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Zoë said:

Oohh sawa dada, nilitaka niende kwa huyo cutting master ila nitaenda tena kwa yule wa makumbusho ili nikakuchukulie taarifa zake.

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Sawa Mdogo wangu.. Nasubiri.

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Heaven Sent said:

Haha utamaduni huo ni shida khaaa

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Kwa kweli, kama biblia ya muumba tu imenishinda kufuata sheria zake zote ndiyo itakuwa huo upuuzi wa tamaduni za mababu.

Zoë said:

Teh teh, kumbe wa kawaida tu?

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Jaribu kwenda kama Mara tatu hivi..Utaniambia.
Pengine labda nimemzoea sana..

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Kuna mahali kakuita Karma.. umeona?
Nimejikuta nachekaaa.

Zoë said:

mkuu kwani id yako ya zamani ni ipi ??

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Jael said:

Kesi ya nyani nimepeleka kwa tumbili, sasa shamba limebaki mabua

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hiyo statement bora umewahi kuisema mwenyewe, yaani nusu nikuambie hapa kesi ya nyani umeleta kwa ngedere.

nimekumbuka kuna mtu alianzisha uzi wake, ukatoa comment moja hiyo hadi alijaa sukari nikashangaa tu "Jael sitaki mazoea na wewe", nikasema uwii huyu dada ataja kuua watu kwa hasira na majibu yake haya, maana sikuelewa ile comment yako na kutaka mazoea vinahusianaje.

Jael said:

Cha muhimu isiwe yale mazig zag, ila kaway kamoja tu kanapendeza kweli.

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Yeah yale mazigzag hata mi hapana, huwa naweka moja tu.

Wewe ntaku-pm tu hicho kichwa

Depal said:

Tuma hapa sahivi bado wamelala halafu utafuta

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Jael said:

Na hiki kichwa ka kitunguu jamani

Kuna vichwa vya kuweka way wewe, usijeniponza nikawa kituko.

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Na wewe haka ka ugonjwa unako eh, vichwa kama vitunguu unavijua lakini?

Hahaha wewe subiri siku yako; ntakuleftisha JF

Jael said:

Akituma najitoa jf.

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Zoë said:

Mmhh hii siyo mara ya kwanza kuona umeandika una bichwa refu kama basi, wenye mabichwa ya hivyo tumekaa zetu kimya ndiyo mkaongeage wengine kweli.

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Ndo unanishawishi kiujanja nikutumie hilo bichwa au? Lol

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Jael said:

Usipate taabu, mimi na Heaven Sent ni wataalam. Njoo tukufundishe.

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Kumbeee, basi ndiyo maana kuna siku niliota unanifundisha kupigana.

Depal said:

Yan we dada I wish nikiona hicho kichwa

ni Mara nyingi sana unakisema.

Tuacheni masihara jamani wale wanaoweka "way" uwa wanapendeza mno. Binafsi kwa sasa ni ngumu kuweka ile ya machine ila kwa kitana mitoko ya weekend NAWEKA

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Umeona eenh, hata mie ndiyo nimetoka kumuambia hapa kuwa siyo mara ya kwanza kumsikia anasema hivyo kuhusu kichwa chake.

Depal said:

... My Love for low cut... View attachment 1405594

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Yes yaani kama hivyo mie ndiyo napenda

Depal said:

yule atakuwa DiasporaUSA

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Haki vile

Depal said:

Happy fool's day

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Happy april fool's day to you too

Heaven Sent said:

Mnyaki wa wapi huyo hajui kung-fu?

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Zoë said:

Kumbeee, basi ndiyo maana kuna siku niliota unanifundisha kupigana.

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Hivi unajua ndoto ni kile uwazacho mchana eeeh?

Jael said:

Wa dasilama

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Weeee mi nimekulia kijijini kabisa

Makiseo said:

Sawa Mdogo wangu.. Nasubiri.

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Okee okee

Makiseo said:

Jaribu kwenda kama Mara tatu hivi..Utaniambia.
Pengine labda nimemzoea sana..

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Oohh okay sawa nitajaribu