Mwanamke huyu anaitesa sana roho yangu

[SaidAlly]

......eti pesa mtatafuta wote, angetaka mtu wa kutafuta naye si angetafuta na baba yake aliyemlea.

Hahaha....wanadam mna maneno jamani dah!!??

 

[madenge8]

mmmmhhhh hii kali aisee

 

[Guest from Wazua]

Miss chagga, Are you single?,are you actively looking for someone? If you are not single can you accomodate one or two more souls in your heart?

 

[Guest from Wazua]

kuna wimbo fulani wa lionel richie......sikumbuki unaitwaje......yulee mdada kipofu baadae walipendana na lionel richie......so yawezekana....

BAK saidia hapa kuweka hicho kibao...

That's a song but this is real life-What you see on TV is not real

 

[kukumega]

nasubiria anti yangu Mamndenyi aje atoe maelekezo

Mkubalie ombi lake basiii. Maana huyu jamaa anapata shida kweli kisa penzi lako tu, mkubalie hata kwa mwezi mmoja tu khaaaaa!

 

[Rene Jr.]

tinnacute nisaidie nimpate wife.

unatakiwa ukaze msuli, siyo usaidiwe. omba appointment, akikubali hakikisha umemuimpress, hata kama uko choka jikakamue, usiende na boxer, usivae majeans na milegezo yenu, kodisha gari ya maana ukam-pick, nenda nae sehem yenye hadhi, kula naye dina moja romantic huku ukimsifia alivopendeza na kumweleza jinsi gani unamzimia, acha kabisa utoto wakupokea simu za wahuni wenzako..."oyoooo, sema mchizi..ah, mi sa hiz niko zangu viwanja na demwangu..si unajuah"..utajiharibia. siku ya kwanza mrejeshe nyumbani salama kabisa, potezea siku moja ya pili mwite lunch muda wa kazi, atakataa...mrushie laki moja kwenye mpesa...endelea na mtindo huo, nakuhakikishia kabla milioni moja yako uliyokopa finca haijaisha mtoto atakuwa keshaachia paja, akiachia tu usizubae mmiminie mzigo wa maana na mimba juu, baada ya hapo nenda kakope tena pride, malizia taratibu zilizobaki toa posa kabisaa, funga ndoa kabla likizo ya jamaa aliyekuachia geto haijaisha.

 

[kukumega]

unatakiwa ukaze msuli, siyo usaidiwe. omba appointment, akikubali hakikisha umemuimpress, hata kama uko choka jikakamue, usiende na boxer, usivae majeans na milegezo yenu, kodisha gari ya maana ukam-pick, nenda nae sehem yenye hadhi, kula naye dina moja romantic huku ukimsifia alivopendeza na kumweleza jinsi gani unamzimia, acha kabisa utoto wakupokea simu za wahuni wenzako..."oyoooo, sema mchizi..ah, mi sa hiz niko zangu viwanja na demwangu..si unajuah"..utajiharibia. siku ya kwanza mrejeshe nyumbani salama kabisa, potezea siku moja ya pili mwite lunch muda wa kazi, atakataa...mrushie laki moja kwenye mpesa...endelea na mtindo huo, nakuhakikishia kabla milioni moja yako uliyokopa finca haijaisha mtoto atakuwa keshaachia paja, akiachia tu usizubae mmiminie mzigo wa maana na mimba juu, baada ya hapo nenda kakope tena pride, malizia taratibu zilizobaki toa posa kabisaa, funga ndoa kabla likizo ya jamaa aliyekuachia geto haijaisha.

Hii mbinu inaitwa jaribu ukione cha moto.

 

[CAILER]

Mkuu unalo,mwambie anakabati ya mbyoo,staut,kabati ya picha na ATM iliyojaa

Oode atiri makerere na kcmc , if you don't have money your wasting your time broo.

 

[KABERWA2013]

unatakiwa ukaze msuli, siyo usaidiwe. omba appointment, akikubali hakikisha umemuimpress, hata kama uko choka jikakamue, usiende na boxer, usivae majeans na milegezo yenu, kodisha gari ya maana ukam-pick, nenda nae sehem yenye hadhi, kula naye dina moja romantic huku ukimsifia alivopendeza na kumweleza jinsi gani unamzimia, acha kabisa utoto wakupokea simu za wahuni wenzako..."oyoooo, sema mchizi..ah, mi sa hiz niko zangu viwanja na demwangu..si unajuah"..utajiharibia. siku ya kwanza mrejeshe nyumbani salama kabisa, potezea siku moja ya pili mwite lunch muda wa kazi, atakataa...mrushie laki moja kwenye mpesa...endelea na mtindo huo, nakuhakikishia kabla milioni moja yako uliyokopa finca haijaisha mtoto atakuwa keshaachia paja, akiachia tu usizubae mmiminie mzigo wa maana na mimba juu, baada ya hapo nenda kakope tena pride, malizia taratibu zilizobaki toa posa kabisaa, funga ndoa kabla likizo ya jamaa aliyekuachia geto haijaisha.

Unatisha aisee kwa mbinu hii hatoki mtu

 

[nemulo]

Hahahaha....yangu masikio na subira tuu...nimefurahishwa na huu uzi haswaaa!

 

[Lusa Nise]

unatakiwa ukaze msuli, siyo usaidiwe. omba appointment, akikubali hakikisha umemuimpress, hata kama uko choka jikakamue, usiende na boxer, usivae majeans na milegezo yenu, kodisha gari ya maana ukam-pick, nenda nae sehem yenye hadhi, kula naye dina moja romantic huku ukimsifia alivopendeza na kumweleza jinsi gani unamzimia, acha kabisa utoto wakupokea simu za wahuni wenzako..."oyoooo, sema mchizi..ah, mi sa hiz niko zangu viwanja na demwangu..si unajuah"..utajiharibia. siku ya kwanza mrejeshe nyumbani salama kabisa, potezea siku moja ya pili mwite lunch muda wa kazi, atakataa...mrushie laki moja kwenye mpesa...endelea na mtindo huo, nakuhakikishia kabla milioni moja yako uliyokopa finca haijaisha mtoto atakuwa keshaachia paja, akiachia tu usizubae mmiminie mzigo wa maana na mimba juu, baada ya hapo nenda kakope tena pride, malizia taratibu zilizobaki toa posa kabisaa, funga ndoa kabla likizo ya jamaa aliyekuachia geto haijaisha.

Mkuu umetisha aisee... Hayo madeni ya Finca na Pride watalipa wote baada ya kufunga ndoa, hiyo ndiyo maana ya kutafuta pamoja!

 

[Barakoa 001]

wanawake wote wanajiuza, ukijua bei yake hakusumbui. sasa kama wewe unaenda umening'iniza pum.bu tu utangoja sana...eti pesa mtatafuta wote, angetaka mtu wa kutafuta naye si angetafuta na baba yake aliyemlea.

Wanawake wote wanajiuza, ukijua bei yake hakusumbui= Bonge la point mkuu.

 

[madenge8]

unatakiwa ukaze msuli, siyo usaidiwe. omba appointment, akikubali hakikisha umemuimpress, hata kama uko choka jikakamue, usiende na boxer, usivae majeans na milegezo yenu, kodisha gari ya maana ukam-pick, nenda nae sehem yenye hadhi, kula naye dina moja romantic huku ukimsifia alivopendeza na kumweleza jinsi gani unamzimia, acha kabisa utoto wakupokea simu za wahuni wenzako..."oyoooo, sema mchizi..ah, mi sa hiz niko zangu viwanja na demwangu..si unajuah"..utajiharibia. siku ya kwanza mrejeshe nyumbani salama kabisa, potezea siku moja ya pili mwite lunch muda wa kazi, atakataa...mrushie laki moja kwenye mpesa...endelea na mtindo huo, nakuhakikishia kabla milioni moja yako uliyokopa finca haijaisha mtoto atakuwa keshaachia paja, akiachia tu usizubae mmiminie mzigo wa maana na mimba juu, baada ya hapo nenda kakope tena pride, malizia taratibu zilizobaki toa posa kabisaa, funga ndoa kabla likizo ya jamaa aliyekuachia geto haijaisha.

nimechekaje?!

 

[nanjilinji]

Hii ni harassment mtu hawezi kujiita I love somebody Na akaachiwa hivi hivi. Hii inashusha hadhi ya jukwaa. Mods fanya yaliyomema. Ni unyanyasaji mtu kujiita I love NJILINJI

 

[MNFUMAKOLE]

Nimekuelewa

nashukuru kama umemuelewa! mpenafasi afurahie uumbaji wa Mungu.

 

[OR Recipe]

Ushakuwa zoba mkuu. Hakuna mpz karne hii.

 

[Rene Jr.]

Wanawake wote wanajiuza, ukijua bei yake hakusumbui= Bonge la point mkuu.

kweli tupu mkuu.

 

[Rene Jr.]

Hii ni harassment mtu hawezi kujiita I love somebody Na akaachiwa hivi hivi. Hii inashusha hadhi ya jukwaa. Mods fanya yaliyomema. Ni unyanyasaji mtu kujiita I love NJILINJI

mhusika hajakerwa, vipi na wewe ulikuwa unafukuzia?

 

[Hascohamidu]

Dear bandugu,
Ni muhimu sana kuzingatia na kufanya tathmini kubwa sana kabla ya kuingia katika mahusiano. I ssue sio kusema eti oh kupenda kupenda .. no thats not appropriate logic.. find out and make a thorough needs assessment before you take over.
By Hascohamidu

 

[mumemwema]

Dear pole. I really feel your pain . What I can say to you is , if that's your heart desire then kneel down and talk to your God . My dear you are an over comer the world because greater is He that is in you than he that in the world , Amen.

So if you know that my Sister is your wife then stop looking down , or your income, professional and other things , because you will feel/ get discourage . Dear look up unto Him who can change your story , He is the one who turns things around . Just follow your heart and one day you will be granted . Good Luck.. Thanks..