To you my future hubby

[Nalendwa]

Watafute uwalete huku michango yao inahitajika sana
Namuona Heaven Sent anapita kimya kimya tuu

Hahah!, sawa ngoja nikawasake..

 

[MBITIYAZA]

ngj nisimzibie riziki dogo!ila usome tena na tena

Sure kila mtu ana IQ yake... Sema kwawabongo Amna cha IQ wala nini tunafanana tu

!

 

[mbalizi1]

Nanawish haya maneno ni mwambie mtu flani

Mtiririkie tu maana hakuna namna

 

[The Black Hermit]

Unataka tall kiasi gani?

 

[Heaven Sent]

Mzima dear
Nipo mihangaiko tuu. Hope mnaendelea vizuri,
Ukimuona heaven sent msalimie

Nakusalimia pia nataka shari wangu, Umemissika

 

[Heaven Sent]

Vizuri kukusikia dear.
Nitafikisha salamu kwa Heaven Sent

Sijui wana enjoy wapi weekend yeye na espy

Nipo tu hapa nawaona na mbitiyaza, yani huyo mwanamke haha

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

ngj nisimzibie riziki dogo!ila usome tena na tena



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Akuuu sisomagi Uzi zaidi ya mara mbili !!. ..Mimi nimsafili naenda nchi za mbali.

 

[Neybright]

Nakusalimia pia nataka shari wangu, Umemissika

Mama acha tuu, nimewamiss pia jamani

 

[Behaviourist]

taabu na shida za dunia haziishi..zinapunguzwa tu kipenzi.

Sometimes in our lives we all have pain and sorrow. But if we are wise,we know that there's always tomorrow.Lean on me when you're not strong and I'll be your friend and I'll help you carry on.

You just call on me sister when you need a hand.We all need somebody to lean on.I just might have a problem that you'll understand,we all need somebody to lean on.

Lean on me when you're not strong and I'll be your friend I'll help you carry on!

 

[BIN NUN]

I can't wait to meet you my dear future husband...Nitakutunza na kukuheshimu maisha yangu yote. Your parents will be mine and your relatives and friends will be mine as well...

Nitakuwa na wewe in hard times as well as good times... I will be your comforter and you will never feel alone when am still alive....

Even when you go broke I will always be with you tutakula hata makande, bamia hata ugali na chumvi pamoja as long as we love each other nothing will go wrong... hata tukienda KUPANGA tandale as long as I see you alive that's enough for me hubby...

Sitadiriki kuchepuka hata kama utakuwa hunifikishi kwenye orgasm... I will fake the romantic cries ili tu ujione na wewe unajua kumkuna mke wako...

Asubuhi nitakuamsha na busu tamu nakukupeleka mpaka bafuni nikuogeshe kama kitoto kichanga...

Mchana nitakuletea lunch mpaka ofisini kwako iliyoandaliwa na your own sweet wife... jioni nitakuja kukudrive mpaka nyumbani kwetu... kabla ya yote nitakupa kimoja cha jioni halaf nitakuacha upumzike while am busy in the kitchen cooking for you hubby...

At night tunaingia mchezoni kwa style yoyote utakayotaka dear future hubby...

However I won't do all these if you are not tall, handsome and if you have kibamia

Daa hapo kwa lunch tuu umenkumbusha

Na miaka yote hii ni mara moja ktk maisha yangu nmeona mke wa dr mmoja wa mambo ya moyo yupo mbeya pale.asa alikuwa akitoka hospital kuu anaenda ana clinic yake nyuma ya ukumbi wa mkapa
Ndo mkeo nlikuwa namuona anamletea mume wake lunch.

I wish nkija oa nami ntaletewa

 

[Ushimen]

Sawa

 

[binti miss]

Daa hapo kwa lunch tuu umenkumbusha

Na miaka yote hii ni mara moja ktk maisha yangu nmeona mke wa dr mmoja wa mambo ya moyo yupo mbeya pale.asa alikuwa akitoka hospital kuu anaenda ana clinic yake nyuma ya ukumbi wa mkapa
Ndo mkeo nlikuwa namuona anamletea mume wake lunch.

I wish nkija oa nami ntaletewa

Mpaka upate wanawake wanaojielewa kama binti miss ndo utaletewa lunch ofisin sio mambo ya kula vipolo restaurant

 

[Smart911]

Kuna sehemu umesema " you will be with him in both hard and good times"

Mwisho unasema " you wont do all that if he is not tall, handsome and with a small d"

I don't see where do the hard times apply zaidi ya good times only...

Pole sana...



Cc: mahondaw

 

[Hunyu]

I never knew if i am this luck. Thank you for opening my eyes that i am the most wanted kind of person because I'm tall and for my knowledge hakunaga tall mwenye kananii kiduchuuu

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[binti miss]

I never knew if i am this luck. Thank you for opening my eyes that i am the most wanted kind of person because I'm tall and for my knowledge hakunaga tall mwenye kananii kiduchuuu

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Wapo talk guys with kibamia am talking from experience

 

[BIN NUN]

Mpaka upate wanawake wanaojielewa kama binti miss ndo utaletewa lunch ofisin sio mambo ya kula vipolo restaurant

Sasa wewe unataka dark mie rangi ya mtume yakhee

Ndo basi tena udark sina utankosesha bright lady like
Miss [HASHTAG]#you[/HASHTAG] bright#

 

[Hunyu]

Wapo talk guys with kibamia am talking from experience

Still i'm luck, posses both

 

[buimchizi]

Waiting you somewhere my heartbeats engine..!

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[buimchizi]

Nilishapatwa na hofu nikijua fisi alipita nao kumbe upo aise..!

huyu jamaa kanichekesha

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[Desire Dizaya]

Sometimes in our lives we all have pain and sorrow. But if we are wise,we know that there's always tomorrow.Lean on me when you're not strong and I'll be your friend and I'll help you carry on.

You just call on me sister when you need a hand.We all need somebody to lean on.I just might have a problem that you'll understand,we all need somebody to lean on.

Lean on me when you're not strong and I'll be your friend I'll help you carry on!

than u alot B..
Be blessed