Nimerudi Naombeni Mwongozo......

[Katavi]

ha ha ha haaaa
sore
haaaaa kila la kheri jamani
mwache Katavi akajilipue mwenyewe

Mmmh...!! We Mamndenyi mchonganishi unataka Mwita Maranya anicharange mapanga, kumbe mwaJ ni mali yake.......

 

[Mr Rocky]

nitajie faida japo mbili tu tafadhali
Mr Rocky nahisi ntabanniwa kuna lijitu linanichefua hapa....nishike tafadhali nna hasira naweza ng'oa mtu masikio kwa meno................

Aaashhh acha hasira Paloma binamu yangu hasira hasara
Mi napata mahari halafu sometime wanakuwa binamu nyama ya hamu bana

 

[Paloma]

Aaashhh acha hasira Paloma binamu yangu hasira hasara
Mi napata mahari halafu sometime wanakuwa binamu nyama ya hamu bana

eeeeuuuphwwwwwww zimeanza kupungua!!!

cc Mamndenyi......binamu yangu huyuuuu......mhhh! pole mwaya!!

 

[Mr Rocky]

eeeeuuuphwwwwwww zimeanza kupungua!!!

cc Mamndenyi......binamu yangu huyuuuu......mhhh! pole mwaya!!

Mamndenyi ana kazi kubwa maana mume wake ana binamu wakali mbaya na wakionekana mtaani ni balaa
Ila asiwe na wasi wasi kabisa na binamu zake hao

 

[Arushaone]

Aaashhh acha hasira Paloma binamu yangu hasira hasara
Mi napata mahari halafu sometime tunakuwa binamu nyama ya hamu bana

Afu nimeamua kuwa sitamwambia Mamndenyi ng'o!

 

[Arushaone]

mamndenyi ana kazi kubwa maana mume wake ana binamu wakali mbaya na wakionekana mtaani ni balaa
ila asiwe na wasi wasi kabisa na binamu zake hao

. . . . Binamu nyama ya hamu siyo?

 

[Erickb52]

Hebu orodhesha hapa.. mke wako.. hawala wako.. kimada wako.. mchumba wako.. poozeo lako.. na kadhalika na kadhalika.. maana lol..

Dah labda wajitambulishe wao

 

[Paloma]

Afu nimeamua kuwa sitamwambia Mamndenyi ng'o!

. . . . Binamu nyama ya hamu siyo?

Arushaone mezea basi wangu......unataka mpaka sosoliso ashtuke!!!

 

[Mr Rocky]

Paloma umemuona Arushaone alivyo mmbeya eeehh anataka kuua soo hapa
Yeye kashaaambiwa hayamhusu yeye anaenda kuyafumua hana maana kabisa

 

[Chimbuvu]

Copy Chimbuvu.

By Nsuri
Hata wewe jamani???mbona ndo tumaini langu?






ebo

 

[sosoliso]

Dah labda wajitambulishe wao

ha ha ha ha.. janja ya Erickb52 kwisha gundulika.. unaogopa timbwili litakaloanzishwa eeh.. la Asha ngedere limecingiziwa..

 

[amu]

ha ha ha ha.. janja ya Erickb52 kwisha gundulika.. unaogopa timbwili litakaloanzishwa eeh.. la Asha ngedere limecingiziwa..

Bwana Yesu asifiwe

 

[sosoliso]

Arushaone mezea basi wangu......unataka mpaka sosoliso ashtuke!!!

Nistuke nini tena..? citaki presha mie babe Paloma.. ujue binamu sio ndugu kabisa yaani..

 

[sosoliso]

Bwana Yesu asifiwe

Ha ha ha.. Ameen..

 

[amu]

Ha ha ha.. Ameen..

karibu tuimbe wote leo

 

[Mamndenyi]

Nishikeeeeeeeeeeeni
hii sasa nimechoka,
hii nyama ya hamu isoisha utamu
naona nitashindwa, Mr Rocky toa tamko

 

[Mr Rocky]

Mamndenyi mpaka kwa binamu unapaa wivu
Hawa ni binamu tuu aise muulize hata Paloma au Madame B au Passion Lady
We jiamini bana hawa ni binamu zangu tuu na mahusiano yetu yanaishia kuwa binamu si zaidi hata hiyo ya binamu nyama ya hamu hakuna bana Arushaone ndo anaileta

 

[ladyfurahia]

yani ungekosea tu ungekutana na Filipo angekurarua wee mpaka ungechoka mwenyewe sasa umeshamwambia Arushaone aje naye umpe hiyo ndyofu

Erickb52 we hujui namna ya kunywa ndyofu unamaliza halafu unatafuna big gee kwa wingi unaua soo. Chocs hatajua wala Kipipi bana
Mamndenyi habari za kwako
Msalimie sana Dena Amsi binamu yangu na Paloma na Madame B na Passion Lady
Mwalimu wangu @gifsonwin na snowhite sijui wamepotelea wapi na mpendwa wangu wa zamani sweetlady na dada yangu ladyfurahia na dada mkubwa Blaki Womani na Preta sijui wamepotelea wapi

 

[Baba V]

Nishikeeeeeeeeeeeni
hii sasa nimechoka,
hii nyama ya hamu isoisha utamu
naona nitashindwa, Mr Rocky toa tamko

Gesi haitoki hata kwa bomba la pen.......

 

[ladyfurahia]

fomu nitakupa ila hapo kwenye 'she' tafuta mwenyewe kwani sitaki yaje yanitokee mabaya bure ila labda mwambie Nivea yeye alikuwa anatafuta mtu wa kumtoa out siku ya tarehe 17/07/2013 mPM yeye ndug hapo kazi ni kwako QUOTE=Katavi;6419255]Nimekaribia nipe hizo fomu na nikabidhi "she" yeyote aliye single.[/QUOTE]