Matumizi ya status kwenye Whatsapp

[Rahabu]

jamani maneno haya du

 

[tabibumtaratibu]

nini...

Ata me sijui

 

[Slim5]

eti 'kuliko kukupa wewe, bora nikampe jogoo aidonoe'

wapi kuna spare parts za mbavu?

 

[CharmingLady]

Ukifatilia hivi status utamfahamu mtu alivyo na tabia zake... Kila siku mtu anawwka status kumuhusu. Akitendwa yumo, akiiba mme wa mtu anachange, akiachwa anachange, akihongwa anachange, akiwa bored anachange lol...

Utumwa wa kifikra...

 

[Gemmy]

status na picha nyingine ni hatari hebu sevuni hiyo namba halafu muanmuangalie 0754559095
muone sodoma na gomola yaja jamani!

Hii ni hatari mimi nimeona mpaka nimesisimka mbona tunaelekea kubaya sana Mungu anusuru watoto wetu

 

[tabibumtaratibu]

wapi kuna spare parts za mbavu?

hahahaha zipo monchwari mkuu...

 

[Twilumba]

nini...

Ni shida sana...hzo zonatamkika bado zile ambazo ni chukizo kwa asomae hata kama haimuhusu.

 

[neggirl]

status na picha nyingine ni hatari hebu sevuni hiyo namba halafu muanmuangalie 0754559095
muone sodoma na gomola yaja jamani!

Futa delete kabisa. Sio kila kitu cha kufungua na kutizama. Jamii hii tunakoelekea siko.. hii namba nimeiona fb na inasambaa balaa, watu tunavyopenda mambo machafu anaepost anasema kabisa yaliyomo humu ni mapicha mabaya..but tunavyopenda lazima na wewe ukashuhudie.

Halafu tukitoka hapo tunaanza kulalamika maadili yameporomoka. Hebu tubadilike jamani.

 

[little hulk]

status ya nanilii wangu baada ya kuzinguana "umevimba?, lamba mgongo wako"

 

[FirstLady1]

Ni kweli mtoa mada naona maneno ya kwenye kanga ndio yameamia WhatsApp
Ila nadhani wengi wao ni watoto
Ukute Kibibi kama mie life imenichanganyia watoto wanadai ada ,extended family zinasubiri kutumiwa fedha utaweka status kama hizi kweli
Ni Sheeeda

 

[The Boss]

Ni kweli mtoa mada naona maneno ya kwenye kanga ndio yameamia WhatsApp
Ila nadhani wengi wao ni watoto
Ukute Kibibi kama mie life imenichanganyia watoto wanadai ada ,extended family zinasubiri kutumiwa fedha utaweka status kama hizi kweli
Ni Sheeeda

Kuna vibibi pia wanayoyafanya huamini

 

[FirstLady1]

Kuna vibibi pia wanayoyafanya huamini

hahaha haya The Boss

 

[caven dish]

Tamthilia ya kujichoresha...na Unaweza achana na mtu akajifanya hajaumia..hadi uingie watsap ndo unagundua kuwa kumbe maumivu yalikuwa makubwa sana...ni status kila baada ya saa moja...

na wewe unatafuta nini kwenye account yake? kama umemtema unatema jumla una-delete mpaka number ya simu kama bado unamcheck check something is not yet right....! just thinking loud here baby:A S 11: The Boss

 

[The Boss]

na wewe unatafuta nini kwenye account yake? kama umemtema unatema jumla una-delete mpaka number ya simu kama bado unamcheck check something is not yet right....! just thinking loud here baby:A S 11: The Boss

Kuna kuachana bila chuki...kasema anahitaji mtu mwingine unamwambia poa.Halafu nikim delete nikose 'entertainment ya bure'?...namtazama ni enjoy.........miss you babe

 

[Chocs]

Mambo ya whtsp hayo

 

[caven dish]

Kuna kuachana bila chuki...kasema anahitaji mtu mwingine unamwambia poa.Halafu nikim delete nikose 'entertainment ya bure'?...namtazama ni enjoy.........miss you babe

I miss you more:A S 101:

 

[appoh]

appoh Kijembe kwa wadenimark wako sio?

kabisa yaaani

 

[Twilumba]

Ni kweli mtoa mada naona maneno ya kwenye kanga ndio yameamia WhatsApp
Ila nadhani wengi wao ni watoto
Ukute Kibibi kama mie life imenichanganyia watoto wanadai ada ,extended family zinasubiri kutumiwa fedha utaweka status kama hizi kweli
Ni Sheeeda

Eheee naona hii ya status za whatsapp haina umri ni kama condom isiyo na size. Labda tofauti aliye busy na asiye busy. Tofauti ipo kwenye kuchelewesha kubadili tu ingawa kubadili ni lazima.

 

[ladyfurahia]

NDO WEWE NINI MKUU (jokes)

Mmmh...ptuuu! Futseke...!

 

[Twilumba]

Mambo ya whtsp hayo

Kuna jamaa nilikuta anasutwa na demua wake, demu analalama eti kwa nini hawekwi kwenye profile pic.

Jamaa akamjibu kuwa anaogopa washkaji watamwonea wivu ana demu mkali.

Digital acha tu kwa kweli.