Nilikuwa nakutega tu!!

[Eiyer]

Mh! Ni ngumu sana kuishi na hawa watu (ke) bila ya kuwapa mkwanja!
Yani uwafanyie chochote bila ya kuwapa mkwanza watakuambia haujui kuhandle/kucare!!!
...
Mmh! Mi naenda nao hivyo-hivyo! Lkn kwangu huo mkwanja unatoka baada ya .....! Eee! Tena sio mara zote!

Hawa ni hatari sana
Yaani utadhania mnauziana vile
Ni bora tuwe tunadai risiti aisee!!!!!!!

 

[Mashaxizo]

Hawa ni hatari sana
Yaani utadhania mnauziana vile
Ni bora tuwe tunadai risiti aisee!!!!!!!

Uwiiiiii!
Risiti tena! Duh! Hii nimeipenda!

 

[Nyalotsi]

,.....simu ilipoita ukatoa a (ggxxxxyyyy).....bILI ilipoletwa katoa misimbaziiiiiiiiii

We mpe mpe helaaaa a nakwambi HAKYI ya papuchi ....we mpe mpe helaaaaa
Daktariiiiii toa helaaaaaa.....

Ha,ha.,nilitoa nokia tochi. Nilipolipa bili nikasepa. Leo kanitafuta ananiuliza kama nina muda.

 

[mwahaja]

Kaka hawa watu kwa chapaa noma

 

[Nyalotsi]

,.....simu ilipoita ukatoa a (ggxxxxyyyy).....bILI ilipoletwa katoa misimbaziiiiiiiiii

We mpe mpe helaaaa a nakwambi HAKYI ya papuchi ....we mpe mpe helaaaaa
Daktariiiiii toa helaaaaaa.....

Ha,ha.,nilitoa nokia tochi. Nilipolipa bili nikasepa. Leo kanitafuta ananiuliza kama nina muda.

 

[Nyalotsi]

Umemwambiaje?

Au sikiliza nikuambie kitu mkuu,
Kubaliana nae halafu mwambie kuwa yule jamaa alikuita dr kwa kuwa ulikuwa mganga wa kienyeji siku za nyuma
Halafu uone atakuambiaje!

Ha,ha,ha. Yawezekana ameshagoogle fb maana kuna sehemu inaonesha chuo nilichosoma.

 

[Dafo]

Pesa na gari ndo uchawi wa kizungu.

 

[Nyalotsi]

dr umepinda.

Ha,ha,ha. Mkuu si ameshajua kazi yangu. Hata akiniona na gari atajua langu tu! Lazima achanganyikiwe.

 

[Nyalotsi]

Unakamgegede au mkagegedane? si raha mwapata wote na anaweza pata raha zaidi yako, halafu eti ukaondoka unajisifu umemkomesha kumbe umempa raha

Sasa mbona mnataka sie ndo tuwalipe? Si tuwe tunapeana baada ya utamu kuisha?

 

[miss chagga]

Kwanini hampendi kutafuta za kwenu afu tukashare na zakwetu?
Raha si tunapata wote jaman!!!

no no no don't change the reality bwana okey.... mwanaume atakula kwa nyasho na mwanamke atazaa kwa uchunguu.........................

 

[Kaizer]

Hawa ni hatari sana
Yaani utadhania mnauziana vile
Ni bora tuwe tunadai risiti aisee!!!!!!!

mmmh si mchezooo

 

[Mentor]

mmmh si mchezooo

Kaizer ungekuwa unadai risiti wewe sijui ungekuwa na ma shelf mangapi..lol.

 

[MWANAKA]

Wanawake wa dizaini hiyo wananikeraga sana ndo maana wanapewa mapesa kibao ili mambwa yawatafune
Unamkuta binti mzuri amemchanulia mbwa anamtafuna fyuuu...... pamb ......vu kabisa , she.......n....zzzi type !!!

 

[Mashaxizo]

no no no don't change the reality bwana okey.... mwanaume atakula kwa nyasho na mwanamke atazaa kwa uchunguu.........................

Mmmmmmh!
Thats true as a General rule! But there is no general rule without exceptions!
...
For me, love is free style! Yani fulu maraha! And if ukianza tu kutenga majukumu kama hayo ndio unaharibu!
Ivi mimi kumsaidia kupika buu wangu kuna ubaya! And how if nisipomsaidia?
...
Believe me life is so sweet! If u want it to be!
Na maisha magumu sana ukitaka!
...
Kusema hivyo haimanishi nakimbia majukumu yangu!
Timu mzuri ni ile wote mnalinda na kushambulia!
...
Hope umenisouma Miss Chagga!

 

[miss chagga]

bora wewe Mrs. umekuwa muwazi na mkweli

ulisema upendi kudanganywa.....

 

[Sizinga]

Mbona hii old school? Ndo umejua leo?

""Swagger ni booongo!! Hii old skuli...hapa nimevaa kama laki tatu hivi""

 

[Kaizer]

Kaizer ungekuwa unadai risiti wewe sijui ungekuwa na ma shelf mangapi..lol.

hahahaha kontena lingejaa! chezeya LOL

 

[Sizinga]

Wanawake wa dizaini hiyo wananikeraga sana ndo maana wanapewa mapesa kibao ili mambwa yawatafune
Unamkuta binti mzuri amemchanulia mbwa anamtafuna fyuuu...... pamb ......vu kabisa , she.......n....zzzi type !!!

Madam umekasirishwa sana yaonekana!!?

 

[miss chagga]

Mmmmmmh!
Thats true as a General rule! But there is no general rule without exceptions!
...
For me, love is free style! Yani fulu maraha! And if ukianza tu kutenga majukumu kama hayo ndio unaharibu!
Ivi mimi kumsaidia kupika buu wangu kuna ubaya! And how if nisipomsaidia?
...
Believe me life is so sweet! If u want it to be!
Na maisha magumu sana ukitaka!
...
Kusema hivyo haimanishi nakimbia majukumu yangu!
Timu mzuri ni ile wote mnalinda na kushambulia!
...
Hope umenisouma Miss Chagga!

nimekuelewa sana ila pale anapotokea kama huyo inabidi ukubali tu......

 

[Phlagiey]

Leo katika pita pita zangu nikakutana na mdada mmoja mtaani. Huyu dada tumeshawahi kutana mara nyingi, mi najua anafanya kazi gani ila ya alikuwa hajui kazi yangu.

Nikamweleza kuwa nina maongezi naye, akanipa namba yake ili nimtafute jioni. Ilipofika jioni nikamtafuta tukaenda pub moja tukaagiza vinywaji na nyama choma.

Tukiendelea kunywa akaniuliza nafanya kazi gani? Nikamwambia mi muuzaji wa duka la mhindi. Si akaanza kujishaua, oooh... Unajua kuna mtu nataka nimuwahi aliahidi kunipa hela leo..!., na sababu zingine kibao! Aakiwa anaendelea kujishaua kuna jamaa anayenifahamu akatukuta pale.
Katika kunisalimia akataja Dr. Nyalotsi vipi? Kusikia hivyo nikaona mdada kabadirika, akaagiza na kinywaji kingine na kuniuliza, mbona hukunambia kuwa wewe ni dr? Nikamjibu nilitaka nijue kama utavutiwa na mimi kwanza.. Bahati nzuri na simu yangu ikaita kuna jamaa yangu alikuwa zamu, alihitaji nimsaidie.
Lakini bado najiuliza, kukiwa hakuna uhakika wa hela hupendwi? Ina maana ni money for service? Duh, kazi tunayo..!

Ndo maana halisi ya ile kauli inayosema uchumi mnao lakini mme ukalia .
Chako ndo kina kuweka hapa mjini, hakuna shamba wala kazi lakini mtu anangaa kila kukicha.
Na ukichukua muda kumfuatilia utakwaa kisiki,
Pia mapenzi ya siku hizi hakuna kugandana ni kumalizana leo leo,
Usisahau kitu kingine kwamba mapenzi ni kinga'muzi pesa ndo digital.
==yeroo==