Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

[Mshana Jr]

Afya tupu

Hewaaa

 

[Jadda]

Nipo ila nilishaikacha account yangu

Twitani ila sijakuta ume tweet hata mara moja

 

[DiasporaUSA]

Nami sina kinyongo ntakuodhesha bila hiyana.

Kwenye nini mjukuu wangu ?

 

[DiasporaUSA]

Au siyo naona tu unavyojiamulia mahari kabla dada yangu Atoto hajakuambia!! Au unajisahaulisha 'tamaduni za kiafrika' zinatakaje??

Atoto hana shida mkuu. Ni mtu muelewa sana

 

[Jadda]

Hivi unafahamu maana ya NO mkuu??

Yaani ni NEGOTIATION OVER

Why mkuu. Tweet leo tu basi

 

[DiasporaUSA]

Hadi hapo ushakosa vigezo,, next please..

Alright. Let's get down to serious business. Dear Karma will you marry me ?

 

[Jadda]

Ena kalumbu

Hahaha ndaga fyijo.

 

[Fursakibao]

Najaribu Ku selfika hapa lakini naambiwa sina permission ya kufanya hicho kitendo kulikon?

 

[Jadda]

Mamnoon Mamnoon

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[DiasporaUSA]

Nipo ila nilishaikacha account yangu

Ulikumbwa na nini hadi ukafikia hatua hiyo ?

 

[DiasporaUSA]

Hivi unafahamu maana ya NO mkuu??

Yaani ni NEGOTIATION OVER

I have learnt that in life if you are too persistent NO can gradually become YES

 

[Jadda]

Where's the goddamn ring?? And you gotta be down on one of your knees dude!!

Alright. Let's get down to serious business. Dear Karma will you marry me ?

 

[Jadda]

Twitter hainibariki kabisa yani

Ulikumbwa na nini hadi ukafikia hatua hiyo ?

 

[DiasporaUSA]

Where's the goddamn ring?? And you gotta be down on one of your knees dude!!

That thing aint African.

 

[DiasporaUSA]

Twitter hainibariki kabisa yani

Inaonekana ulikuwa unawa follow watu ambao hawakujengi

 

[Jadda]

Hahahaha najua mna tule tumsemo twenu eti "hakuna mkate mgumu mbele ya chai"

But trust me as I am telling you this, mimi nimesoma shule breakfast tulikuwa tunakula mikate migumu hadi chai inasalimu amri yenyewe, yaani mkate ukimpiga nao mtoto mchanga kichwani anakufa, kwahiyo najua umeshaelewa namaanisha nini.

I have learnt that in life if you are too persistent NO can gradually become YES

 

[The Monk]

 

[Arien]

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Hii snap ni 🔥🔥🔥

 

[Jadda]

Then even the "will you marry me" shit ain't African at all

That thing aint African.

 

[Jadda]

May be!

Inaonekana ulikuwa unawa follow watu ambao hawakujengi