hi-hi pale tunapokutana lunch nk (by the way office zetu zipo mitaa ya toure drive na huwa tunakula kwa office -msosi wa bure wa kampuni)
One day akaja kwa my office kuomba lift as aliambiwa nakaa mitaa ya karibu na kwake, (ofcoz it was true) n that day mume wake alienda na gari Lao nje ya mji kwenye operation zao (walikuwa wanatumia gari moja kwenda kazini na kurudi nyumbani).
Nilimpa lift n on the way home tukachat chat story za hapa na pale n that day ndo alojua huwa naongea pia na mie kujua kumbe the lady ana story nzuri zisizobore na za maana!
Thereafter she was comfortable taking my ride nyakati zozote anapopata dharura ya usafiri.
To cut the story short, one day aliomba lift bahati mbaya nilikuwa na kikao cha management (MANCOM)na nilikuwa napresent mimi. Kikao kiliisha saa moja moja usiku na fasta tukaondoka kwenda home! On the way nikamuomba tupite triple 7 hapo ninunue msosi as nilikuwa na njaa sana (sikula mchana as I was busy na slides)
Hakukataa, nikapita fasta nikaagiza take away ya Changamoto ya firigisi na chips, yeye nikamwagizia (bila kuombwa na nilimuacha kwenye gari anasubiri) makange ya samaki na chips! Niliporud kwenye gari nilimuomba samahani kwa kuchelewa na nilikuwa na haraka tuondoke! She told me it’s ok nirelax maana mumewe hayupo amesafiri nje ya nchi (n that day hakuja na gari maana lina pancha hivo morning alikuja na UBA)… we decided to eat in my car wakati huo na tukawa tunapiga story mdogo mdogo!
I I don’t know what happened (nilikuwa nataka kuchukua water seat ya nyuma sasa ile kuswing kwa Kushoto nikakutana naye a naongea ananitazama) tulitizamana machoni n ghafla we kissed! Goodness it was one of the best kiss I ever had, Yaan very very amazing! Kilichofuata ilikuwa ni kimya kimyaaa kutandikana kisses za fujooo fujoo kukumbatiana n (I think men mnajua tena tukiwaga kwa stage hiyo mikono inakuwa haitulii) katika papasa papasa huko nikaangukia kwenye breast, fuc’k….kumbe bana password ipo hapo, aisee mdada wa watu alilegea, pumzi juu juu n guess what, Hata mie dic*k ilikuwa inataka chakula chake kwa fujo by that time!
I asked her to like kunyanyuka kidogo huku nafungua her jeans kuruhusu suruali kushuka, she responded nikaishusha fasta, nikashusha mine n I asked her to come n seat on my angry P! Nililaza drivers seat n fast akaja akakalia, aisee kifinyo cha kimya kimya alichokipata paleee….hakisahau mpaka kesho (huwa ananambia)
Sorry wakuu (I am running out of time naingia huko pori kupiga kazi) but ningesimulia na kesho yake jinsi nilivoenda kumgongea kwake kabisa n she becomes my side chick mpaka watu officine walijua n she didn’t care.
To just explain how she end up loving me one day she gave me 25mil cash (sikumuomba but alinisimulia kuna dili amepata n she will be paid around 55 mil).
That’s it, she’s still my side chick up to todayn amegoma kabisa tusiachane!
By the way, If u want to know about my marital status by then, it’s like this…nilikuwa happily married with two kids!
Thank you…..Adieu!!!
Kuna dada huwa anasema nikikuona nalowana kiharage kinaruka ruka. Najuaga masihara... dhambi tamu sana ndo maana inaleta Mauti[emoji16] afu awe anatazamika Sasa[emoji134]. Mayooo unaweza uza urithi wote
Namjua huyo dada. Mcheshi hivi.Kimasihara hii imetokea recently tu nikiwa natokea Mwanza kuelekea Daslam[emoji16].
Naingia zangu kwenye Bus la Darlux mida ya saa 11 Alfajir nikiwa na wenge la jana usiku nilikuwa vyombo kidogo, nacheck kwenye seat yangu amekaa demu ikabidi nimuambie anipishe nikae n akakubali kunipisha nikakaa kilichofata nikalala usingiz mmoja hv mrefu.
Kuja kushtuka ni saa 5 kasoro hvi kucheck pembeni yangu namuona dem mkali kichizi nikajiuliza hv nilimsalimia kweli nikaona huu utakuwa unyonge nikakausha nikawa naangalia pembeni kwenye kioo(Moyoni nikijisemea atajaa tu mwenyewe)
Kweli bwana nikanyuti mpaka mida ya saa tisa hvi lile goma likaanza kusinzia huku akiniegemea nikajisemea muda umefika sasa[emoji1787][emoji1787]Nikamuambia kwann usilale kwangu hapa hvyo unaumia shingo mrembo!! Akasmile n akanisalimia mambo nikacheka nikamuuliza kwani sikukusalimia!? Akanijibu wewe ulijifanya kauzu tangu umeingia ndani ya gari, ikanibidi nimdanganye nimuambie nilikua sijisikii vzr
Stor zikaendelea tukafika lakn tulivyofika Moro sababu usiku ulikuwa umeingia tayar nikaanza kupekenyua sehemu muhimu n zote nilizogusa ilikuwa ni point [emoji23] nikaendeleza mpka na yeye alipoaanza kujibu mapigo baadae akaniomba akaniambia tutulie kidg tupo kwa gari soon tutafika tu nikamuambia fresh.
Ile tunakaribia kufika office za darlux goma linaniambia kaka yake ameshafika sasa tunafanyaje (Moyoni nikajisemea nishalikosa shombeshombe hili) nikamuuliza kwani unakaa wapi akasema Kigamboni, Tuangoma nikasema yes mbona n mm nakaa Kigamboni hukohuko!! Akasema basi sio kesi nipe namba yako n akapiga palepale nikapata n yake, akasema kesho tutamalizia kazi ambayo tumeianzisha nikasema poa, tukafika stand tukashuka kila moja akasepa njia yake.
Kesho yake nimechill nikijua nimelikosa goma, toto likanicheck n likaomba location, kidume chap kwa haraka nkikatuma baada ya kama dk 40 toto hili hapa aiseeh nilibamiza ile mbususu n ni mnato kwelikweli [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]
Narsa popote ulipo ile game itarudiwa kwasababu alisepa akaend moro chuo baada ya kama siku 4 hv
Kama wapo kwenye kimasihara liveKuna watu wanaandika utadhani wanakimbizwa na mbwa