Methali mpya

[Katavi]

mlevi akishalewa ndio anakumbuka kuna kula

Aaa wapi!!!! Fahamu zikimrudia ndio anakumbuka kuna kula

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

raha ya ushabiki uujue mchezo

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Simu ni simu, bluututh, camera ku slaidi hizo ni mbwembwe tu

 

[Katavi]

Simu ni simu, bluututh, camera ku slaidi hizo ni mbwembwe tu

Hahahahahaaaaaaaa!

 

[Original Pastor]

du!

 

[Magehema]

Ukitaka kujua kama wewe umeoza jifunike na blankett halafu ujambe!

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Ukitaka kujua kama wewe umeoza jifunike na blankett halafu ujambe!

haha hahaaha hahaaaaaaa,
hii ndio talk of the day

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Hata mjinga ana mjinga wake

 

[Himawari]

1. Masikini hapumziki.
2. Shujaa hachagui silaha.

 

[Kamuna]

1.Shetani hawezi kumsifia Yesu.
2.Hata mchawi ana marafiki na watu wanaomkubali!

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

1.shetani hawezi kumsifia yesu.

da...
Ya ukweli sana hii, nimeipenda mno

 

[Jile79]

timbwili timbwili la asha ngedere

 

[Maamuma]

1:ari mpya, nguvu mpya na kasi mpya
2: Ukweli na Uwazi

Hizi zitaingia kwenye kundi la nahau mpya, sio methali. Asante.

 

[Eric Cartman]

tiba ya tanzania, n'goa ufisadi

 

[Balantanda]

Maskini hana kiapo

 

[Balantanda]

Hujafa hujasifiwa

 

[Balantanda]

Ukitaka kujua umuhimu wa makalio(******) kalia kichwa

 

[Tumain]

Ukitaka kujua karaha ya daladala kuwepo na foleni

Safari nzuri tumia usafiri binafsi

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Kama neno ‘abbreviation’ linamaanisha ufupisho, kwanini lenyewe ni refu

 

[Shaycas]

Kama benki hazioti,mbona zina matawi?