Nimepata sababu ya kutoacha Pombe...

[bht]

tutakuanzia na amarula nadhani......:target:

Amarula?? mnanitakia nn kwani??

 

[Asprin]

hohoooo, ngoja waje wenyewe!!!! Wakali hao kama nini

Things to pack:
sweta
Pombe
Mswaki
Pombe
Trousers
Pombe
SHirts
Pombe
SHoes
Pombe
Computer
Pombe
Pombe
Pombe
Pombe
HEDEX

Done....

Dah! Kamanda umefanikiwa kujeruhi baadhi ya mbavu zangu.

Ngoja nikachekee nje............:sick:

 

[bht]

hede hede hede...hiii nilikwua mbado kuiona...kumbe ume do ze nidiful? kumbe kuna wengine hapa wanasoma kile kutabu chetu kutoka kulia kwenda kushoto! ngoja nitafute miwani labda


Naepusha msongamano!

umejiweka pembeni B?? pande ipi? maana mwenyewe nimeepusha msongamano lakini sikuoni

 

[Asprin]

Amarula?? mnanitakia nn kwani??

Usiogope ukubwa wa samaki, ulizia bei:fish2:

 

[TIMING]

Wajinga ndi waliwao

try this one

"waliwao ndio wajinga"

... you like it?

 

[Asprin]

try this one

"waliwao ndio wajinga"

... you like it?

Kiongozi hebu log out kwa muda. Leo naona umeziamulia mbavu zangu? unayo hapo ofisini ile kitu yetu au?

 

[bht]

try this one

"waliwao ndio wajinga"

... you like it?

i like it!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bht]

Usiogope ukubwa wa samaki, ulizia bei:fish2:

thamaki amekujaje kwenye amarula.........vumba je??

 

[TIMING]

Sawa mkuu.... let me enjoy my lunch maana hii red label withdrawal syndrome ni balaa!!

BTW, hivi yule infidelitee and infidelator wa pale BM hawajambo?? Wanunulie bapa na fanta kwa pesa yao na uwape salamu

 

[Asprin]

thamaki amekujaje kwenye amarula.........vumba je??

Ni kama infidelity inavyokuja kwenye pombe.........:fish2:

 

[Asprin]

Sawa mkuu.... let me enjoy my lunch maana hii red label withdrawal syndrome ni balaa!!

BTW, hivi yule infidelitee and infidelator wa pale BM hawajambo?? Wanunulie bapa na fanta kwa pesa yao na uwape salamu

Dah! hahahahahahaah! hehehehehehehe!

Haya bana naona leo umeniamulia lol!:humble:

 

[katelero]

Kuna wengine pia wamehalalisha ushoga, na hutoa evidence iliyopo Mwanzo 2:18,," Bwana Mungu akasema, Si vyema huyo mtu awe peke yake, nitamfanyia msaidizi wa kufanana naye. ...

Tatizo ni kusoma biblia upside down.

duu umenifanya nicheke sana leo,

 

[Mpeni sifa Yesu]

LUKA 1:12-15,
12 And when Zacharias saw him, he was troubled, and fear fell upon him.

13 But the angel said unto him, Fear not, Zacharias: for thy prayer is heard; and thy wife Elisabeth shall bear thee a son, and thou shalt call his name John.

14 And thou shalt have joy and gladness; and many shall rejoice at his birth.

15 For he shall be great in the sight of the Lord, and shall drink neither wine nor strong drink; and he shall be filled with the Holy Ghost, even from his mother's womb.

Tell me, kwanini malaika alitofautisha kati ya "wine" and "strong drink" there. BAHATI MBAYA, niko kwenye nafasi ndogo sana kukaa kukuchukulia mistari, nikitulia nitakuletea mistari mingi...lakini hapa, hauoni kuwa ni wazi wine ilikuwa tofauti na strong drink?....what do you say about that?

 

[Jumboplate]

LUKA 1:12-15,
12 And when Zacharias saw him, he was troubled, and fear fell upon him.

13 But the angel said unto him, Fear not, Zacharias: for thy prayer is heard; and thy wife Elisabeth shall bear thee a son, and thou shalt call his name John.

14 And thou shalt have joy and gladness; and many shall rejoice at his birth.

15 For he shall be great in the sight of the Lord, and shall drink neither wine nor strong drink; and he shall be filled with the Holy Ghost, even from his mother's womb.

Tell me, kwanini malaika alitofautisha kati ya "wine" and "strong drink" there. BAHATI MBAYA, niko kwenye nafasi ndogo sana kukaa kukuchukulia mistari, nikitulia nitakuletea mistari mingi...lakini hapa, hauoni kuwa ni wazi wine ilikuwa tofauti na strong drink?....what do you say about that?

Hivi mzee ni kweli hujui tofauti ya wine na strong drink au unaleta utani tu? Nenda kajaribu kunywa lita moja ya St. anna wine halafu jaribu kupiga lita moja ya gongo ndio utajua tofauti...

 

[Asprin]

LUKA 1:12-15,
12 And when Zacharias saw him, he was troubled, and fear fell upon him.

13 But the angel said unto him, Fear not, Zacharias: for thy prayer is heard; and thy wife Elisabeth shall bear thee a son, and thou shalt call his name John.

14 And thou shalt have joy and gladness; and many shall rejoice at his birth.

15 For he shall be great in the sight of the Lord, and shall drink neither wine nor strong drink; and he shall be filled with the Holy Ghost, even from his mother's womb.

Tell me, kwanini malaika alitofautisha kati ya "wine" and "strong drink" there. BAHATI MBAYA, niko kwenye nafasi ndogo sana kukaa kukuchukulia mistari, nikitulia nitakuletea mistari mingi...lakini hapa, hauoni kuwa ni wazi wine ilikuwa tofauti na strong drink?....what do you say about that?

Afadhali umerudi tena. tatizo hapa hatubishanii aina ya kinywaji. Hapa tunazungumzia kileo. Kama kuna tofauti ya kilevi kwenye wine au strong drink kwangu siyo hoja. Issue ni kwamba alikunywa kitu kilichosababishwa aitwe mlevi.For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, 'He has a demon.' 19The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, 'Here is a glutton and a drunkard. Aliitwa mlevi kwa sababu alionekana akinywa kilevi. Tusibishane kujua kama divai ni pombe au laa, tuambizane mtu anayeitwa drunkard anakuwa amekunywa nini? Maziwa? Chai? Uji? au Pombe?

 

[Kaizer]

umejiweka pembeni B?? pande ipi? maana mwenyewe nimeepusha msongamano lakini sikuoni

unapajua chako ni changu B?

 

[Kaizer]

Amarula?? mnanitakia nn kwani??

infidelity..............:closed_2:

 

[bht]

unapajua chako ni changu B?

na chako ni chako ama??!!

infidelity..............:closed_2:

si naruhusiwa kubatilisha uamuzi wangu????

 

[Asprin]

LUKA 1:12-15,
12 And when Zacharias saw him, he was troubled, and fear fell upon him.

13 But the angel said unto him, Fear not, Zacharias: for thy prayer is heard; and thy wife Elisabeth shall bear thee a son, and thou shalt call his name John.

14 And thou shalt have joy and gladness; and many shall rejoice at his birth.

15 For he shall be great in the sight of the Lord, and shall drink neither wine nor strong drink; and he shall be filled with the Holy Ghost, even from his mother's womb.

Tell me, kwanini malaika alitofautisha kati ya "wine" and "strong drink" there. BAHATI MBAYA, niko kwenye nafasi ndogo sana kukaa kukuchukulia mistari, nikitulia nitakuletea mistari mingi...lakini hapa, hauoni kuwa ni wazi wine ilikuwa tofauti na strong drink?....what do you say about that?

Hivi mzee ni kweli hujui tofauti ya wine na strong drink au unaleta utani tu? Nenda kajaribu kunywa lita moja ya St. anna wine halafu jaribu kupiga lita moja ya gongo ndio utajua tofauti...

Hili nalo laweza kufikiriwa likawa neno la Mungu.

 

[kasimba123]

apirin
Ndio maana mimi huwa nasemaga dini ni sumu katika fikira zetu watu wanabisha na ninajua watabisha
dini zote tulizo nazo afrika zililetwa kwa makusudi ya kuharibu utamaduni wetu utamaduni wa mabbabu zetu kuwa hakuna mtu atayelala njaa kijijini kwa sababu hana chakula kwani kazi zilikuwa zinafanywa kwa pamoja na chakula kinagawiwa kwa pamoja umoja huu ulikuja kuharibiwa na hizi dini zilizoleta utamaduni wao na ndio sababu sasa kuna ufisadi watu tumegeuka si watu kwa kukumbatia fikra ambazo haziko najiuliza kwanini mitume wote walikuja mashariki ya kati na mashariki ya mbali na sio USA afrika na kwingineko why?
tuliua utamaduni wetu wa undugu wakiafrika ndio maana jirani yako hana chakula lkn wewe unatupa chakula asubuhi hii haikuwepo hapo kabla

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