Methali mpya

[Tongue blister]

9.Maisha Bora ...? Kwa kila Mtanzania!!

This guy is jokking..!!!

 

[Ambassador]

Mkwara wa mende hauangushi kabati

 

[Ambassador]

Supu ya mbwa hunywewa ya moto

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

utamu wa susruali ya kitambaa, uchomekee

 

[carmel]

A very good idea ya kuanzzisha hii thread. tunawezatunga methali hapa kwa ajili ya vizazi vijavyo

 

[911]

Simu salio,sio milio.

 

[alibaba]

Mlango mzuri si Nyumba.
Mapacha si lazima wafanane.
Uhai wenda siku ziko palepale.

 

[Kindimbajuu]

punga hatishiwi mpini

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Njia iendayo ****** haioti nyasi

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Njia iendayo msalani haioti nyasi

 

[Yegomasika]

Kula nanasi kwataka wasaa.

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

mwanzo wa nazi ni dafu

 

[Kimbweka]

Mbwa haambiwi fuata mfupa!

Nyumba yenye shibe haikosi mende!

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Sio kila shimo ni la panya,mengine ni ya maji taka

 

[Rubi]

Si kila kilichokitamu kina sukari.Kuna vingine ni vitamu na havina sukari.

kama?

 

[Rubi]

utu uzuma dawa.

 

[Kituko]

hata mbuyu ulianza kama mchicha

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Sio kila mzungu unayemuona ni padri

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

kama akili ni nywele, mbona wenye vipara wanaaminika kuwa ndio wenye busara?

 

[Kiteitei]

kunya anye kuku, akinya bata kaharisha!