Methali mpya

[Ginner]

Kingereza bila pesa ni makelele tu

 

[Ginner]

Ubaya wa mbio za panya hata ushinde utabaki kuwa panya tu

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Honi haifungui geti

 

[Nazjaz]

Sio kila kibebacho mizigo ni punda

 

[WA MAMNDENII]

ukikubali kufa usikatae kuoza

 

[Mwanyasi]

Mtu mbeya haulizwi!

Mtu toka mkoa wa Mbeya au mbea?

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Mashine ya kukoboa nafaka haisagi mawe

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

mbuyu hauangushwi kwa shoka

 

[snochet]

nyuki hakumbatiwi

 

[NANI WEWE]

Bora tuwe na kingi tukagawana, kuliko kuwa na kidogo tukagombana.
Aliyejuu mfate juu.
Baniani mbaya rudisha kwao india.
PENYE KUKU WENGI, HAPAKOSEKANI KITEWEO.

 

[kingmajay]

2. Michezo ya bata kuku haiwezi
3. Mganga haagizi samaki

Hiyo red, huwa wateja wake wakija humletea hao samaki.

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

kushangaa kunapunguza ushamba

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

kushangaa kunapunguza ushamba

 

[Jungumawe]

1:ari mpya, nguvu mpya na kasi mpya
2: Ukweli na uwazi

3:tumethubutu, tumeweza na tunaendelea

 

[gango2]

hahaahaaa

'rushwa......is a machine since it simplify work'

 

[Paul Kijoka]

Ukitaka kujua karaha ya daladala kuwepo na foleni

Ukitaka kujua ubaya wa dalala panda lililojaa tokea posta to mbezi alafu nyuma yako asimame njema lijali au mbele yako lisimame li mama lililopiga mchina

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Hata Shibuda ni kada wa CCM mwenye
kuvaa magwanda ya Chadema

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

'rushwa......is a machine since it simplify work'

nimeipenda hii, ila naipinga kwa nguvu zangu zote za kiume

 

[ndyoko]

mficha uchi hazai!

 

[ndyoko]

mficha uchi hazai! Aliyetunga hii kitu lazima alinyimwa majambooooooooooooooooz!