Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

[cocastic]

Ni bonge la shere
Nderemo na vifijo
Kila meza na shampeni, mie nitaongeza mapulizoooo

😂😂😂

Mejiii umechangamkaa sanaa, 😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Lamomy]

Wee dyadyaa si umuibukie maeneo yake,
Asikuletee giza au mambo meusii, afanye kukupa mzigo wako.
Km vipi chukua yake, hakuna kulembaa.
😂😂😂😂😂

Sasa store kafunga atanifungulia Nani? 😹😹

Hii ngoma nzito unaweza kupata kesi na haki za binadamu hivi hivi aiseee..!!
Biashara inataka moyo wa chuma, huku mchina pembeni bank mbele matapeli.
Km INEC, NIDA na CCM 😹😹😹

 

[Lamomy]

😂😂😂😂 ila Mbweni, niliwahi enda, nilivurugwaa mbayaa.
Nikasema si unaweza kufa na sonona.

Kule sio pouwa, utachagua wewe ugombane na Mungu au serikali 😹😹😹

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Mashallah 🥰 😍😍
Uduguu rangi ya mtume, mtoto mlito kabisaaa..!!

SK kapata jiko na store yake awwwww 🥰
Ndugu wa mume ongezeni mahari binti yetu kajitunza na mzuri 😹

Pacha Mimi kama shemeji mkubwa wa kiume, sina pingamizi na hilo.

Labda mfeli nyinyi kudadadeki

 

[cocastic]

Kule sio pouwa, utachagua wewe ugombane na Mungu au serikali 😹😹😹

Haswaaaa!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

 

[cocastic]

Sasa store kafunga atanifungulia Nani? 😹😹

Hii ngoma nzito unaweza kupata kesi na haki za binadamu hivi hivi aiseee..!!
Biashara inataka moyo wa chuma, huku mchina pembeni bank mbele matapeli.
Km INEC, NIDA na CCM 😹😹😹

😂😂😂😂😂😂 mbna wewooooooo!!

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Uduguu umeanzaaa mbwembwee, ntakosa mume ujue.
Unataka nizeeke home? Vibayaa hivyoo.
😂😂😂😂😂

Nasema hivi akitaka au asitake, wewe ndio mama sk 😂 😂

 

[cocastic]

Pacha Mimi kama shemeji mkubwa wa kiume, sina pingamizi na hilo.

Labda mfeli nyinyi kudadadeki

Mejiiiii mbona ghaflaaa sana, mnaniogopeshaa ujue.
😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Tamba shemeji, ndugu yangu hana jeuri ya kukataa hiyo rangi na hizo lipsi 😂😂😂

Toto lina lipsi nzuri aisee, hadi kichwa cha chini kime nod in response 😂😂

 

[cocastic]

Toto lina lipsi nzuri aisee, hadi kichwa cha chini kime nod in response 😂😂

Mejiiii una visaa weyeeee!! Khaaaah
😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Mejiiiii mbona ghaflaaa sana, mnaniogopeshaa ujue.
😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mejii kwa product kama yakoz lazima tu support aisee, huwa una oga nini 😊😂

 

[cocastic]

Nasema hivi akitaka au asitake, wewe ndio mama sk 😂 😂

Mama SK nitambe niwezavyo, ama nenee.
😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[cocastic]

Mejii kwa product kama yakoz lazima tu support aisee, huwa una oga nini 😊😂

😂😂😂😂😂
Mejiii acha uwakiii bas, kwanini lakiniii?/

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Mejiiii una visaa weyeeee!! Khaaaah
😂😂😂😂

Mi nasema ukweli tu, hapa mejii tunaye na sio meji tu ni top notch 🔥🔥

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Mama SK nitambe niwezavyo, ama nenee.
😂😂😂😂😂😂

Namcheki nimu ambie una msalimia, hadi ume anza kuumwa ghafla sababu ya kumkosa😂😂🦅

 

[Intelligent businessman]

😂😂😂😂😂
Mejiii acha uwakiii bas, kwanini lakiniii?/

Nasema ukweli tu, Hebu tu bless nyingine basi mejii🦅

 

[cocastic]

Nasema ukweli tu, Hebu tu bless nyingine basi mejii🦅

Sitakiiiiii!! Wee yako hujawekaaa, woiiiih.
😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Razorblade]

Mkikosa sana basi zisipungue fuso 3 😜

Limeisha hilo 😂

 

[cocastic]

Namcheki nimu ambie una msalimia, hadi ume anza kuumwa ghafla sababu ya kumkosa😂😂🦅

Haswaaaa!!! Muambie nampenda sana mie SK wangu.
😂😂😂😂😂

 

[cocastic]

Mi nasema ukweli tu, hapa mejii tunaye na sio meji tu ni top notch 🔥🔥

😂😂😂😂