Nilikuwa namnongoneza mdomoni..!

[Mtambuzi]

Kwa wale wanaosoma sana habari za wababe na watu waliokuwa na sifa zenye kuumiza miili na hisia wa hapa duniani, bila shaka wameshawahi kukutana na jina la Chico Marx. Huyu jamaa, ambaye alizaliwa mwaka 1891 na kufariki hapo mnamo mwaka 1961 alikuwa na makusudi mawili tu ya kuja kwake hapa duniani. Kwanza wanawake kwa fujo na pili, kamari kwa kufuru. Siku moja alifumaniwa na mkewe akimbusu mwanamke. Mkewe alipokuja juu, Marx alimwambia, "unapiga kelele bure, sikuwa ninambusu, nilikuwa namnong'oneza mdomoni……!"

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth

Ni utetezi mzuri eh…..!

 

[MESTOD]

Hivi mdomo unasikia?

 

[Bazazi]

Bonge la Utetezi;
Kama hutaki acha

Bazazi!

 

[Mamndenyi]

@Mtambuzi jaribu ufumwe na Mama Ngina then umwambie 'I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth' uone huo moto wake.

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Mtambuzi, huyo jamaa hiyo sababu aliyompa mkewe imekaa ki Bujibuji sana

 

[mwaJ]

Mtambuzi, huyo jamaa hiyo sababu aliyompa mkewe imekaa ki Bujibuji sana

Mie naona huo utetezi umekaa ki Bazazi zaidi

 

[Mtambuzi]

Mtambuzi, huyo jamaa hiyo sababu aliyompa mkewe imekaa ki Bujibuji sana

Huyu jamaa alikuwa ni bonge la msanii, unaambiwa enzi zake alisumbua sana maana alikuwa ni bingwa wa kujichanganya na wanawake utadhani kojoleo lake linamuwasha.........

 

[Mtambuzi]

Mie naona huo utetezi umekaa ki Bazazi zaidi

mwaJ una utani na mjomba wangu Bazazi.......?

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Huyu jamaa alikuwa ni bonge la msanii, unaambiwa enzi zake alisumbua sana maana alikuwa ni bingwa wa kujichanganya na wanawake utadhani kojoleo lake linamuwasha.........

Mtambuzi, kuna makojoleo mengine huwa yanakuwa n amatawi. Naona jamaa alikuwa na bidhaa yenye matawi pia

 

[Nivea]

naona unadeclare mambo yako.

 

[Mtambuzi]

@Mtambuzi jaribu ufumwe na Mama Ngina then umwambie 'I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth' uone huo moto wake.

Mie ningemwambia nilikuwa namfanyia CPR (I wasn't kissing her I was just applying cardiopulmonary resuscitation[FONT=arial, sans-serif] (CPR))[/FONT]

 

[Mtambuzi]

naona unadeclare mambo yako.

Mie mama Ngina akinibamba nitatumia hii hapa: I wasn't kissing her I was just applying cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR)

 

[Asnam]

kwikwikwikwikwi hii nayo kali.

 

[Watu8]

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous

 

[Asnam]

Huyu jamaa alikuwa ni bonge la msanii, unaambiwa enzi zake alisumbua sana maana alikuwa ni bingwa wa kujichanganya na wanawake utadhani kojoleo lake linamuwasha.........

huwa naambiwa vikojoleo vyenu vinaakisi mwanga haraka vinapoona skirt au skinjeans imekatisha machoni au ni ulongo.

 

[Vin Diesel]

Huu utetezi ujaribu leo uone balaa lake....

 

[Mtambuzi]

kwikwikwikwikwi hii nayo kali.

Acha udaku, mtoto kwa kupenda kusoma udaku wewe na ndio maana kwa room yako umejaza magazeti ya Chogongo ya Kiu, Ijumaa, nk.............

 

[Mtambuzi]

Huu utetezi ujaribu leo uone balaa lake....

Mie nimerithi mikoba ya huyun jamaa aisee

 

[mwaJ]

mwaJ una utani na mjomba wangu Bazazi.......?

Mnh! Sina utani naye katu! Mie niliandika bazazi ya kitabia kumbe ni jina la mtu! Leeloooooooo!

 

[Asnam]

Acha udaku, mtoto kwa kupenda kusoma udaku wewe na ndio maana kwa room yako umejaza magazeti ya Chogongo ya Kiu, Ijumaa, nk.............

hayo ndo yenyewe bila udaku umbea utapigaje mjini hapa, babu weh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!