SILVER SERVICE ... Fergie lifts yet another trophy after Man United's Community Shield success
FABIO CAPELLO should have been squirming in his seat in shame and embarrassment.
The England coach has spent the past month telling us Wayne Rooney was shot to pieces mentally and physically.
Telling us the Manchester United star was solely to blame for the awful showing at the World Cup finals in South Africa.
Then Rooney comes out and does the Italian in cold blood in front of 85,000 Wembley fans and a worldwide TV audience.
For the striker did more in just 45 minutes of the Community Shield showdown against Double winners Chelsea than during the entire 2010 World Cup.
Which begs the obvious question: Why can Alex Ferguson bring out the best in England's finest footballer when Capello clearly cannot?
Remember, the Three Lions' boss had Rooney in his specialist World Cup boot camp - sorry, training camp - for almost a month before the finals.
Meanwhile, Fergie has picked him up on the back of a vodka and cigarette-fuelled bender and barely a week's pre-season preparation.
Yet Rooney played like a man inspired, a man liberated, a man back in love with the game.
A man worthy of being acclaimed as world class.
A man who played like . . . well, like Wayne Rooney.
It was an astonishing transformation. The man who could not do a thing right for England, did not put a foot wrong for United.
As early as the sixth minute, he was playing a killer ball that scythed Chelsea's defence wide open and put Antonio Valencia one-on-one with the keeper.
It should have led to United grabbing an early lead but the winger's lame finish was in stark contrast to the quality of Rooney's exquisite pass.
Rooney was high-energy, too. Making angles to receive the ball, running the channels, closing down opponents, even chasing back to pull off a fine tackle deep in his own half.
Yet, most importantly, he kept breaking free of his markers to pose a constant threat to the champions' back-line.
In the 18th minute, he raced on to a clever, lofted ball into the box from Paul Scholes but just dragged his shot wide of the far post with Chelsea exposed.
Then five minutes before the break, it was Rooney who created the breakthrough for United.
He raced out to the right wing to collect another forward ball from Scholes, dragging England team-mate John Terry out of the middle in the process.
And before the labouring Blues captain could get close, Rooney whipped the ball across into the area where Terry had just vacated to an unmarked Valencia who was waiting gleefully to seize the opportunity to put United in front.
How Rooney loved that, beating his chest in front of the Chelsea faithful who had taunted him throughout the match by singing 'You fat b*****d'.
Talk about silencing your critics - from rival fans to Capello - in one go, The England star was surely entitled to milk it after all the flak he has had. Rooney did not reappear for the second half. He did not need to. He had made his point, delivering his message of intent for the new season.
Let us hope he can do it again for England in the friendly against Hungary back at Wembley on Wednesday.
But do not hold your breath. Do not forget good old Fabio has gone public about how he is going to give Wazza both barrels today for having gone on the razza last weekend.
He is going to dress him down and remind him of his responsibilities as both an England player and role model.
Call me stupid, but, to me, Rooney's prime responsibility is to score goals for England.
And Capello's main responsibility is to make sure he is in the right frame of mind to do that. Now, OK, he had a big night out. But it was a fortnight before the new season and, uniquely when you consider some of today's top football stars, he was out with his wife and not someone else's.
He is also not the only footballer who smokes cigarettes or who has been daft enough to urinate in public.
So Capello should forget about being the strict disciplinarian, the cane-wielding headmaster figure.
Instead, he should apologise to Rooney for attempting to make him the scapegoat for England's failure in South Africa while shamelessly trying to exonerate himself from all blame.
Then he might get a proper performance from the United ace that helps put England back on the right track. It is not just the Three Lions who have gone off the rails, though.
And Capello is not the only Italian who seems to have lost his way at the helm.
Carlo Ancelotti has endured a truly miserable pre-season and this was the Chelsea chief's fourth successive defeat.
The ease with which United cruised to victory will deepen concerns about the Blues' readiness for the new campaign.
Their once mean defence suddenly looks vulnerable and United new boy Javier Hernandez and fellow sub Dimitar Berbatov took full advantage.
The Mexican's goal, to put United 2-0 ahead, might have been comical - he fell over as he prepared to shoot and somehow managed to fire the ball into his face and see it fortunately rebound into net.
But the harsh reality for Ancelotti is he was right in the clear in the centre of the Chelsea goal with no blue shirts anywhere near.
Even when Salomon Kalou pulled a goal back with six minutes to go, it was United who responded with a spell of Olé football that was finished off with an extravagant lobbed finish from Berbatov.
Ancelotti would not have liked that one bit.
But he will like it even less if Roberto di Matteo's newly-promoted West Brom do the same to his boys come the real kick-off at Stamford Bridge on Saturday.
That could not happen, could it?