Povu la Jokate

[pumzihaiuzwi]

Wasallam wanajukwaa,
Katika pita pita zangu za mitandaoni nimekutana na messages hizi za mlimbwende jokate za kunyapia nyapia zinasema eti ni dongo kwa manager wa mpenzi wake kuonekana ku manage mpaka dushe wajuzi tililikeni hapa.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

She can definitely get it...

 

[Diva Beyonce]

Jokate ni mrembo ila anapo bugi step ni Ku date vianaume vya ajabu ajabu

 

[Mr.Wenger]

Kiba pia anastahili kuwemo kwenye ile list ya Stan Bakora

 

[The Hurricane]

Jokate ni mrembo ila anapo bugi step ni Ku date vianaume vya ajabu ajabu

vianaume vya ajabu ajabu ndo vipi hivyo Madame

 

[kedrick]

Yoooooh acha Seven ale matunda yke ame invest sana kwa Kibakuli

 

[themanhimself176]

dooooh sa analilia mkurungu
joket joketi wewe nakuoana unakula tu ubuyu

 

[ONTARIO]

Jokate ni mrembo ila anapo bugi step ni Ku date vianaume vya ajabu ajabu

Diamond Platinumz
Hashim Thabit
Ali Kiba

Mtake radhi Jojo, hawa ni wanaume ambao wameinspire vijana wengi kua - it's possible, and it can be done. Najua tunatofautiana sana kimtazamo, lkn kiuhalisia hawa si 'wanaume suruali'.

 

[Sonko Jr.]

Diamond Platinumz
Hashim Thabit
Ali Kiba

Mtake radhi Jojo, hawa ni wanaume ambao wameinspire vijana wengi kua - it's possible, and it can be done. Najua tunatofautiana sana kimtazamo, lkn kiuhalisia hawa si 'wanaume suruali'.

Ila hawako 'smart' upstairs, nadhani elimu ndogo inachangia

 

[Diva Beyonce]

Diamond Platinumz
Hashim Thabit
Ali Kiba

Mtake radhi Jojo, hawa ni wanaume ambao wameinspire vijana wengi kua - it's possible, and it can be done. Najua tunatofautiana sana kimtazamo, lkn kiuhalisia hawa si 'wanaume suruali'.

Wote hao wanaume wa ajabu ajabu tu na wahuni walimtumia na Ku dump tu na hyo imemfanya JoJo aonekane hovyo hovyo tu kiukweli.

 

[PAGAN]

Anafaa kuolewa akae ndani asafishe nyumba.

 

[Diva Beyonce]

dooooh sa analilia mkurungu
joket joketi wewe nakuoana unakula tu ubuyu

Mkurungu wa Ali k si mchezo naskia.

 

[Diva Beyonce]

vianaume vya ajabu ajabu ndo vipi hivyo Madame

Wanaume wasio na mbele wala nyuma yani shuleless ingawa wana hela ya kubadilisha mboga

 

[ONTARIO]

Ila hawako 'smart' upstairs, nadhani elimu ndogo inachangia

Si wote wamebahatika kupata hiyo elimu, hawa wametoka 'average Joe families' na elimu zao hizo hizo lkn wameachieve vitu vikubwa kwenye careers zao. What have you personally achieved kwenye career yako hata uite watu 'vilaza'.

 

[Sky Eclat]

Wote hao wanaume wa ajabu ajabu tu na wahuni walimtumia na Ku dump tu na hyo imemfanya JoJo aonekane hovyo hovyo tu kiukweli.

Hao wengine hawamtaki anapendwa na hao wa ajabu ajabu.

 

[ONTARIO]

Wote hao wanaume wa ajabu ajabu tu na wahuni walimtumia na Ku dump tu na hyo imemfanya JoJo aonekane hovyo hovyo tu kiukweli.

You can say this only if you married your 1st man.

 

[PAGAN]

Wanaume wasio na mbele wala nyuma yani shuleless ingawa wana hela ya kubadilisha mboga

Kwani shule ndio inapiga mshobozi?

 

[The Hurricane]

Wanaume wasio na mbele wala nyuma yani shuleless ingawa wana hela ya kubadilisha mboga

okay kumbe shule nayo ina credibility sana eh nlikuwa nachukulia poa sana

 

[Ngushi]

Jokate ni mrembo ila anapo bugi step ni Ku date vianaume vya ajabu ajabu

ina maana kiba kimwanaume cha ajabu mkuu?

 

[Sonko Jr.]

Si wote wamebahatika kupata hiyo elimu, hawa wametoka 'average Joe families' na elimu zao hizo hizo lkn wameachieve vitu vikubwa kwenye careers zao. What have you personally achieved kwenye career yako hata uite watu 'vilaza'.

How do you define 'personal achievement' in someone's career?