Matani ya Wakenya

[Ndevu mbili]

.. ntakuachia yangu chapaa!.

 

[Mutambukamalogo]

Mbwa wenu ni mvivu sana. Jana mchana walikuja majambazi kwa nyumba yenu. Mbwa wenu alikuwa kalala chini ya mti mbele ya nyumba. Alichofanya alifumbua jicho moja tu na akawaambia: Hivi nyie waizi mbona hamna akili. Mnakuja mchana wote huu wa saa sita mnadhani ni nani atakayewakimbiza wakati mi nimejipumzisha hapa!. Hebu ibeni haraka muondoke mkirudi usiku ndo nitawakimbiza!.

 

[The Priest]

Nimecheka sana na hii matani ya wakenya wako talented...nacheki Inspector Mwala citizen,wanatisha

 

[Kitty Galore]

Jokes zinachangamsha.Kenya has talented standup comedians /watch churchill live on NTV Every Tuesday 7.30 p.m.

hii show hapa bongo tunaweza kuiona kupitia wapi?

 

[Jaguar]

We mkare tangu kare!

 

[zayat]

I like no 3

 

[Susy]

nimependa zaidi hii

"Wewe mnono mpaka ukivaa yellow watoto wanafikiria ni schoolbus".

 

[Horseshoe Arch]

Nimezipenda sana...thus coool!

 

[Spear_]

Namba 23 kali!

mi napenda 31

 

[Derimto]

Nimezipenda zote na mwanangu kazifurahia pia

 

[Derimto]

Kweli watu wan vipaji vyao

 

[gracious86]

heheheh..,very funny!

 

[Viper]

Dah wenzetu kiswahili ni issue.Ila si nasikia wanaongoza kwa kutoa magraduands wa kiswahili?

na isitoshe wageni wanaenda kwao kusoma lugha ya kiswahili...

lakini ukifika mombasa wanaongea kiswahili kile standard kama cha unguja .. kitamu we acha tu!

 

[mchemsho]

Aiseee.!!

 

[Perry]

Ts funny

 

[Perry]

mi napenda 31

me 32 and 33.

 

[Perry]

Hakya Mungu, we ni mkenyaaaaaaaaa au ni kipaji tu? very nice!

mbona znachapishwa kwenye magazet ya kenya kama taifa le2 na mengne...haya magazet hapa tz yanapatkana sehem za namanga,holili na sirari..

 

[muwaha]

Me like no. 3 ati!

 

[zululima]

sio vichekesho vyetu bongo vya kulazimisha. Jamaa wapo very advanced. wabongo tujifunze, tujikaze jamaa wanakuja mpaka home sasa. tujifunze kuchekesha na watu wazima sio kukazana kuchekesha watoto tu.

 

[Likwanda]

Kweli iko nafurahisha, iko poa mkuu.