Narudi kijijini kutafuta mke

[Nyani Ngabu]

Mmmh bora nigune tu

Kheeee hata wewe leo umeamua kutoka kule na kuja huku?

Maajabu ya mwaka haya!

 

[Husninyo]

Ninyo...mwezio anauliza 'auntie tundu iko wapi siku hizi?'

Halafu hebu fanya umnunulie dera....ya watoto si yapo?

heheheh!! mwambie kisura wangu asijali. soon tutaonana, aunt tundu kaokoka siku hizi. kuna skuna za ukweli najua zitamtosha, achana na madera

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Aisee mkuu hiyo Masunga hapo vipi?

Teh teh teh...jamaa labda huwa anadhani we ni totoz..

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Umezoea mitumba yenye nywele bandia, kope bandia, nyusi bandia, uso poda, marangi mdomoni, manyonyo mdindisho, kalio mjaladio, kucha bandia, sikio tundu tano, pua kipini, ulimi kipini, kwapa mpulizo, papuchi kipini, kitovu kipini, kiuno cheni, mguu kikuku, shupi bikini wa kijiji utamuweza kweli Mkuu.

Aisee mbona umeamua kutukana kwa bei ya jumla?

Mie simo na mchanga wa pwani huoooooo.

 

[corasco]

Why do you guys falling for that?m not

 

[Me too]

Mkuu hata huku Daslam si wapo kina Mwallu na Masunga na wenzake? Au unamtaka aliyelelewa kijijini akiona gari anakimbia? Akiona mtu kwenye TV anamwamkia? Viatu anaweka kwenye fridge?

Nini hasa lengo lako la kumwacha Dotto Mayala hapa Daslam uende kuchagulaga kwa kina Nyanzala, Mabula, Jishuli????

Au ndo nyani mzee.tricks za mjini zimekushinda!??? Au hekaya za mungu wa kabili zimekuogofya? Why brother...???

WA DAR anawaweka wawe michepuko tu coz wanajua anga zake.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

..tena ukimpeleka huko UaSA ndio atakupa shinikizo la damu hadi usahaulike. Nakumbuka jamaa alienda US akaishi huko miaka kadhaa, baadae akaona arudi home kuoa. Alioa na kumpeleka mkewe US ili kuendelea na maisha, kumbe yule dada alikuwa na mtuwe huko.
....naamini unaweza kubashiri kilichoendelea.

Kweli lakini maana akiona mambo kama haya anaweza kulimbuka kuliko hata malimbukeni waliomtangulia.

 

[kisukari]

Kheeee hata wewe leo umeamua kutoka kule na kuja huku?

Maajabu ya mwaka haya!

Mbona huwa nachangia.unanionea.na wewe kule unafata nini?

 

[KWEZISHO]

Ndiyo.

Lakini nyumbani ni nyumbani tu.

Ukimuambia akuonyeshe kwao ataanza kuvizia nyumba za watu azipige picha ili aturidhishe kwamba kwao pazuri.

 

[jozee laurent]

Itilima hiyo Kuna fisi balaaaa

 

[Kete Ngumu]

Huo ni ukweli mkuu.

 

[chazy255]

God bless you Mwanang'wa.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Why do you guys falling for that?m not

You are smart!

 

[venuss]

Mmmh huku vijijini ndio kumechafuka balaa, nna mwaka wa tatu nipo kijijini mambo nnayoyashuhudia ni ya hatari

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Mbona huwa nachangia.unanionea.na wewe kule unafata nini?

Kule huwa nakufuata wewe...nikiona umechangia basi najua kuwa u-salama salimini maana siku hizi umenigaya.

 

[Kasie]

Mwaaaaaaaaah.....especially there on that little thingy.

Faaark yaaa

Lip fighting though...

Kasie.

 

[MankaM]

Kila la kheri

 

[Mr. Django]

Usisahau picha za kina Ngolo, Ng'washi, Kija, Minza, Nsamaka na Holo.

Hollo is the name of my wife! I love this big baby of mine

 

[nyamalagala]

Wanasemaga sijui "mhola duhu"

Nadhani ni mpola sana zugu twigashe hasumbi hahahahaha

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Faaark yaaa

Lip fighting though...

Kasie.

Kasie you need a hug.

More importantly you need a hug from me, Ngabu. Not him. You just tell him Ngabu said hello.

So I will give you one big bear hug, squeeze you so tight that I smush your boobs [you know I love boobies, right?]