Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

[qeen jojo]

Mmeo kashapita nitakuchambulia siku nyingine.......

Hahaaa nimecheka tena kwamba mume wangu kasha pita

Yuko malindoni jf kuna ndoano wengi sana samaki wake anaweza kwenda akizubaaa

Alafu kumbe mnamuogopa mkwepu jr wangu simbaaa

 

[Mshana Jr]

Kwa vyovyote choo hakiwezi kosa shimo sema shimo liwe la size

 

[B R A C E L E T]

Hahahahhah

Ooh na-na -na,
Oh my god, she be viper
She won't back down-She a fighter,
She a very-very different gal,
She a belly belly, belly dancer eh-eh,
Just like that, omo just like that,
She dey my front, she don dey my back,
She don dey move, she don dey whine-back i like her, she got me like
Jah eli Jah x2
someone come save me from Delilah 🎶

Fireboy DML - Eli

 

[B R A C E L E T]

Hahaaa nimecheka tena kwamba mume wangu kasha pita

Yuko malindoni jf kuna ndoano wengi sana samaki wake anaweza kwenda akizubaaa

Alafu kumbe mnamuogopa mkwepu jr wangu simbaaa

Tunaheshimiana hatuogopani.

 

[Grahams]

Mbali na barabara.

Niagize zawadi ya kuja nayo🙊🏃🏻

 

[Saint Anne]

Si ulimruhusu kutoka jf

Hawezi kutoka kirahisi hivyo.
Atarudi tu!
Majukumu yamembana

 

[Saint Anne]

Uwiiii unakumbuka shuka wakat kumekucha

Hay hyo mchumba ako yuko wap

Ati????

 

[Saint Anne]

Nashukuru kwa Tahadhari.

Kila la Kheri boss.
Kwani wewe hujaoa?
Kwanini wataka kuhangaika na wake za watu??
Huoni aibu?

 

[Saint Anne]

Niagize zawadi ya kuja nayo

Hardcopy ya kitabu Cha nyimbo za Kikristo na Tenzi za Rohoni.
Nitashukuru Sana.

 

[Grahams]

Hardcopy ya kitabu Cha nyimbo za Kikristo na Tenzi za Rohoni.
Nitashukuru Sana.

Khaa!🙆 mbona nduguyo Chakorii hajawahi kuagiza zawadi hiyo?😂😂

Kwa jinsi hiyo lazima nikupeleke kanisani moja kwa moja, andaa mashahidi tu 😀.
Utaniambia unataka wedding ring ya dhahabu, almasi au nini??🙌

 

[Saint Anne]

Khaa! mbona nduguyo Chakorii hajawahi kuagiza zawadi hiyo?

Kwa jinsi hiyo lazima nikupeleke kanisani moja kwa moja, andaa mashahidi tu .
Utaniambia unataka wedding ring ya dhahabu, almasi au nini??

Kanisani hatuna ndoa za wake wawili.

 

[Chakorii]

Kanisani hatuna ndoa za wake wawili.

Acha kukaza shingo mtakatifu...chukua Bwana harusi huyooo..kwani alikwambia ameoa?wewe ndo utakuwa wa kwanza

 

[Grahams]

Kanisani hatuna ndoa za wake wawili.

Kwani utasema tayari nina ndoa ya kwanza? Kwanza Chakorii hatojua labda umwambie wewe🙈🙈. Najua hapa hawezi kupita kujua tulichokubaliana 😂

 

[Chakorii]

Khaa!🙆 mbona nduguyo Chakorii hajawahi kuagiza zawadi hiyo?😂😂

Kwa jinsi hiyo lazima nikupeleke kanisani moja kwa moja, andaa mashahidi tu 😀.
Utaniambia unataka wedding ring ya dhahabu, almasi au nini??🙌

Unaona sasa mambo yako ya kulinganisha watu...utakwenda na maji ohooooo...fanya anachotaka umpate mtakatifu.fanya chap maana yuko singal ujue🤪🤪

 

[Chakorii]

Kwani utasema tayari nina ndoa ya kwanza? Kwanza Chakorii hatojua labda umwambie wewe🙈🙈. Najua hapa hawezi kupita kujua tulichokubaliana 😂

Ni kweli kabisa siwezi kupita

 

[Grahams]

Unaona sasa mambo yako ya kulinganisha watu...utakwenda na maji ohooooo...fanya anachotaka umpate mtakatifu.fanya chap maana yuko singal ujue🤪🤪

Amekubali awe bimdogo, wewe unabaki wakwanza😜🙈🏃🏻

 

[Grahams]

Ni kweli kabisa siwezi kupita

Baby nahisi Junior wetu ali login kwenye akaunti yangu humu. Sijui alikuwa anachati nini sijui🙆🏃🏻🏃🏻

 

[Chakorii]

Amekubali awe bimdogo, wewe unabaki wakwanza😜🙈🏃🏻

Chakorii huyu huyu au Chakor ndo bi mkubwa🤪🤪hatari sana

 

[Chakorii]

Baby nahisi Junior wetu ali login kwenye akaunti yangu humu. Sijui alikuwa anachati nini sijui🙆🏃🏻🏃🏻

Kwani mtakatifu analizungumziaje kwanza kabla ya mimi kupita

 

[Grahams]

Chakorii huyu huyu au Chakor ndo bi mkubwa🤪🤪hatari sana

Ni wewe baby, kumbuka uliposema nikutafutie mwenzako ili akupungize majukumu yale makubwa 🙊

Mkubalie tu awe mdogo wako, najua hawezi kukusumbua kama akina Noelia. Huyu ukimuudhi atakuwa analia huku akisoma kitabu cha Waefeso 😀