Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

Mwaka huu tutakimbiana humu ndani.

wewe mbona MIAKA TISA HUJAKIMBIA???! tukimbie sisi ambao tuna msimu mmoja bila trophy??? nyie level yenu ni blackburn[epl/fa cup winners] sisi tuachie liverpool,ac milan,barca,real madrid naamini unajua sababu
 
Van Gaal azidi kuonyesha yeye ni kocha wa aina gani!!

[h=1]Premier League: Luke Shaw not fit enough says Manchester United boss Louis Van Gaal[/h]












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Luke Shaw: Told he must get fitter by United boss Louis Van Gaal






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Manchester United boss Louis Van Gaal has ordered Luke Shaw to train alone because he is not fit enough to perform at the level he requires.
England left-back Shaw, a summer signing from Southampton, returned late to club training after spending the summer with Roy Hodgson's squad at the World Cup in Brazil.
Shaw trained on his own at FedEx Field in Washington on Monday as Van Gaal oversaw preparations for the friendly clash with Inter Milan on Tuesday.
His England team-mates Wayne Rooney, Danny Welbeck and Phil Jones all trained with the rest of the squad.
"I am always a trainer who sees the individuals and what each player needs," Van Gaal said.


"Luke needs to be fit and he's not very fit and can't perform how I want. He needs to be fit and to train individually.

"I can't judge why. I see what I see. I have spoken with him and we have made a programme with him.
"He has agreed. We will have to see how long it takes. I don't know. I have heard good messages from Tony Strudwick the fitness coach."
Van Gaal also confirmed he will give Wilfried Zaha the chance to impress as a striker against Inter, where he will be the last member of United's squad to get a run-out.

The Dutchman has told the England Under-21 international he will have to focus on playing more centrally as he does not fit in elsewhere in his proposed 3-5-2 formation.
Van Gaal added: "He will have to play as a striker as he can't play the other positions in the system.
"Ashley Young can play as a wing-back. Zaha cannot do that so he will be a striker.
"I have spoken with him and I think he can do it. We will see. He will play the second 45 minutes of this game and will play as a striker."
 
wewe mbona MIAKA TISA HUJAKIMBIA???! tukimbie sisi ambao tuna msimu mmoja bila trophy??? nyie level yenu ni blackburn[epl/fa cup winners] sisi tuachie liverpool,ac milan,barca,real madrid naamini unajua sababu

Mtazowea tu, anzeni kuhesabu miaka yenu . Sisi tumeshakata ngebe
 
Mkuu Arsenal walikuwa wanatembea uwanjani hakuweka upinzani, Red Bulls ndo walijifanya kweli waonekane katika TV dhidi ya mabingwa. Thread ni jokes ya kijiweni...Man utd wanacheza kwa ari vs timu za mchangani moja kuondoa aibu ya kuishia nafasi ya 7, pili wanataka kumfurahisha kocha mpya,ni yale ya kipya kinyemi.... Utd kama hamtasajili zaidi ya hapa sidhani kama mtatisha nyau, msirogeke kwa matokeo ya pre-season. LVG kwa timu ya sasa sijui kama atawarudisha kugombania ubingwa labda msimu ujao huu. Tusubiri ligi ianze tuone mtakavyokuwa.

nakuhakikishia rutasajili zaidi ya haa angalau wachezaji wawili hilo kwanza ondoa shaka,pli nyie kufungwa ni upumbavu na uzembe wa wachezaji wenu wanakosa scoring oppurtunity za wazi kabisa kwa kifupi uwezo wao ndo umeishia pale kwa upabde wetu sisi ni dozi kwenda mbele.
 
nakuhakikishia rutasajili zaidi ya haa angalau wachezaji wawili hilo kwanza ondoa shaka,pli nyie kufungwa ni upumbavu na uzembe wa wachezaji wenu wanakosa scoring oppurtunity za wazi kabisa kwa kifupi uwezo wao ndo umeishia pale kwa upabde wetu sisi ni dozi kwenda mbele.

Dozi za MU hana haja ya kuambiwa maana anaziona mwenyewe
 
nakuhakikishia rutasajili zaidi ya haa angalau wachezaji wawili hilo kwanza ondoa shaka,pli nyie kufungwa ni upumbavu na uzembe wa wachezaji wenu wanakosa scoring oppurtunity za wazi kabisa kwa kifupi uwezo wao ndo umeishia pale kwa upabde wetu sisi ni dozi kwenda mbele.

Mkuu Mndengereko naona ndo unatoka Crisis management center, inaonekana uliwekwa katika intensive watch walikuwa na wasiwasi unaweza kujidhuru maisha yako. Angalia mkuu usitilie maanani haya matokeo ya pre-season, naomba tusije tukakukuta umevalishwa straitjacket Mirembe ligi ikianza.
 
Hii ni Man Utd ya Van Gaal...
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[h=1]Manchester United beat Inter Milan on penalties after 0-0 draw in Washington[/h]


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Manchester United: Celebrate their penalties success

Manchester United continued their unbeaten start to life under new boss Louis van Gaal, beating Inter Milan 5-3 on penalties in Washington DC after the game finished 0-0.
United converted all of their kicks in the shoot-out, Darren Fletcher slamming home the winner after Marco Andreolli had hit the crossbar.
Having beaten Roma last week, United have one foot in the final of the Champions Cup, where they could face Manchester City.
United's new signing Luke Shaw, who van Gaal had described as unfit on the eve of the game, came on to play wing-back for the second half, while Wilfried Zaha, who showed plenty of promise on his first appearance of the tour, was introduced to play up front.
Former United stalwart Nemanja Vidic was in the Inter line-up and made a key challenge on Zaha before he was substituted with 18 minutes left.
Van Gaal's men were sporting their new blue kit for the first time but, although they passed the ball around nicely before the break, they struggled to create clear-cut chances.
Phil Jones went closest, drawing a good save from Samir Handanovic with a header from a corner, while Juan Mata and Wayne Rooney were off target with shots from distance.
The Manchester United boss made eight changes at the break and his team began to look more dangerous.
Tom Cleverley volleyed over the bar and Juan Pablo Carrizo then denied Nani from close range, before Shinji Kagawa was thwarted by Danilo D'Ambrosio when he tried to turn in the rebound.
United then had a pair of penalty shouts turned down by ref Edvin Juisevuic in quick succession, as Zaha and Cleverley went down in the box.
Inter were kept fairly quiet throughout but David de Gea had to make a good late save from a Fredy Guarin free-kick.
And Zaha almost won it for United in the final minute, shooting into the side netting after a mazy run into the box.
That meant penalties and both sides converted their spot-kicks with aplomb until Andreolli's miss, Fletcher, Ashley Young, Javier Hernandez, Cleverley and Kagawa on target for United.
 
Mkuu Mndengereko naona ndo unatoka Crisis management center, inaonekana uliwekwa katika intensive watch walikuwa na wasiwasi unaweza kujidhuru maisha yako. Angalia mkuu usitilie maanani haya matokeo ya pre-season, naomba tusije tukakukuta umevalishwa straitjacket Mirembe ligi ikianza.

ha ha ha ha watu mnamaneno humu ndani...

majirani hamjambo?

tarehe 10 mwezi ujao 'NGAO YA HISANI' wiki moja baadae kipute kianze..tutaheshimiana tu.

CC. RRONDO ...:couch2:

 
Mwaka huu wakaanga sumu mtajibeba wenyewe Man inapiga pasi za kufa mtu naiona Arsenal ikichapwa 3 - 0 Liver 2 - 0 Mashit 1 - 0 Chelsea 4 - 0.
 
Hahaaaaa Naskia LUKE SHAW Katema na Lusis Van Ugali Bwahahaaaa
 
Mwaka huu wakaanga sumu mtajibeba wenyewe Man inapiga pasi za kufa mtu naiona Arsenal ikichapwa 3 - 0 Liver 2 - 0 Mashit 1 - 0 Chelsea 4 - 0.

Na tusubiri msimu uanze ili tushuhudie Msije makaliaga hili jukwaa bila kuondoka! Oooops!! Sorry msije mkaondoka bila kuaga.
 
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