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[theriogenology]

Kulikoni

Olenge omoshasha or omakali!?

 

[Nyagei]

aina shidah mkuu wewe si mlinzi wa sakayo

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kumbuka nilishasema jambo lolote kumhusu madam ni lazima mpitie kwangu hamuwezi kwenda kwa madam bila ya kupitia kwangu

Nyagei nawe naona unapambana. Naona nilipitwa au nimesahau tu. Mrs Nyagei ni nani? Sakayo ama? Kama vipi nipe kazi ya ulinzi nimfundishe kazi Shedede. Hutakuwa na wasiwasi tena mkuu na malipo yangu ni kidogo siyo fortune kama Shedede anavyomkamua Lee

 

[Shunie]

mnyalukolo gani my boss

Si mama mchuchu niliwasikia mnaulizana makabila

 

[Nyagei]

Olenge omoshasha or omakali!?

Pardon?

 

[Shunie]

Ni eneo la serikali

Aisee

 

[Shunie]

Usishangae sana

shemela lazima nishangae

 

[Shunie]

Cc: Shunie Njoo huku nimekumisi je

mke wa mtu mm

 

[theriogenology]

Pardon?

Utakikolya toomanyilehe

 

[theriogenology]

Pardon?

Tushumashe ikisimbete...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A teacher's letter to a parent:

"Dear Parent, Katongole, your son, doesn't smell nice in school. Kindly encourage him to take shower."

Parent replies:
"Dear Teacher, Katongole is not a rose flower. Don't smell him, just teach him! Thank you."

Wazazi wengine wamepinda duh! Katongole atakua ananuka balaa na mademu wakianza kumkimbia matatizo kibao ya kisaikolojia yanaanza - hasira, anti social tendencies, low esteem, loneliness, depression, inferiority complex na mengineyo kibao. Mzazi huyu huyu tena utamwona analalamika kuhusu matatizo ya mwanae. Kumbe angemsikiliza mwalimu wakasaidiana kuhakikisha kuwa Katongole anakuwa mtanashati yote haya yasingetokea.

 

[Shunie]

Eti wewe ni mtoto wa wenger?

 

[Shunie]

Pardon?

hahahaha

 

[Nyagei]

Utakikolya toomanyilehe

Nasikia tu mkuu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

kulima ni hobby jomba

Aaa wapi. Tunalima kitaalamu sana mkuu. Unaweza kuingiza pesa nzuri sana kwa mwaka kuzidi hata waziri (unless kama amefisadika). Njoo Koromije hapa nikuonyeshe how it is done. Uta-resign kazi ya ulinzi immediately!

 

[theriogenology]

mke wa mtu mm

Nataka unifanye spare tairi mm

 

[Nyagei]

Tushumashe ikisimbete...

Sijakulia usimbitini kiongozi, Pia sio msimbiti ni Mhacha

 

[theriogenology]

Sijakulia usimbitini kiongozi, Pia sio msimbiti ni Mhacha

Aya tata... Nyagei...

 

[theriogenology]

Sijakulia usimbitini kiongozi, Pia sio msimbiti ni Mhacha

But nekomanyile...

 

[theriogenology]

Aaa wapi. Tunalima kitaalamu sana mkuu. Unaweza kuingiza pesa nzuri sana kwa mwaka kuzidi hata waziri (unless kama amefisadika). Njoo Koromije hapa nikuonyeshe how it is done. Uta-resign kazi ya ulinzi immediately!

Nafanya kazi Kk security but naona malipo si mazuri... " nitakufuata pm unipe maelezo vizuri