Mwanamke hawezi kumsahau mwanamume aliyemleta katika dunia ya mapenzi?

[Obuntu]

Shit...I did but not literary. She never saw me ever again. To be quiet honest, the smell scared the bejesus out of me. I thought maybe she had some kind of a venereal disease but I wasn't sure. So when I got home, I doused my johnson with spirit thinking that it might kill whatever bacteria or germs I had gotten from dipping it in. Yeah I know, I didn't know any better then but that was my experience and it will forever be etched in my memory.

Surely - ndio maana naunga mkono mtoa hoja : either a male of female who were involved in that "cola-nut breaking" - the "bad" or "good" memories will forever remain in the bac of your brain

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Surely - ndio maana naunga mkono mtoa hoja : either a male of female who were involved in that "cola-nut breaking" - the "bad" or "good" memories will forever remain in the bac of your brain

I gotchu my brother. Completely forgetting is hard, be it good or bad.

 

[Eeka Mangi]

Kuna Bht na Preta huku wanaelekea wana hasira sana. Hata hivyo mnakumbuka upuuzi huo sivyo. Swali je wanawakumbuka? huyo mwanaume alovunja mlango huyo! I we kwa uzuri au ubaya alokutendea! Unamkumbuka?

 

[Da Womanizer]

yaani hamna cha bifu la kufa mtu wala nini.....na nikwambie wakati wa mahusiano mapenzi yanakuwa moto moto sana lakini bwana mapenzi ni kama maji yakiingia sumu basi umekwisha kabisaa.

sasa nakwambia ilipewa mapenzi niliyoyataka but siku ya siku mambo yakawa siyo na hivyo ndivyo nilivyo. when am done with u am done even with ur f****ng name!!! ndo maana huwa nashangaa hata suala zima la kukumbushia na ex..........why should I ??

Hapo umejibu suala moja tu nalo ni kuhusu mabifu ya kufa mtu. Lakini la pili hujaligusa ambalo naanza kuamini ni more likely. Kama huamini ni-PM basi............

 

[Da Womanizer]

kwani bikra kitu gani jamani mpaka kinifanye nimkumbuke huyo mtu, wanaume hebu acheni kuota kwa nguvu lol.... hamkumbukwi kabisa

Kama hadi leo hujui bikra ni kitu gani inaonekana ulimegwa ukiwa bado kinda sana yaani inawezekana ilitoka ukiwa bado hujazaliwa.

 

[Da Womanizer]

Thats not true, at least in my case. i dont even remember anything about hime lol. The memory about him is closed totally.

U wish...............:biggrin1:

 

[bht]

Hapo umejibu suala moja tu nalo ni kuhusu mabifu ya kufa mtu. Lakini la pili hujaligusa ambalo naanza kuamini ni more likely. Kama huamini ni-PM basi............

nimeku-PM

afu suala gani siiajibu kiongozi?

 

[bht]

Kuna Bht na Preta huku wanaelekea wana hasira sana. Hata hivyo mnakumbuka upuuzi huo sivyo. Swali je wanawakumbuka? huyo mwanaume alovunja mlango huyo! I we kwa uzuri au ubaya alokutendea! Unamkumbuka?

hahaaaaaaaaaaaa lol!!!

mi sina hasira bana kwanai alinibaka si tulikubaliana!!!
the thing is sikumbuki/miss anything na yeye sijui kama ananikumbuka au lah na hilo si kitu kwangu!!!

 

[Masaki]

What is goin on here?

 

[bht]

What is goin on here?

na wewe unadhani yule ulombikiri huwa anakukumbuka? kw alipi hasa?

 

[Masaki]

na wewe unadhani yule ulombikiri huwa anakukumbuka? kw alipi hasa?

Hivi unajua kwamba si wanaume wote wamewahi kupata bahati ya kubikiri msichana? Ndio maana nina uhakika kabisa, yule niliyebahatika kumbikiri ananikumbuka mpaka leo na nina ushahidi wa hilo....(sio wa kukumbushia lakini)!

Swali lingine?

 

[bht]

Hivi unajua kwamba si wanaume wote wamewahi kupata bahati ya kubikiri msichana? Ndio maana nina uhakika kabisa, yule niliyebahatika kumbikiri ananikumbuka mpaka leo na nina ushahidi wa hilo....(sio wa kukumbushia lakini)!

Swali lingine?

thibitisha

 

[Zion Daughter]

na wewe unadhani yule ulombikiri huwa anakukumbuka? kw alipi hasa?

Kumbe umejificha huku?
Sasa hao Wanaume wakumbukwe kwa jema gani hasa walilotenda?

 

[Masikini_Jeuri]

Mhnnn there no big deal???real!!!??

There is none my friend; of the several I popped them hawakunifikisha kunako n' thats why I moved from one to another; at one tyme I considered them as trophies mpaka nilipokuja kujua am also the trophy to that Back tatu aliyenianzishia mimi!

Wakuu hii ipo akilini kwa mtu! Mimi siamini kwani hakuna manufaaa niliyoyapata huko tena wengine ndio walinichukia na sidhani kama nilipata nafasi ya kuomba msamaha! Maanake I tricked them to doit; labda kama tunajisifia kuwa trick

 

[bht]

Kumbe umejificha huku?
Sasa hao Wanaume wakumbukwe kwa jema gani hasa walilotenda?

eeh mi niko huku wewe nimekuona sijui wapi hata sikumbuki tena....................lol!!
kwa jema wameshakubali halipo kw ahiy hatukumbuki....
sasa eti wanadai kwa ubaya je??

 

[The Farmer]

Hivi unajua kwamba si wanaume wote wamewahi kupata bahati ya kubikiri msichana? Ndio maana nina uhakika kabisa, yule niliyebahatika kumbikiri ananikumbuka mpaka leo na nina ushahidi wa hilo....(sio wa kukumbushia lakini)!

Swali lingine?

Huo ndio ukweli.....

 

[Teamo]

ha ha ha!
wakuu kumbe huku mnajadili hili swala?

 

[Masaki]

thibitisha

Unataka nithibitisha pasipo wingu la mashaka ama?

 

[Teamo]

Hivi unajua kwamba si wanaume wote wamewahi kupata bahati ya kubikiri msichana? Ndio maana nina uhakika kabisa, yule niliyebahatika kumbikiri ananikumbuka mpaka leo na nina ushahidi wa hilo....(sio wa kukumbushia lakini)!

Swali lingine?

ahsante sana kwa majibu mazuri muhishimiwa m'bunge!.....

eeeh MUHISHIMIWA CHARITY SWALI LA NYONGEZA

 

[Masikini_Jeuri]

Hivi unajua kwamba si wanaume wote wamewahi kupata bahati ya kubikiri msichana? Ndio maana nina uhakika kabisa, yule niliyebahatika kumbikiri ananikumbuka mpaka leo na nina ushahidi wa hilo....(sio wa kukumbushia lakini)!

Swali lingine?

Na hawa ndio wanakuja na hoja za kutojiamini kama hizo wanahofia kumegewa ma G/f na wake zao kwa visingizio vya kukumbushia! Kubikiri ama kuanzishiwa hakuna uhusianao na maamuzi ya mtu huko baadae! Kama alivyosema mdau; TUSIOTE KWA NGUVU!