Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

Aisee usiseme hivyo. Tottenham were very shitty today...wamecheza limpira la ajabu sijawahi ona. Msidhan kwa game ya leo mtamfunga Stoke. Defence yenu bado ni mbovu balaa (am sure uliliona hili).
De Gea yupo vizuri..nimemtamani!

Ila if it was a bet...i'd put my money on Stoke (basing on michezo yenu ya leo)

Defence yetu ni mbovu sawa...ila takwimu zinakusuta....

United imeruhusu goli 19 langoni kwake..rentboys wameruhusu goli 14, Shitty goli 17, goons goli 23...Soton goli 15..

Sasa sijui huo usemi eti defence yetu ni mbovu balaa, umeitoa wapi?!? Tofauti ya goli za kufungwa baina ya United na rentboys ni goli 5 tu (hapo United bado ingawa haina backline nzuri), na shitty ni goli 2 tu...

Nyakati nyingine usipende kuropoka ka uko kijiweni arifu...
 
Defence yetu ni mbovu sawa...ila takwimu zinakusuta....

United imeruhusu goli 19 langoni kwake..rentboys wameruhusu goli 14, Shitty goli 17, goons goli 23...Soton goli 15..

Sasa sijui huo usemi eti defence yetu ni mbovu balaa, umeitoa wapi?!? Tofauti ya goli za kufungwa baina ya United na rentboys ni goli 5 tu (hapo United bado ingawa haina backline nzuri), na shitty ni goli 2 tu...

Nyakati nyingine usipende kuropoka ka uko kijiweni arifu...

Who are these rentboys?

Halafu nimeongelea game ya leo. Ila pia ukitaka tuangalie game zote angalia pia na stats za shots on target, blocks na tackes won na hiyo defence yenu ndo tuone nani anaropoka.

U dont just pick on point uitumie kufanya maamuzi...
 
Ander Herrera ni kiungo wa Kati mzuri sana hopefully blind naye arudi but naona Juan Mata karudi form ya 2012
 
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Aisee usiseme hivyo. Tottenham were very shitty today...wamecheza limpira la ajabu sijawahi ona. Msidhan kwa game ya leo mtamfunga Stoke. Defence yenu bado ni mbovu balaa (am sure uliliona hili).
De Gea yupo vizuri..nimemtamani!

Ila if it was a bet...i'd put my money on Stoke (basing on michezo yenu ya leo)

inawezekana tumeangalia game tofauti....lakini mechi niliyoangalia mimi man utd first half alitakiwa apate goli si chini ya mbili na kama nilivyosema kipindi cha pili perfomance ilishuka .

kuhusu defence mbovu balaa sijui balaa inawakilisha kiasi gani maanake...

1.chelsea GA 14
2.s'ton GA 15
3.man city GA 17
4.MAN UTD GA 19
5.swansea GA 19
6.arsenal GA 23

man utd conceded 5 goals more than chelsea and two more than man city who are 1st and 2nd respectively....hebu fafanua hio defense mbovu balaa!
 
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Who are these rentboys?

Halafu nimeongelea game ya leo. Ila pia ukitaka tuangalie game zote angalia pia na stats za shots on target, blocks na tackes won na hiyo defence yenu ndo tuone nani anaropoka.

U dont just pick on point uitumie kufanya maamuzi...

sasa game ya leo kitu gani kimekuonyesha defence ni mbovu??? mwisho wa siku clean sheet ndio inayoongea....hata uruhusu shots 100 usipofungwa ur better defensively than alieruhusu shots 5 akafungwa goli tatu...btw golikipa i.e De Gea ni part ya defence ya man utd.
 
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kuhusu defence mbovu balaa sijui balaa inawakilisha kiasi gani maanake...

1.chelsea GA 14
2.s'ton GA 15
3.man city GA 17
4.MAN UTD GA 19
5.swansea GA 19
6.arsenal GA 23

man utd conceded 5 goals more than chelsea and two more than man city who are 1st and 2nd respectively....hebu fafanua hio defense mbovu balaa!

Ninachoongelea defence yenu inaonekana afadhali koz of De Gea na nimekiandika hapo mliposoma mimi kusema defence yenu ni mbovu (i wonder kwann hamuongelei hili).

Ni tofauti na say Chelsea...hata kipa awe Mignolet huenda bado tungekuwa na the same conceded goals tukiwa na defence (back four) yetu.

Sidhani kama the same can be said of Utd without De Gea msimu huu.
 
Ninachoongelea defence yenu inaonekana afadhali koz of De Gea na nimekiandika hapo mliposoma mimi kusema defence yenu ni mbovu (i wonder kwann hamuongelei hili).

Ni tofauti na say Chelsea...hata kipa awe Mignolet huenda bado tungekuwa na the same conceded goals tukiwa na defence (back four) yetu.

Sidhani kama the same can be said of Utd without De Gea msimu huu.

GK ni part ya defence ndio maana Mourinho akamrudisha TC na kumuweka benchi PC....kama ingekuwa rahisi kama usemavyo 'defense yenu nzuri hata angekuwa Mignolet' basi JM asingemleta TC

BTW defense inapimwa kwa GA na sio beki kablock ngapi.....
 
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Who are these rentboys?

Halafu nimeongelea game ya leo. Ila pia ukitaka tuangalie game zote angalia pia na stats za shots on target, blocks na tackes won na hiyo defence yenu ndo tuone nani anaropoka.

U dont just pick on point uitumie kufanya maamuzi...

Chelshit ndio rentboys...

Kwahiyo game ya leo ndiyo imeonyesha defense ya United ni mbovu? Game si imeisha bila bila? Sasa ubovu wa backline umeupimaje hapo?

Ona sasa, wewe unasema siwezi kupick a point kufanya maamuzi, ilhali unatumia game ya leo kusema defense ya United ni mbovu!!!

Ebu cheki hapa, halafu useme tena...

http://www.whoscored.com/Regions/25...amStatistics/England-Premier-League-2014-2015

Stats kati ya United na rentboys hadi sasa katika msimu huu..

Shots per game (defensive): United ni 10.8, rentboys ni 10.2,

Shots per game (offensive): United ni 12.9, rentboys ni 16.3,

Interceptions per game: United ni 17.1, rentboys ni 10.2,

Tackles per game: United ni 19.9, rentboys ni 20.9,

Possession: United ni 58.1%, rentboys ni 56.4%

Shot on target per game: United ni 4.7, rentboys ni 6.

Kwa hayo machache, rudia tena kusema eti defense ya United ni mbovu balaa...nakubali ni mbovu, ila si kihivyo kama inavyosemwa na watu wa vijiweni..sasa tukipata CBs wa uhakika na hata stable backline, si defense yetu itakuwa bora kuliko ya rentboys?! Sasa tu tupo na backline tia maji tia maji, ila stats za timu hazina tofauti kubwa sana na timu zenye stable na experienced backline kama rentboys...
 
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RRONDO u can rest your case sir!
 
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Ninachoongelea defence yenu inaonekana afadhali koz of De Gea na nimekiandika hapo mliposoma mimi kusema defence yenu ni mbovu (i wonder kwann hamuongelei hili).

Ni tofauti na say Chelsea...hata kipa awe Mignolet huenda bado tungekuwa na the same conceded goals tukiwa na defence (back four) yetu.

Sidhani kama the same can be said of Utd without De Gea msimu huu.

Wewe jamaa unaongea vitu gani?!?Sasa bila kipa timu ya soka inakuwa timu?!?

Kwa hiyo kwanini Maureen amemrudisha TC kama backline ya rentboys ipo kamili?!? Si angeendelea na PC?!

Wewe jamaa unaelewa unachokiandika kweli?!
 
Chelshit ndio rentboys...

Kwahiyo game ya leo ndiyo imeonyesha defense ya United ni mbovu? Game si imeisha bila bila? Sasa ubovu wa backline umeupimaje hapo?

Ona sasa, wewe unasema siwezi kupick a point kufanya maamuzi, ilhali unatumia game ya leo kusema defense ya United ni mbovu!!!

Ebu cheki hapa, halafu useme tena...

Premier League Team Statistics | WhoScored.com

Stats kati ya United na rentboys hadi sasa katika msimu huu..

Shots per game (defensive): United ni 10.8, rentboys ni 10.2,

Shots per game (offensive): United ni 12.9, rentboys ni 16.3,

Interceptions per game: United ni 17.1, rentboys ni 10.2,

Tackles per game: United ni 19.9, rentboys ni 20.9,

Possession: United ni 58.1%, rentboys ni 56.4%

Shot on target per game: United ni 4.7, rentboys ni 6.

Kwa hayo machache, rudia tena kusema eti defense ya United ni mbovu balaa...nakubali ni mbovu, ila si kihivyo kama inavyosemwa na watu wa vijiweni..sasa tukipata CBs wa uhakika na hata stable backline, si defense yetu itakuwa bora kuliko ya rentboys?! Sasa tu tupo na backline tia maji tia maji, ila stats za timu hazina tofauti kubwa sana na timu zenye stable na experienced backline kama rentboys...

thank u....from those stats its not only defense wise...but overall u can barely separate the two teams!!!! but the table dont lie,what count is 'POINTS'
 
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thank u....from those stats its not only defense wise...but overall u can barely separate the two teams!!!! but the table dont lie,what count is 'POINTS'

Kweli arifu...nilikuwa namwonyesha huyo shabiki wa rentboys kuwa maneno ya vijiweni eti defense ya United ni mbovu balaa, hapa siyo mahala pake...kwani takwimu hazionyeshi hivyo, ingawa ni kweli rentboys wanaongoza ligi na backline yetu siyo stable...
 
Manchester United limitations clear as they fail to find finish at Spurs, writes Sarah Winterburn...

There are plenty of conclusion that can be drawn from Manchester United's 0-0 draw with Tottenham, largely covering familiar ground about United's lack of a dominant midfielder, a paucity of energy and ideas in the latter stages reflecting obvious fatigue and a defence that looks vulnerable under the slightest bit of pressure.

It all adds up to a Manchester United side some way short of title contention, whatever the players would have you believe after their latest home stroll.
But there is only one real conclusion to be drawn from White Hart Lane and it’s best to leave Louis van Gaal to simplistically explain: "We were fantastic in the first half but if you don't score goals, you can't win."
You can look at the statistics that show United completed only 71% of their passes (down on a seasonal average of 85%) while their players were dispossessed a frightening 19 times, but despite missing a Nemanja Matic in midfield, a Mats Hummels in defence and any semblance of genuine attacking options on the bench, United still created more than enough clear-cut chances to beat an incredibly limited Tottenham.

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Radamel Falcao: Couldn't find a finish
Van Gaal named an unchanged side from the Boxing Day cruise over Newcastle, rightly confident that he only needed one of Radamel Falcao, Robin van Persie, Wayne Rooney and Juan Mata to take inevitable early chances at White Hart Lane before tiredness took hold. Tottenham have surfed their luck to record narrow wins against Swansea, Burnley and Leicester; Van Gaal's gamble was that his significantly better attacking players would have the match won by half-time.

He probably sighed as Falcao hit the ball tamely at Hugo Lloris, tutted as Van Persie inexplicably tried to ball-juggle rather than lash home from close range and looked to the heavens as Mata's deflected free-kick sparked a penalty box melee that only needed the slightest touch in the right direction.
Chances

Surely there would be more chances as Tottenham's midfield duo of Ryan Mason and Benjamin Stambouli allowed Mata the space to create and Rooney the freedom to burst into the box?
There were indeed more chances and they too were spurned as United's quartet of stellar attacking players - scorers of 23 Premier League goals this season - all chose the same day to look befuddled by the combination of two white posts and one in-form goalkeeper. Hugo Lloris was excellent but he should have needed a far better performance to keep a clean sheet.

Van Gaal described the second half as "a struggle for life" but it was clearly a struggle he was expecting after choosing the same 11 players just 43 hours after the conclusion of their last match. His bench was packed with defensive options not only from necessity but also because he had rightly foreseen a late surge from a Tottenham side who have picked up ten extra points in the last five minutes of matches this season. But he was expecting a struggle to protect a 2-0 lead rather than a 0-0 stalemate.
This Manchester United side does not have the personnel to win the Premier League this season but that is not a conclusion that can be drawn from a 0-0 against Tottenham they should have won by half-time; anybody who still needs 90 flawed minutes to draw that conclusion has not been paying attention since August.
 
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anaetakiwa aweke vitu sawa ni wa nafasi ya tano au ya tatu??? aliefungwa goli 23 au 19??? u must be dreaming,we thump u at the emirates!!!!

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