Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

[Intelligent businessman]

Flat screen hii 😀😀

Nitumie picha nione mwenyewe😂🤣

 

[Mjep]

@Mjep njoo huku uone unapewa maua yako,
Watu na na shem zenu mjinii.

Acha ni ringe kwanza
Nina shem wa uhakika
Hapa nasubiri mzigo wa vocha na sikugawii😅😅
Si mwenyewe uliyaona yale maokoto ya jana😜
Mungu anipe nini tena?

 

[cocastic]

Duh!! Me mbona siwezi utapeli?? Emu nifundishe nimtapeli babu migambuti kwanza

Alikutana na wajanjaa alivuliwa penee kadhaaa,
Watu wakapita hivii,

 

[YE67NBE]

Ndiomana maokoto mazuri! Mikorogo inatoka Sana Sasa hivi.

Embu weka picha ya baadhi vijora hapa mchuchu macho yaone.

Kesho nitakutumia

 

[National Anthem]

😂😂😂Hebu tulia
Mkeka umesha expire huo😀

😅😅😅😅 ila napapenda sana.. sasa hivi nakuja kukaaa zaidi ya 6 miezi.. namuachia mchumba miezi minne tu ya kujifunguaa.. ndio naondoka

 

[cocastic]

Bèta sol na maji ya carolite hutaki?
Na sabuni ya jaribu ipo boss, kipako kiwe pambe

Kheeeeh mama sinyarii, tafadhari hivyo vipodozi ndo ulotaka umpe mke wa waziri mkuu??

 

[YE67NBE]

kwann hukunstua??

Nilikua na shem ako ungetuletea kwere

 

[cocastic]

Asante shem
Ila nasubiri zawadi yangu ya vocha ujue
Au coca kakurubuni na maneno ukampa??

Kumbe hata hajakupaaa?
Bas atanipa mie tyuuh.

 

[Kapachino]

Kesho nitakutumia

Utafanya ivo ili bi Mkubwa apendeze nyumbani.

 

[Aaliyyah]

😅😅😅😅 ila napapenda sana.. sasa hivi nakuja kukaaa zaidi ya 6 miezi.. namuachia mchumba miezi minne tu ya kujifunguaa.. ndio naondoka

😀😀😀Sawa unanivuta niseme wala Niko zngu nanjilinji sahiz

 

[YE67NBE]

Kwakweli mjitahid

Tunasikiliza maoni yenu wateja wetu wapenzi

 

[Intelligent businessman]

A na siku ya mabomu nusu tuvunje milonjo aiseee!! Jirani yangu alibeba paka akajua mtoto, kafika banana anashangaa nyau nyau alizimia kwanza

😂🤣🤣😂

 

[Intelligent businessman]

😀😀😀Sawa unanivuta niseme wala Niko zngu nanjilinji sahiz

Oyaa National Anthem ona hi manzi Ime Anza kuni igaa ninapo kaa🤣😂

 

[cocastic]

Acha ni ringe kwanza
Nina shem wa uhakika
Hapa nasubiri mzigo wa vocha na sikugawii
Si mwenyewe uliyaona yale maokoto ya jana
Mungu anipe nini tena?

Unatafuta kuachikaaa au? Mzigo unifikie km utakavyo upataa.

 

[cocastic]

Nilikua na shem ako ungetuletea kwere

mfyuuuuuh!!

 

[YE67NBE]

@Mjep njoo huku uone unapewa maua yako,
Watu na na shem zenu mjinii.

Haswaaaa!! Shem akitangaza ajira unishtue nimpeleke babu akawafanyie interview huenda anaweza kupata chochote kitu

 

[Kapachino]

Nitumie picha nione mwenyewe😂🤣

Michezo yako uliyoianzaga toka ukiwa form two bado hujaacha tu?

Oya National Anthem kamzululishe kidogo kijana

 

[National Anthem]

😀😀😀Sawa unanivuta niseme wala Niko zngu nanjilinji sahiz

😅😅😅😅 sawa .. ujue mie nimekulia Bugweto.. unapajua.. nimesoma old shy nimeolea "Ng'waji....." haya sawa acha nilale kesho nayo siku

 

[YE67NBE]

uduguuu Una nn lakini wee?? Woiiiih

Basi naacha leo vya mwisho kesho naanza mfungo sitaki ugomvi na mtu

 

[Aaliyyah]

😅😅😅😅 sawa .. ujue mie nimekulia Bugweto.. unapajua.. nimesoma old shy nimeolea "Ng'waji....." haya sawa acha nilale kesho nayo siku

😀😀Usikumwema