Stupid things men do in relationship

[Ntuzu]

Kaka wewe tena, nakuamini sana hasa mambo ya hela... Hata Nikukupa Millioni 200 najua zitafika salama, ila nikupe shemejio uongozane nae tu!!!! THUBUTU!!!!!!!!!!!

(Sina maana hioooooo!!!!)

Hahahahahaaaaaaaa

Na Mimi sina maana hiyooooooo!

 

[Mr Rocky]

Kaka wewe tena, nakuamini sana hasa mambo ya hela... Hata Nikukupa Millioni 200 najua zitafika salama, ila nikupe shemejio uongozane nae tu!!!! THUBUTU!!!!!!!!!!!

(Sina maana hioooooo!!!!)

Mkuu Tized hata shem atafika salama salimini niamini tuu
Maana kufika kwake salama ni kuwa atafika salama kimwili bila ajali ila yale mengine sijui kama atafika salama bila kufanyiwa ukaguzi

 

[Mr Rocky]

Mimi nipo sana sema majukumu Mume wangu

Upite pite pale dukani uchukue tumilioni kwa ajili ya kununua vocha dear si unajua tena hutakiwi kupata shida ya vocha kabisa my sweet miss chagga
cc Ntuzu, Tized, Kaizer mwekundu, Nicas Mtei

 

[Ntuzu]

Mkuu Tized hata shem atafika salama salimini niamini tuu
Maana kufika kwake salama ni kuwa atafika salama kimwili bila ajali ila yale mengine sijui kama atafika salama bila kufanyiwa ukaguzi

Unalazimisha kuaminiwa?

Hahahahaaaaa

Kasinde kaa mbali na huyu aiseee!

 

[Ntuzu]

Acha umbea na wewe Ntuzu maana naona hapa unaharibu kwa Kasinde na Tized sasa na utafanya mpaka Tized asinimini mimi ndugu yake

Yani wewe ata mimi niko tayari kukupa zizi langu la ng'ombe uziangalie Lkn sio Shemeji yako Khantwe

 

[Mr Rocky]

Unalazimisha kuaminiwa?

Hahahahaaaaa

Kasinde kaa mbali na huyu aiseee!

Kasinde usiwasikilize Tized na Ntuzu mimi ni mwaminifu sana na wala sina tabia hiyo kabisa

Yani wewe ata mimi niko tayari kukupa zizi langu la ng'ombe uziangalie Lkn sio Shemeji yako Khantwe

Khantwe mzima my dear
Nimekumissije aise
(futa Ntuzu asione) japo ni kukumiss kwa kawaida tuu bila ubaya

 

[excel]

Amang'ana Mura....!

maiya mbane! kana nuwe nomokoli ole?



cc The Intelligent kwa tafsiri!

 

[excel]

miss chagga njoo nikwambie kitu! come without.... without nauli, ntalipa! lol

 

[Ntuzu]

Kasinde usiwasikilize Tized na Ntuzu mimi ni mwaminifu sana na wala sina tabia hiyo kabisa


Khantwe mzima my dear
Nimekumissije aise
(futa Ntuzu asione) japo ni kukumiss kwa kawaida tuu bila ubaya

Khantwe usimsikilize huyu bhana

Kiwategu Uko wapi mkulu? Yani tangu wakatae posa yako wazazi Wa shansarie na wewe umekosa Amani!

Weka begani usepe neya na Mkuu!

Mokoyo acha na wewe kila wakati kukaa na mkeo ICHANA wewe Hujui Chakula kizuri mule wengi?

miss chagga penda Mie weye! Dah! Asiione Khantwe hii!

 

[miss chagga]

Khantwe usimsikilize huyu bhana

Kiwategu Uko wapi mkulu? Yani tangu wakatae posa yako wazazi Wa shansarie na wewe umekosa Amani!

Weka begani usepe neya na Mkuu!

Mokoyo acha na wewe kila wakati kukaa na mkeo ICHANA wewe Hujui Chakula kizuri mule wengi?

miss chagga penda Mie weye! Dah! Asiione Khantwe hii!

Ntuzu kufia wewe kabisa nizeke kwenye pesa zako

 

[Khantwe]

do that kwakweli mana haya mambo hayaaaaaa mmhh....kuna dalili ya kufall kwa msukuma mmoja aseeee kwa nje I think he's calm loving caring n the alike but...but..but i dont know him better best maombi yako ni muhimu sana pls.....

Naomba tu asijekuwa mume wangu huyo lol

 

[miss chagga]

miss chagga njoo nikwambie kitu! come without.... without nauli, ntalipa! lol

Excel nakuja naomba ununue na whisky kabisa nataka kusafisha koo

 

[Ntuzu]

maiya mbane! kana nuwe nomokoli ole?



cc The Intelligent kwa tafsiri!

Aiseeee kweli hii sio ulimi wangu!

The Intelligent saidia Mimi hapa!

 

[Kasie]

Nyie watu nyie Ntuzu, Tized, Kasinde wacheni fujo. Kwanza sina kitambi nina kamwili kadogo dogo muulize hata my wife wangu Dena Amsi na mchepuko wangu miss chagga wanavyoufurahia huu mwili
Uko kimazoezi zaidi na hauhitaji kwenda gym kama Ntuzu anavyopambana kuupunguza wa kwake
halafu mi sina fujo namzidi hata Tized kwa upole ila when it comes to love oohh hapo sina upole wowote ready to fight for that

hahahahaaaaaaaaaa looh!!

 

[Khantwe]

Kasinde achana na huyo kimbaumbau Tized na huyo Mzee Wa miamba Mr Rocky Njoo kwangu Mzee Wa hayo makitu ya Nites Clubs Disco na mengineyo! Wasifu wako huu umenifanya niingilie Kati love ya Tized kwako!

Mmmmh sijui kwa nini nimepita mitaa hii loh

 

[Ntuzu]

Naomba tu asijekuwa mume wangu huyo lol

Ukiona Msukuma tu moyo unakudunda!

Hahahaaaa

 

[Khantwe]

uuuuhhhhhh waaaooow!!! is that an invitation to treat!!?? Lets see what MTZ huyu atasemaje.............

Kwani Tized is inlove with me..........???? mbona....................!!!!!

Be careful young lady

 

[excel]

Mimi ni Tized mwenye wivu, nawapatiliza hadi wana maovu ya baba zao... tafadhali acha kumchombeza Kasinde wangu ki''lake zone lakezone apa'' Understand muraaa?

hahahaaa! come on meen! sie watu wa kanda ya ziwa ni wakarimu saaana! mwache Kasinde aje aburudishwe na upepo wa ziwa!... sisi hatuna congestion kama yenu huko! lol.

 

[Ntuzu]

Mmmmh sijui kwa nini nimepita mitaa hii loh

Swty! Nilikua napima Gia zangu km zinaweza kumteka Kasinde

Mimi niko na wewe tu honey wangu! Hayo yalikua majaribio ya Gia za kung'oa mzigo!

 

[excel]

Excel nakuja naomba ununue na whisky kabisa nataka kusafisha koo

yeah! that sound so sweet pretty lady! nichukue na special concetration area kabisa!

na haka kajua, itakuwa ni furaha yangu kukunywesha whisky!..