Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

[Kapeace]

Huyu mgonjwa mbona jeuri hivi? 😂😂
Kapeace mpe namba shem hii ni amri sio ombi nakwambia 😹😹😹

Yani unabembelezwa km wafuasi wa CDM wakaandamane kwann lakini?? 🤣

Nineshatoa mbona, hebu mpeleke taratibu mstaafu wangu mwishowe ajikwae,

 

[Lamomy]

Nilikuwa nakusubiri mwenyekiti, ndo nini kututelekeza, mi bado naumwa😜

Pole nakuja kukuona mgonjwa, mi nilikuwa nauza vijora kwanza… leo nipo mwingi..!
Weka namba The Monk asababishe unywe ceres 😜

 

[Lamomy]

Nineshatoa mbona, hebu mpeleke taratibu mstaafu wangu mwishowe ajikwae,

Kasema hujatoa acha ubabaifu, kwann unamtesa shem hivi lakini?? 😂😂

Kapeace hizo pesa za juice zikitupita sikusamehi ujue 😹😹😹

 

[Grahams]

😂😂😂 babu Ntakuchapa ujue
Wewe lete hizo korosho kwanza

Hahaha...........lakini si unajua Babu yako nina ile fimbo, sijaitumia nina muda mrefu ujue? 😜

Mtume mjumbe aje nimpe Korosho zako, ukiwa na nafasi pitia mwenyewe ofisini kwangu 🤗

 

[Mahondaw]

Leo Lolote BAYA liwakute Makolo kwa wadogo zenyu!



Muwe na Jioni njema wapendwa

 

[Tayana-wog]

M

Mrembo wadunia...

Tayana-wog

Sellfika basi..

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Looo

 

[Tayana-wog]

Utazaa na nani mahi 😜😂😂😂

Mzungu diha
We subiri tu🤣

 

[Tayana-wog]

Hazitaki hizi mbichi shangazi
Kama vipi rudi tu Nkamu umpe kampani.

Sisi team shangazi tunaamini
Shangazi atarudi Kwa kishindo kama awamu ya sita,kujibu yale mapigo ya kina Bantu

Wizoooo uko poaaa
Keki ya congratulations tafdhali🤣🤣
Najipongezaaa🎉

 

[Kapachino]

Leo Lolote BAYA liwakute Makolo kwa wadogo zenyu!



Muwe na Jioni njema wapendwa

Mnywani kama mnywani
Sijatoka leo home njoo nikufundishe ile surrat aliyekuambia arsis. Nshashika udhu.

 

[Lamomy]

Hahaha...........lakini si unajua Babu yako nina ile fimbo, sijaitumia nina muda mrefu ujue? 😜

Mtume mjumbe aje nimpe Korosho zako, ukiwa na nafasi pitia mwenyewe ofisini kwangu 🤗

Nitamtuma mdogo angu tayana anifatie korosho babu 😂😂

 

[Mahondaw]

Mnywani kama mnywani
Sijatoka leo home njoo nikufundishe ile surrat aliyekuambia arsis. Nshashika udhu.

Forever and always mnywanii!!!

Nakujaaa unifunze hio surat mnywanii kuna viumbe vilitaka kunidhuruuu ila vilinikuta sidhuriki ndio nikamuuliza Arsis mnywanii!

Natamani siku nivikamate ila ndoiivooo mi sio wa Mungu sana sio wa mgangaaaa basi imani yangu inahang hang tu 😂!!

 

[Lamomy]

Leo Lolote BAYA liwakute Makolo kwa wadogo zenyu!



Muwe na Jioni njema wapendwa

Oyooooooo.!!
Uduguu weee.!! Mtoto mlito udongo wa Dubenga 😍😍😍
Nkamu Saint Anne umeona huku auntie anavyowaka!! Haya ita team yako tayari tusharudisha na tumefunga lingine ubao unasoma 2-1 😹😹😹

 

[Grahams]

Nitamtuma mdogo angu tayana anifatie korosho babu 😂😂

Hahaha............huyo akija lazima anipige maombi kama ya Mwamposa ili niache kuvuta Kiko zangu, maana hataki hata kusikia harufu yake😜

 

[Lamomy]

Mzungu diha
We subiri tu🤣

😂😂😂 Weeh kwani na shem yule mmeachana??
Sa itakuwaje?!

 

[Saint Anne]

Oyooooooo.!!
Uduguu weee.!! Mtoto mlito udongo wa Dubenga 😍😍😍
Nkamu Saint Anne umeona huku auntie anavyowaka!! Haya ita team yako tayari tusharudisha na tumefunga lingine ubao unasoma 2-1 😹😹😹

Weuweee🔥🔥🔥
Auntie kawaka na hiyo jezi🔥🔥🔥🔥

Sipatii picha akitupia na ile ya kitenge.

Halafu ngozi yake sasa inang'aa utasema anaogea maziwa.

Pambano bado bichi hili 🔥🔥🔥

 

[Saint Anne]

Wizoooo uko poaaa
Keki ya congratulations tafdhali🤣🤣
Najipongezaaa🎉

Nilikuwa nasubiri ukae sawa wizo halafu uje useme.l🥰

Unataka iweje wizo
Nitumie details zote tufanye mambo

 

[Saint Anne]

Uongo 😂😂😂
Nkamu Saint Anne njoo uwe bodyguard wa odo anaogopa.!

Odo asiogopr
Baunsa zake tupo..tena mimi sitamuacha pekeyake maana muda wote nipo sinaga ban.

 

[Lamomy]

Weuweee🔥🔥🔥
Auntie kawaka na hiyo jezi🔥🔥🔥🔥

Sipatii picha akitupia na ile ya kitenge.

Halafu ngozi yake sasa inang'aa utasema anaogea maziwa.

Pambano bado bichi hili 🔥🔥🔥

😂😂😂
Auntie katisha sana, ningeshangaa auntie akubali kuweka silaha chini kirahisi aah subutuuu.!!
Labda sio aunt ninayemjua, shangazi Hana mpinzani bado anatetea ubingwa wake wa selfika 😹😹😹😹

Auntie tupe nyingine tuwapige 7 🤣

 

[Lamomy]

Odo asiogopr
Baunsa zake tupo..tena mimi sitamuacha pekeyake maana muda wote nipo sinaga ban.

😂😂😂 odo anaogopa
Tatizo odo ana moyo mwepesi kazoea kuchezea pesa..!

 

[Kapachino]

Forever and always mnywanii!!!

Nakujaaa unifunze hio surat mnywanii kuna viumbe vilitaka kunidhuruuu ila vilinikuta sidhuriki ndio nikamuuliza Arsis mnywanii!

Natamani siku nivikamate ila ndoiivooo mi sio wa Mungu sana sio wa mgangaaaa basi imani yangu inahang hang tu 😂!!

Wiki hii tunakula keki ya upako kwa bulldozer.

Karibu umalize kesi zako zote mnywani