Natafuta mwanaume wa kuishi nae

[Kabakabana]

Mambo gani haya deskmate?????? haya, unarudi kwenye list!

vipi tena mwali??

 

[Kabakabana]

Acha tujadili ma pounds kwanza bana halaf ndio tutakuja kwenu nyinyi tanzania shilings

kwa hiyo me and you ndo tanzania shilings?

 

[klorokwini]

Hehehe! Umekuwa mkweli sana ndio mana lawyer anakuogopa, ungetumia tungo tata angekubali..

Si umeona, yaani hii ni sawasawa na kumchukua mwanamke gesti halaf kabla hata haujamsogolea unakuta keshavua kila kitu halaf anakukazia mimachoo, njoo upesi umalize tuondoke, hehehehe hapo jibaba lazima utokee dirishani.

 

[klorokwini]

kwa hiyo me and you ndo tanzania shilings?

Wewe na uporoto bana ndio tanzania shillings.

 

[Kabakabana]

Si umeona, yaani hii ni sawasawa na kumchukua mwanamke gesti halaf kabla hata haujamsogolea unakuta keshavua kila kitu halaf anakukazia mimachoo, njoo upesi umalize tuondoke, hehehehe hapo jibaba lazima utokee dirishani.

enhe niambie sasa umenielewa??

 

[Kabakabana]

Wewe na uporoto bana ndio tanzania shillings.

hapa ni mimi na alieniota jana na mabega yangu

 

[klorokwini]

Nimeacha Mwali, mwanaume gani kila saa anaomba kuongezewa hela kwenye simu...

Klorokwini ni mzigo wa kitaifa ati. Jaribu utanambia!

Kesho nitahojiwa CNN saa kumi jioni, uskose, na nitajaribu kuifagilia JF kwenye mahojiano yangu

 

[klorokwini]

enhe niambie sasa umenielewa??

Sasa nimekuelewa, tuonane wapi tukatafunane mabega. Deskmate fumba macho usisome hii

 

[sweetlady]

Si umeona, yaani hii ni sawasawa na kumchukua mwanamke gesti halaf kabla hata haujamsogolea unakuta keshavua kila kitu halaf anakukazia mimachoo, njoo upesi umalize tuondoke, hehehehe hapo jibaba lazima utokee dirishani.

Hahaha! Kinakutoa nini?

 

[Kabakabana]

Sasa nimekuelewa, tuonane wapi tukatafunane mabega. Deskmate fumba macho usisome hii

hayo ndo maneno,saa nane kasoro dakika tano baadae pale pale mgombani

 

[sweetlady]

hapa ni mimi na alieniota jana na mabega yangu

Lol wifi utasababisha lawyer ajitoe je, hebu legeza macho kidogo bana.

 

[Judgement]

nasikia umetoswa na Canta ni kweli?
Mtaa mzima wanasema hivyo.

Aisey ! Alafu we Kongosho umekuwa mtu wa5 hivi mi kumsikia anaongea hi maneno !
Inanishawishi nianze sadiki ! Lakini kwa nini tuukande wa udongo Na wa Ngano upo ?
Si ni wapande mathree (matatu-town bus)
Iwashukishe kwa stage ya Chitchat wa'talk , kabla masiku mob hayaja go !
Mtaniwia radhi leo niko ki'Nairobi zaidi .

 

[Kabakabana]

Lol wifi utasababisha lawyer ajitoe je, hebu legeza macho kidogo bana.

yaani hapa kila kitu kimelegea mbona wii?

 

[sweetlady]

Kesho nitahojiwa CNN saa kumi jioni, uskose, na nitajaribu kuifagilia JF kwenye mahojiano yangu

Acha kuchakachua sredi la Mwali bana...hapa tunaongelea pound tu..

 

[Mtoboasiri]

Wana JF, salam!

Hapa nilipo nahishi na wasichana wawili ila kila siku wanagombana imekua kero kwangu
Nimepanga kuhama mitaa mbili further, kuna nyumba nzuri, 2 bedrooms, ila ina bei kiasi...
Solution ni kutafuta mtu wa kuchangia nae rent, anachukua chumba kimoja na mimi kingine.
Natafuta mwanaume mstaarabu. mwanafunzi au young professional,bachelor.

Mi mwenyewe ni mwanafunzi, naishi maisha simple, few parties, soft music.
Sivuti sigara wala bangi, kama atataka kuvuta sigara atavutia nje.
Napendekeza usafi, ila naweza kuvumilia desorder ya vitabu hapa na pale
Anaweza kualika wageni ila ni marufuku kuwapa rafiki zake funguo za nyumba

Nyumba yenyewe ina vyumba viwili, sebule, choo na jiko ndani,
ka garden ka kiushkaji, kana barbecue imejengwa na chimney yake
Nyumba ipo barabarani kabisa, karibu na maduka, kituo cha basi next door
Kama uko interested niambie hapa hapa, wana JF wanisaidie kuchagua

Kesho jioni, saa moja kamili kutakua na party kwenye hiyo nyumba
Wana JF wote mmealikwa, hasa valide candidates. Njooni na vinywaji
Hapo hapo ndipo mta-visit nyumba, na ikiwezekana tunamchagua THE roommate.

Mwali

PS: Nimeleta mada chit chat because it is just chit chat!

Achana na woooote waliojipendekeza kabla yangu. Mimi ndie perfect candidate, trust me!

 

[klorokwini]

hayo ndo maneno,saa nane kasoro dakika tano baadae pale pale mgombani

Dah! yaani hii nafasi ya roommate sjui kama itapatikana tena kwa hali hii. Ok ukuje na tochi basi

 

[Don Mangi]

Location Location Locatio!

 

[klorokwini]

yaani hapa kila kitu kimelegea mbona wii?

Dah! hii post imeharibu ramani ya suruali. Hakyanani tena. Kila kitu kimefanyaje?

 

[klorokwini]

Acha kuchakachua sredi la Mwali bana...hapa tunaongelea pound tu..

Mimi ndio roommate wa mwali. Kusoma hamjui hata picha hamuoni?
Sred klozd

 

[Kabakabana]

Dah! yaani hii nafasi ya roommate sjui kama itapatikana tena kwa hali hii. Ok ukuje na tochi basi

owkay don't keep me waiting kama juzi basi