Mzee na Kijana kabisa wa JF

[Fixed Point]

ahahahaa wacha nibaji na chaka langu ila hbr ndo hiyo! LOL

haya basi, endelea kubaki hivyo hivyo

 

[Roulette]

mmmh, kile kifua cha 1949 kweli? Mbona kama cha 1996?

Hiyo picha ya zamani (early 70's), huoni ilikua black and white? that's when wearing a lather jacket meant you are "stylish" and not you were hurting animals. Uvutaji wa sigara ulikua ni alama ya sophistication fulani, tulikua hatuja stukia madhara yake. Old good days.

 

[Katavi]

Hebu soma hii PM
'' Kaka Nguluvi, what's up! ukiacha thoda unakunywa nini zaidi? Mi napenda wine, aftena napenda vi-top tank natupia na mkoba! Hobi yako ni nini kwa sanaaa! c ya mmmwwwa!''

Wewe, Kongosho na Katavi mnitue, tena mnikome! khaa! eti mkongojo, si kuchuliana huku, tafazalini.
Ngoja nijibu PM

Ha ha ha haaaah!! Haya Babu....ooohh shiiiiit sorry ulimi umeteleza...........kijana Nguruvi3, nimekubali wewe kijana.

 

[Nguruvi3]

Tayari wameshanasa....Si unaona chitchat patamu wewe unakesha jukwaa la siasa kila wakati na ma-stress juu, utakosa vitu vizuri hivi...Mimi huwa nachungulia narudi.....Mwambie na mzee mwenzako Mkandara aje

Yep! kuna utamu wake! kule ntakuwa nachungulia. Nitafikisha salam kwa mkuu.
Wasalimie DA, AD, Amyner, Roullete,Fix point, Nyumba kubwa,FirstLady, WOS,Cheusi mangala(kapotea huyu) na Lizzy(kama hatanishukia na sentesi fupi)

Mtoto wa kitanga

 

[Nguruvi3]

au uwe Nguruvi 'The Super Old Red Wine'
au 'Brazamen wa Zamani'

Nop! neno old au zamani yasitumike!
Pm kama mvua! naona ni kisimati cha paka kupendwa na wachawi hiki! Unbeliavalable(nanyunyuzia) ikigoma twende usambara au bonde zote zinapanda, big time

 

[platozoom]

Yep! kuna utamu wake! kule ntakuwa nachungulia. Nitafikisha salam kwa mkuu.
Wasalimie DA, AD, Amyner, Roullete,Fix point, Nyumba kubwa,FirstLady, WOS,Cheusi mangala(kapotea huyu) na Lizzy(kama hatanishukia na sentesi fupi)

Mtoto wa kitanga

Sawasawa Checkbob....Nitafikisha salamu nitawaambia "mbwa mzee hafundishwi kubweka"

 

[Determinantor]

Mie niko na miezi tatu kama nionekavyo kwa avatar yangu eeeh

 

[Amyner]

Mh..hapa pagumu!

 

[Nguruvi3]

Sawasawa Checkbob...."

Now you're talking! mwambie katavi na kongosho wasinipeperushie tetere wangu wanaokula mpunga wa PM!

 

[Mamndenyi]

Tupo vizee kweli humu si ndo maana hata kwenye jf saccos tulikacha.

 

[Kaizer]

Mh..hapa pagumu!

Vipi nikutabirie Amyner?

 

[CharmingLady]

platozoom, me nlikwambia under 22 not 22 kamili umesahau tena swthat

 

[Bishanga]

Mie kuanmtu anaitwa Nguruvi3, ndo huwa namuona na mkongojo kabisa
Sijui hata kwa nini?

Watoto wajo wengi tu, wengine wana miaka 4

We konnie,nguruvi who?

 

[Kongosho]

Umehamia mtaa gani?
Njoo basi Bamboo leo, lunch time.

We konnie,nguruvi who?

 

[platozoom]

platozoom, me nlikwambia under 22 not 22 kamili umesahau tena swthat

Najua najua...Nilikuwa naogopa ningesema upo under 22 wabaya wetu humu ndani wangesema una umri wa Lulu...nikaamua kuwapoteza

 

[Bishanga]

Umehamia mtaa gani?
Njoo basi Bamboo leo, lunch time.

Jana mechi ya uholanzi niliiangalia bamboo,unamfahamu matemba?

 

[Kongosho]

Nisimfahamu ntakuwa memba wa Bamboo kweli?

Jana mechi ya uholanzi niliiangalia bamboo,unamfahamu matemba?

 

[Amyner]

Vipi nikutabirie Amyner?

Enhe.. Give it a try.

 

[CharmingLady]

Najua najua...Nilikuwa naogopa ningesema upo under 22 wabaya wetu humu ndani wangesema una umri wa Lulu...nikaamua kuwapoteza

aaaaha wapi lulu ni under 18 me mkubwa hivo!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tresor Mandala]

nilidhani utakosea........

...kumbe kweli...?

shemeji naomba usinizeeshe.....nina miaka 12....

..hapa una kana umri...

sijui kitu.....na MC tumeachana....mpaka nikue.....

..hapa naona giza sasa..siku zote mbn hukusema....?