Ulishawahi kula tunda kimasihara?

Ulishawahi kula tunda kimasihara?

feedh said:
Break ya lanch hii wacha nitoe mrejesho wa baada ya kurudi saa sita usiku.
Basi bwana,kama saa sita unusu hivi ndo nikawa nafika home na alcohol zangu kichwani,nikamstua beki3 aje kufungua mlango chap huyu hapa kafungua yupo ndani ya kanga moko,nilivoingia nikafunga mlango nashangaa bado mtu bado kasimama tu anashangaa,nikajua tu huyu kashaumiss mchezo wa asubuhi,nikamvuta pale shika tako kula mate mtoto ananikamatia kwa nguvu,nikammwambia kanichukulie maji ya kunywa niletee room ili tuanze shughuli yetu,basi kaleta maji room kafika ndo mda ule umeme ukakata na kimvua hichi hapa,nikashushia maji pale na kutoa viwalo vyangu nikaivuta mboga yangu bed[emoji28],nimetomb sana yule mtoto anaililia tu mpaka sa9 kasoro akasepa room kwake kwa kunyata
Mtoto kanogewa kamchezo saivi itakuwa naitusua kila siku
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Kumbuka tu HAKUNA HOUSE GIRL MGUMBA,zingatia hili utakuja nishukru baadae

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sysafiri said:
Loo! It seems kundi la wanaume wa ASIA wenye UUME Mdogo duniani wanazaliana sana mf.China na India ambao wana population kubwa duniani.
Again Wanaume wa CONGO na Vumbi lao! Naona wanatuwakilisha vema barani Afrika.
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Sahii kabisa,
Kuzaliana hakuhusiani na umbile la chini[emoji4]
 
Mpembawise said:
Magari haya mmhm

Fieldwork nyanda za juu kusini

Nmeingia kituo cha basi asubuhi sina tiketi. Nlipigiwa simu usiku kuhusu hii kazi na malipo yangefuata. Nkawahi ingia stand ili nipate seat ya kukaa, konda akanambia gari imejaa, ila kwa kua nlikua nmevaa kitenge chini akasema haina shida nnaweza kaa hata mbele.

Mungu si athumani wala suma lee, kuna mkoswa akili mmoja akachelewa kuja kituoni gari ikachomoka. Nkasogea taratibu kwenda kukaa seat ya bwege aloachwa. Nkakuta kuna mdada yuko peke ake nami nkaungana nae.

Huyu mdada aliletwa na mumewe (nliona pete) pale stand, na wakati anamuaga wakakiss, nkawa tunacheka na wale makondakta. Sasa nlipokua nakaa nkajifanya sijui lolote. Safari ikiendelea nkatoa kitabu cha mtego kwenye bad "Men are from Mars and women are from Venus" nkawa nasoma kati.

Nlipokiacha na kusinzia, nae akawa anakiangalia, nliposhtuka akapata mshangao. Nkacheka na kumwambia kisome ili angalia tu, mumeo umemuacha Dar. Maongezi yakaanzia hapo.

Kumbe ni intake mpya ya idara fulani hivi. Nkawa namuelekeza mazingira ya kule aendako, huku nkimdodosa mawili matatu. Tulipofika, nkampeleka lodge, nkahakikisha yuko salama tukakubaliana asubuhi nimfate nimuoneshe ofisi zao kisha nkaondoka kwenda kutafta lodge nyingine. Nlipofika lodge, nkamtxt usiku mwema nkalala.

Asubuhi nmeenda nkanywa chai, akainuka ili akaoge. Hapa nkamuona uzuri sasa, aliporudi nkamuomba nimfute maji, kabla hajasema ndio au hapana nkawa nmevuta taulo alojifunika. M

Mikono haikujua ajifunike chini au azibe macho japo alitaka kote. Nkamsogelea, nkaweka kichwa chake begani kwangu, kisha nkaanza mfuta. Ukuni uliinuka polepole akiwa anausikia, namaliza kumfuta mkono wake ushafungua zipu mbugi likaanza.

Nlihama lodge siku ile, mpaka naondoka naishi kwake. Ikifika usiku nakaa mezani anaongea na mumewe, wananyegeshana akimaliza kukata simu kaja kuikalia. Moja ya siku akawa aongea huku aikalia, ila kwa kua ilikua michezo yao kutiana hamu mie nkaosha shombo.
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Hapa baharia ulizengua aisee ungempisha aongeee nae
 
Mpembawise said:
Magari haya mmhm

Fieldwork nyanda za juu kusini

Nmeingia kituo cha basi asubuhi sina tiketi. Nlipigiwa simu usiku kuhusu hii kazi na malipo yangefuata. Nkawahi ingia stand ili nipate seat ya kukaa, konda akanambia gari imejaa, ila kwa kua nlikua nmevaa kitenge chini akasema haina shida nnaweza kaa hata mbele.

Mungu si athumani wala suma lee, kuna mkoswa akili mmoja akachelewa kuja kituoni gari ikachomoka. Nkasogea taratibu kwenda kukaa seat ya bwege aloachwa. Nkakuta kuna mdada yuko peke ake nami nkaungana nae.

Huyu mdada aliletwa na mumewe (nliona pete) pale stand, na wakati anamuaga wakakiss, nkawa tunacheka na wale makondakta. Sasa nlipokua nakaa nkajifanya sijui lolote. Safari ikiendelea nkatoa kitabu cha mtego kwenye bad "Men are from Mars and women are from Venus" nkawa nasoma kati.

Nlipokiacha na kusinzia, nae akawa anakiangalia, nliposhtuka akapata mshangao. Nkacheka na kumwambia kisome ili angalia tu, mumeo umemuacha Dar. Maongezi yakaanzia hapo.

Kumbe ni intake mpya ya idara fulani hivi. Nkawa namuelekeza mazingira ya kule aendako, huku nkimdodosa mawili matatu. Tulipofika, nkampeleka lodge, nkahakikisha yuko salama tukakubaliana asubuhi nimfate nimuoneshe ofisi zao kisha nkaondoka kwenda kutafta lodge nyingine. Nlipofika lodge, nkamtxt usiku mwema nkalala.

Asubuhi nmeenda nkanywa chai, akainuka ili akaoge. Hapa nkamuona uzuri sasa, aliporudi nkamuomba nimfute maji, kabla hajasema ndio au hapana nkawa nmevuta taulo alojifunika. M

Mikono haikujua ajifunike chini au azibe macho japo alitaka kote. Nkamsogelea, nkaweka kichwa chake begani kwangu, kisha nkaanza mfuta. Ukuni uliinuka polepole akiwa anausikia, namaliza kumfuta mkono wake ushafungua zipu mbugi likaanza.

Nlihama lodge siku ile, mpaka naondoka naishi kwake. Ikifika usiku nakaa mezani anaongea na mumewe, wananyegeshana akimaliza kukata simu kaja kuikalia. Moja ya siku akawa aongea huku aikalia, ila kwa kua ilikua michezo yao kutiana hamu mie nkaosha shombo.
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Mungu ninisuru aseehh
 
Tafiti zingine bhana; anyway kwa nilicho kisoma nimegundua nchi zenye wanaume wenye uume mkubwa ndio pia nchi masikini kulinganisha na zile ambazo wanaume wake wana uume mdogo; may be macho yangu au akili yangu haija conglude vizuri but hicho ndio nilicho gundua kupitia maandishi haya yenye utafiti usiokua na maana yoyote. Joke
 
Mazindu Msambule said:
TAfiti zingine bhana; anyway kwa nilicho kisoma nimegundua nchi zenye wanaume wenye uume mkubwa ndio pia nchi masikini kulinganisha na zile ambazo wanaume wake wana uume mdogo; may be macho yangu au akili yangu haija conglude vizuri but hicho ndio nilicho gundua kupitia maandishi haya yenye utafiti usiokua na maana yoyote. Joke
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Hiyo Ni kweli kabisa,wanajua jinsi gani ya kujiongeza thamani....mkwanja😄😄😄
 
Hizi tafiti ni za mchongo, Inch 1 ni sawa na 2.54 cm, sasa inakuwaje TZ tuna 10 cm ety, tuanzie hapa JF, kila mtu atume urefu wake hapa na sehemu alipo, tufanye tafiti

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