Sijui ni macho yangu?

[snowhite]

mdogo wangu snowhite samahani kwa hili, ngoja nimtetee mama K.....
shem hata mimi nimeshangaa..... vya ndani tuliambiwa viishie ndani.......
hata vya sebuleni marufuku kuvikuta kibarazani

UUUUWIH!nimelikoroga!
dada mkubwa sa hapa niombaje msamaha!ujue lile kosa la siku ile niilijichulkulia tu shindi mezani!sasa leo wlahi natolewa macho!:A S 20::redfaces:

 

[The secretary]

Bishanga kachoka zaidi ujue Mr Rocky..! yaani mpaka vikao vinawekwa kwa ajili ya kuangalia atasaidiwaje.. mie ananiona kama Bill Gates vle.. mtoto kanyimwa na The secretary.. angekuwa mnyalu kitambo angekuwa ameshajirestisha ini pisi..

kitu cha mtakatifu yosefu mchapa kazi cha Arusha kinanukia

 

[snowhite]

Ina maana umekuwa na skio la kuckza majungu? Tangu lini?

naogopa hata kuquote yailahi!

 

[Fixed Point]

UUUUWIH!nimelikoroga!
dada mkubwa sa hapa niombaje msamaha!ujue lile kosa la siku ile niilijichulkulia tu shindi mezani!sasa leo wlahi natolewa macho!:A S 20::redfaces:

usijali mdogo wangu, dada mkubwa nipo hapa.
si unanijua diplomasia zangu?
tutalimaliza soon

 

[snowhite]

Unatoa siri za ndani? Mama K ndo alwafunza hvi? FP naomba mwongozo

naogopa sasa hata cha kuandika sina

 

[snowhite]

usijali mdogo wangu, dada mkubwa nipo hapa.
si unanijua diplomasia zangu?
tutalimaliza soon

this time around hakuna rangi ntaacha kuona!

 

[The secretary]

Bishanga tajiri wapi yule wakati kachoka kama sosoliso na saudari hata hela ya toyo hana

Mtasubiri sana samli kwenye sato Bishanga kufilisika aipate Madame B

 

[BAK]

What about the benefits? Do they last a lifetime? If they do please ------- lol!!!!

ha haaa, unapenda macho yaliyorembuka wewe?
cost yake ni kubwa sana....... shauri yako

 

[Mr Rocky]

Mtasubiri sana samli kwenye sato Bishanga kufilisika aipate Madame B

The secretary we humjui tuu Bishanga ana mkopo karibu kila benki ili wewe wa kumoyo usipate shida siku wakija kudai hata nyumba unayokaa na zile perfume zako zinauzwa

 

[Paloma]

ha ha ha.. Mr Rocky binamu yako wakati dunia nzima inajua anakuhamu..! muishie huko huko kwa Paloma asisogee..

Mr Rocky akimhamu Nivea wewe inakuhuuuu sosoliso?!?!?!

 

[Mr Rocky]

Mr Rocky akimhamu Nivea wewe inakuhuuuu sosoliso?!?!?!

Binamu yangu Paloma hebu muulize huyu sosoliso maana naona hajiamini na akisikia mtu anamtaja Nivea kiroho kinamdunda

 

[Paloma]

Binamu yangu Paloma hebu muulize huyu sosoliso maana naona hajiamini na akisikia mtu anamtaja Nivea kiroho kinamdunda

nawe binamu unajua umeyachokonoa huku!! namie nakinukisha sasa!!!
ila tulia kwa Mamndenyi, hujakua tu!!!

 

[Mr Rocky]

nawe binamu unajua umeyachokonoa huku!! namie nakinukisha sasa!!!
ila tulia kwa Mamndenyi, hujakua tu!!!

Binamu Paloma nimekua bana si unaona nilivyotulia kwa sasa
Mimi na wewe Paloma na Nivea ni mazungumzo ya kibinamu tuu hayana lolote hata Madame B akialikwa ila sio sosoliso

 

[sosoliso]

Mr Rocky akimhamu Nivea wewe inakuhuuuu sosoliso?!?!?!

asa babe Paloma huyu Mr Rocky na gia zake na ubinamu mie antia shaka.. ndo maana nimemuambia aishie huko huko kwa Nivea.. kwako asisogee.. itanihuuuu kama atang'ang'ania ubinamu na wewe mahabuba..

 

[Mr Rocky]

asa babe Paloma huyu Mr Rocky na gia zake na ubinamu mie antia shaka.. ndo maana nimemuambia aishie huko huko kwa Nivea.. kwako asisogee.. itanihuuuu kama atang'ang'ania ubinamu na wewe mahabuba..

sosoliso huyu Paloma ni ndugu yangu binamu yangu nina haki ya kuongea nae chemba wakati wowote ndo maana nawaita na Nivea tukae tuongee masuala ya familia na huwezi kuzuia
Wacha wivu nawapenda sana mabinamu zangu

 

[Fixed Point]

this time around hakuna rangi ntaacha kuona!

mwaka huu unalo mbona!
lakini usijali wala nini, "YANAONGELEKA"

 

[Fixed Point]

What about the benefits? Do they last a lifetime? If they do please ------- lol!!!!

It depends......
"Terms and Conditions apply"

 

[Mtoto halali na hela]

Nimeona sura ya kike na ya kiume za analogy na kidijitali

 

[BAK]

Spit them out rafiki :A S 101:....lol!!!

It depends......
"Terms and Conditions apply"

 

[Chocs]

yaani ni balaa.....
nimesikitika tu hakukuwa na sample za warembo wetu nione nao kama wamependeza kwa hizo deki au wamejiharibu......

Wapo dia, wamekua kama wadoliii
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