Mtihani, zawadi ya krismasi..!

MwanajamiiOne · Dec 23, 2011

BAK said:
Hahahahahah lol! basi mie nikadhani unabeba mwiko ukaanzishe varangati dhidi ya la aziz....maana ile "nakuja" imekaa kishari shari lol!

Hapana mie mpole sana na mwelewa, alishaweka wazi simu yake ni yake, marufuku prying! Sasa na hii zawadi aloleta nyumbani kwetu sasa nayo pia imepigwa ribiti!! Nitadeal naye baadae ngoja kwanza tutatue la zawadi. Lol

Mbu baby, mie sidhani kama unahitajiumiza kichwa katika hili. Mtafutie zawadi yoyote iliyo ndani ya uwezo wako. Ila tu zingatia ujumbe utakaowezabebeka ndani yake! Kama ni mtu ambaye hufikirii kumdate basi peleka zawadi yenye userious flani mf. Pen hahahaha hapana nadhan umeelewa, but kama una matarajio flan basi wawezaimntroduce topic through zawadi. ... Lingerie za Ivuga zinahusika hapa!

paulk · Dec 23, 2011

sasa wewe unataka kuonekana matawi wakati huna kitu.

Mbu · Dec 23, 2011

paulk said:
sasa wewe unataka kuonekana matawi wakati huna kitu.

...aisee we acha tu, halafu matawi yenyewe ya mchongoma kuupanda, kushuka ngoma!"

Baba_Enock said:
Mimi bado mdogo sana kwa hili! I thought zawadi ni aina fulani ya "unafiki"!

...duhh, aisee? 😕

AshaDii · Dec 23, 2011

Mbu said:
mnh, AshaDii....unantakia balaa weye ee? soulmate akija soma humu itakuwaje yarabi?
astaghafirullah, huyu si mpenzi wangu....ni rafiki tu wa kike ambaye amenitia majaribuni
kiasi cha mbu miye usiku wa manane huu nawaza nikiwazua kwa lugha za kigeni....

Mbu... Umejichongea mwenyewe rafiki.... Umemdefine kwa Mlimbwende.... that means akuvutia in one way or another and you do appreciate urembo wake.... (as a man); For ungemchukulia kawa ungesema nimepewa zawadi na mdada.....lol... Wala mie simo Lakini... Vipi ushapata Utatuzi?

AshaDii · Dec 23, 2011

Nyani Ngabu said:
It's the thought that counts. Ndicho hicho ulichomaanisha hapo?

That's exactly what I meant Ngabu!

Mbu · Dec 23, 2011

MwanajamiiOne said:
Hapana mie mpole sana na mwelewa, alishaweka wazi simu yake ni yake, marufuku prying! Sasa na hii zawadi aloleta nyumbani kwetu sasa nayo pia imepigwa ribiti!! Nitadeal naye baadae ngoja kwanza tutatue la zawadi. Lol

Mbu baby, mie sidhani kama unahitajiumiza kichwa katika hili. Mtafutie zawadi yoyote iliyo ndani ya uwezo wako. Ila tu zingatia ujumbe utakaowezabebeka ndani yake! Kama ni mtu ambaye hufikirii kumdate basi peleka zawadi yenye userious flani mf. Pen hahahaha hapana nadhan umeelewa, but kama una matarajio flan basi wawezaimntroduce topic through zawadi. ... Lingerie za Ivuga zinahusika hapa!

Soulmate mantahofu mupenzi wa roho,...huyu naona nitampelekea bundle la toilet rolls, 'always' na tissue za kujifutia machozi!

King'asti said:
Inawezekana ni utamaduni wake tu! Inawezekana kuna wema ulimtendea bila wewe kuuwazia sana na ukamgusa mtima wake. Inawezekana she had all that extra cash to spend. Hapa ndo wanaume huwa mnakosea, acting up! Be true to urself, jikune unapofikia na yeye ajue ana-deal na mtu wa aina gani. Sasa hivi utajitoa roho kupanda dau, ngoja valentine akuletee Ferrari ndo tutakapokuona kwenye tv "mbu arrested for bank robbery"
Shaurilo!

....lol....umenichekesha sana bana....kweli lakini haya ma distraction yanaweza kuni derail bure bure tu! hahaha...

klorokwini · Dec 23, 2011

hehehe Mzee Moskwito hawa jamaa zawadi kwao ni ujumbe (kama alivyokwambia Mzee Wenger), hayo ya thamani ni madogo sana, muhimu ni kuelewa huo ujumbe uliotumiwa na kujua urejeshe zawadi gani ili kujibu ujumbe ipasavyo?

Nitakupa mfano, kama zawadi ni nguo za ndani basi ina maana anakuuliza , "will u take me out"? jibu la "yes" unamrejeshea zawadi nguo za ndani pia. Jibu la "No" unamrejeshea chochote kisichokuwa nguo at all wala chenye romantic look, labda saa, simu e.t.c

hehehe utalijua jiji.
MJ1 ukiachwa solemba njoo kwa lawyer na virago vyako

Mbu · Dec 23, 2011

klorokwini said:
hehehe Mzee Moskwito hawa jamaa zawadi kwao ni ujumbe (kama alivyokwambia Mzee Wenger), hayo ya thamani ni madogo sana, muhimu ni kuelewa huo ujumbe uliotumiwa na kujua urejeshe zawadi gani ili kujibu ujumbe ipasavyo?

Nitakupa mfano, kama zawadi ni nguo za ndani basi ina maana anakuuliza , "will u take me out"? jibu la "yes" unamrejeshea zawadi nguo za ndani pia. Jibu la "No" unamrejeshea chochote kisichokuwa nguo at all wala chenye romantic look, labda saa, simu e.t.c

hehehe utalijua jiji.
MJ1 ukiachwa solemba njoo kwa lawyer na virago vyako

....hahahaha, wakili acha kuchombeza bana....mwenyewe nishaeleweka kwa soulmate wewe unataka kulikoroga,
japo umenipa mwanga wa zawadi gani....
Huyu nikimpelekea zawadi ya Biblia hata mungu atanifurahia...

Lucchese DeCavalcante · Dec 23, 2011

Sina comment maana naona sredi hii inachangiwa na madon! wa JF sie wa huku chini tunatazama tu halafu hiyo color ya zambarau inatuumiza macho hatuzioni vizuri ID zenu wakuu wa hili Jukwaa la JF

klorokwini · Dec 23, 2011

Mbu said:
Huyu nikimpelekea zawadi ya Biblia hata mungu atanifurahia...

hehehehe lol hakyanani alosema Mbu katulia akaonane na Dr Riwa. Hapo utakuwa umeuwa kesi , mpelekee biblia bana.

AshaDii · Dec 23, 2011

El Toro said:
Sina comment maana naona sredi hii inachangiwa na madon! wa JF sie wa huku chini tunatazama tu halafu hiyo color ya zambarau inatuumiza macho hatuini vizuri ID zenu wakuu wa hili Jukwaa la JF

El-toro that is not fair! Hata Fe lady akisoma hii post anaweza aahirishe kukupokea hii x-mas kwa mikono miwili.....lol... Sio kweli huu uzi anyone can contribute kama ulivofanya hapa.... Are you saying post ilikua inakataa? Hivo u/mnavojitenga ndo unaweka ubovu... Angalia mfano halisi wewe umenizidi jamvini for more than mwaka na nusu but hakuna alonikatalia kuchangia hapa... Nachangia siku zoote mpaka hatimae wazoeana na members.... Hivo karibu saaana mkuu (ingawa kiuhalisia wewe ndo ilitakiwa unipokee)

BADILI TABIA · Dec 23, 2011

peleka chochote ukipendacho au akipendacho unachoweza nunua

Lucchese DeCavalcante · Dec 23, 2011

AshaDii said:
El-toro that is not fair! Hata Fe lady akisoma hii post anaweza aahirishe kukupokea hii x-mas kwa mikono miwili.....lol... Sio kweli huu uzi anyone can contribute kama ulivofanya hapa.... Are you saying post ilikua inakataa? Hivo u/mnavojitenga ndo unaweka ubovu... Angalia mfano halisi wewe umenizidi jamvini for more than mwaka na nusu but hakuna alonikatalia kuchangia hapa... Nachangia siku zoote mpaka hatimae wazoeana na members.... Hivo karibu saaana mkuu (ingawa kiuhalisia wewe ndo ilitakiwa unipokee)

Mimi na la-azizi wangu damu damu no matter what, nilikuwa najiuliza nimekutangulia humu JF ila mwenzangu DON humu na unapost 3 times more than mine aiseee hongera yako naomba uniPM nikupatie zawadi yako hope utaipenda

Kongosho · Dec 23, 2011

kama kakupa zawadi si lazima na wewe umpe
kwani mnalipana?
Utampa siku nyingine ukiwa na nafasi ya kufanya hivyo
kama ni a real friend ataelewa.

Henge · Dec 23, 2011

El Toro said:
Sina comment maana naona sredi hii inachangiwa na madon! wa JF sie wa huku chini tunatazama tu halafu hiyo color ya zambarau inatuumiza macho hatuzioni vizuri ID zenu wakuu wa hili Jukwaa la JF

Acha hizo wewe mbona wewe mwenyewe ni don bana kama unajishusha wewe, wengine tusemeje??

Kongosho · Dec 23, 2011

kama kakupa zawadi si lazima na wewe umpe
kwani mnalipana?
Utampa siku nyingine ukiwa na nafasi ya kufanya hivyo
kama ni a real friend ataelewa.

Malova · Dec 23, 2011

pokea zawadi na si lazima zawadi utakayo mrudishia iwe na thamani ya juu zaidi ya hiyo aliyokupa wewe inaweza kuwa na thamani chini ya hapo ila tu iwe nzuri ambayo yeye hakutarajia.

AshaDii · Dec 23, 2011

El Toro said:
Mimi na la-azizi wangu damu damu no matter what, nilikuwa najiuliza nimekutangulia humu JF ila mwenzangu DON humu na unapost 3 times more than mine aiseee hongera yako naomba uniPM nikupatie zawadi yako hope utaipenda

hahaha.... Eltoro... Asante Mkuu.
Hata hivo anakuja mtu on my behalf
huko PM.... Naomba mpe tu na umuamini.

Happy Festive Greetings...

AshaDii · Dec 23, 2011

kongosho said:
kama kakupa zawadi si lazima na wewe umpe
kwani mnalipana?
Utampa siku nyingine ukiwa na nafasi ya kufanya hivyo
kama ni a real friend ataelewa.

Kongosho... Reading between the lines... Mbu is so ready kumpa kimwana zawadi, anaomba tu ushari ili atoe zawadi perfectooo...lol

Mbu · Dec 23, 2011

El Toro said:
Sina comment maana naona sredi hii inachangiwa na madon! wa JF sie wa huku chini tunatazama tu halafu hiyo color ya zambarau inatuumiza macho hatuzioni vizuri ID zenu wakuu wa hili Jukwaa la JF

AshaDii said:
El-toro that is not fair! Hata Fe lady akisoma hii post anaweza aahirishe kukupokea hii x-mas kwa mikono miwili.....lol... Sio kweli huu uzi anyone can contribute kama ulivofanya hapa.... Are you saying post ilikua inakataa? Hivo u/mnavojitenga ndo unaweka ubovu... Angalia mfano halisi wewe umenizidi jamvini for more than mwaka na nusu but hakuna alonikatalia kuchangia hapa... Nachangia siku zoote mpaka hatimae wazoeana na members.... Hivo karibu saaana mkuu (ingawa kiuhalisia wewe ndo ilitakiwa unipokee)

...El Toro, AshaDii ameshanijibia yote...."sibagui sichagui, atayenizika simjui"...- aliimba muumin mwinjuma

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