Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

[Papizo]

ticket nachukulia man utd, sema ndio hivyo haitanipa flexibility ya kukaa kwingine bali kwenye jukwaa la visiting team's fans.

Karibu sana mkuu...ukifika tujulishane tu wala usijali......

 

[Ngongo]

Valencia back for Utd title run-in













ANTONIO VALENCIA is set to boost Manchester United's title charge after coming through the latest stage of his comeback.

And the timing could not be better, with the Premier League leaders likely to be without Nani, crocked by Jamie Carragher at Liverpool on Sunday, for up to a month.
Ecuador winger Valencia, 25, has not played since breaking his left ankle in September's Champions League clash with Rangers.
He was initially expected to miss the rest of the season but on Monday he came through a specially-arranged training game with a mixture of reserves and youngsters.
And yesterday he joined in with the rest of the first-team squad at Carrington. Meanwhile, top scorer Dimitar Berbatov admits he is having to fight the demons of doubt.
The 20-goal Bulgarian striker has not found the net since January 25 and only started two of the last six games. He said: "Sometimes you don't play well or don't score and in those times the pressure comes from all around you, as well as from yourself."
Chief executive David Gill yesterday backed the Glazer family - the club's under-fire owners - and told a Department of Culture, Media and Sport Select Committee hearing into 'Football Governance' they had, in fact, spent MORE money on players in their five years than in the previous five.

HUNGRY TO RETURN ... Antonio Valencia

Nani out for three games

 

[Wacha1]

Ngongo

Du! leo ndio umezinduka, naona kipigo cha Loserfools kilikuathiri sana .... ..... ...its just a game mate. Khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[mfarisayo]

Ngongo

Du! leo ndio umezinduka, naona kipigo cha Loserfools kilikuathiri sana .... ..... ...its just a game mate. Khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Chekacheka ujipooze machungu ya jana

 

[Papizo]

Chekacheka ujipooze machungu ya jana

Hahahhah sio mchezo mkuu jana ilikuwa balaa,,,,

 

[Wacha1]

Chekacheka ujipooze machungu ya jana

Baada ya kichapo ulikuwa adimu chacha kono mbele, mkuu uwe hapa kupokea vidonge vyako asiyekubali kushindwa sio mshindani 10 against 11, vipi nyie mbona Loserfolls waliwapiga 11 against 11? Khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Navoyne]

Baada ya kichapo ulikuwa adimu chacha kono mbele, mkuu uwe hapa kupokea vidonge vyako asiyekubali kushindwa sio mshindani 10 against 11, vipi nyie mbona Loserfolls waliwapiga 11 against 11? Khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yaani hukosi neno jana ulikua mpoleee.................ngoja tuone weekend itakua vipi

 

[mfarisayo]

Arsenal were so bad they made history


By ANTONY KASTRINAKIS
Published: Today






ARSENAL have become the first Champions League side to have NO shots at goal during a game.

That damning fact has emerged for Arsene Wenger's side following their 3-1 defeat at Barcelona on Tuesday.
Stats gurus Opta have kept detailed records for eight years and the Gunners have recorded a miserable new low.
An Opta spokesman said: "There have been 981 Champions League games since 2003-04 and Arsenal are the first of 1,962 sides not to manage a shot of any form in a match since then."
It is an amazing statistic which confirms Arsenal's lack of ambition - before and after having Robin van Persie sent off for time-wasting in the second half.
Wenger tried to blame Swiss ref Massimo Busacca for the defeat after Van Persie's controversial 55th-minute red card.
But Barca's ex-Liverpool star Javier Mascherano told Wenger to stop being 'stupid' - and to give Barca the praise they deserve for their display.
Mascherano said: "It was very strange to me that it was 1-1 at one stage even though they didn't have a shot.



"Wenger knows how the game went but defeat is tough and nobody wants to be out of the competition.
"Our team has not achieved as much as it has thanks to the refs, we can't be hypocrites or stupid. Barca win because they play well not because of the refs.
"Wenger has every right to his opinion but the stats say that it would have been very unfair if we hadn't qualified."
Arsenal's only effort on target came from a Barca player Sergio Busquets, whose own goal just after half-time gave the visitors hope.

 

[ELIJAH KING Jr]

Man u kama babu wa loliondoooo

 

[ELIJAH KING Jr]

:wink2::rain:

 

[Wacha1]

Yaani hukosi neno jana ulikua mpoleee.................ngoja tuone weekend itakua vipi

Hebu nionyeshe upole wangu ulikuwa wapi? khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... ..... .mnafahamu nini kinawachubiri ndio sababu mnaanza kuweweseka.

 

[Eqlypz]

Waungwana mechi ya kesho tuna hali ngumu sana duh!!
With Rio Ferdinand also ruled out, United will be without ten first-team players. Kwa mujibu wa soccernet.com

 

[MUREFU]

kesho yenu nepi 2uu hata kama mpo nyumban wajanja 2nagonga mpira utazan 2po kwe2 yan mtajuta nyny hasira zote za baka zinakuja kuishia kwenu yan cjui kaz mnayo pole sana mtu united cjui 2tawafunga ngap mana ninauchu mzaz mh? Cjui kama mtatoka

 

[Peasant]

Dream Team: How the hybrid Arsenal and United team might look

 

[Navoyne]

Hebu nionyeshe upole wangu ulikuwa wapi? khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... ..... .mnafahamu nini kinawachubiri ndio sababu mnaanza kuweweseka.

Ngoja tuone inakuwa vipi baadae,mmoja wetu atakuwa na furaha zaidi...........

 

[PrN-kazi]

:wink2::rain:

Asernal lazima anyeshewe mvua tu hii leo, kupoteza mechi mbili mfululizo ni fundisho tosha.

 

[King Zenji]

Arsenal were so bad they made history


By ANTONY KASTRINAKIS
Published: Today






ARSENAL have become the first Champions League side to have NO shots at goal during a game.

That damning fact has emerged for Arsene Wenger's side following their 3-1 defeat at Barcelona on Tuesday.
Stats gurus Opta have kept detailed records for eight years and the Gunners have recorded a miserable new low.
An Opta spokesman said: "There have been 981 Champions League games since 2003-04 and Arsenal are the first of 1,962 sides not to manage a shot of any form in a match since then."
It is an amazing statistic which confirms Arsenal's lack of ambition - before and after having Robin van Persie sent off for time-wasting in the second half.
Wenger tried to blame Swiss ref Massimo Busacca for the defeat after Van Persie's controversial 55th-minute red card.
But Barca's ex-Liverpool star Javier Mascherano told Wenger to stop being 'stupid' - and to give Barca the praise they deserve for their display.
Mascherano said: "It was very strange to me that it was 1-1 at one stage even though they didn't have a shot.



"Wenger knows how the game went but defeat is tough and nobody wants to be out of the competition.
"Our team has not achieved as much as it has thanks to the refs, we can't be hypocrites or stupid. Barca win because they play well not because of the refs.
"Wenger has every right to his opinion but the stats say that it would have been very unfair if we hadn't qualified."
Arsenal's only effort on target came from a Barca player Sergio Busquets, whose own goal just after half-time gave the visitors hope.

,,,,Mkubwa eeeh!!!,, hivi ile shoot alopiga VAN PERSIE wakati akiwa offside na baadae akalimwa yellow card,ingawa lilipiga side net HALIHESABIKI????

 

[mfarisayo]

,,,,Mkubwa eeeh!!!,, hivi ile shoot alopiga VAN PERSIE wakati akiwa offside na baadae akalimwa yellow card,ingawa lilipiga side net HALIHESABIKI????

Ishu ni kuwa arsenal hawakupiga hata shuti moja on goal walipiga shuti moja tu nje ya goli hilo ra RVP

 

[mfarisayo]

ALEX FERGUSON has reached an agreement in principle to sign Everton whizkid Jack Rodwell for £25million.

 

[mfarisayo]

ALEX FERGUSON has ordered his players to pick themselves up and grab the opportunities ahead.