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[shululu]

Kumbuka nilishasema jambo lolote kumhusu madam ni lazima mpitie kwangu hamuwezi kwenda kwa madam bila ya kupitia kwangu

Mhhhhhhmhhhhh

 

[Shadrack K. Lwila]

Naona hutaki kiinua mgongo cha wakulima

kulima ni hobby jomba

 

[shululu]

Achana nao hao watoto wa wenger huwawezi

Kuna kipindi ulipotea humu mpaka nikawa nakuhurumia, ila sasa kama hukumbuki vile

 

[Shadrack K. Lwila]

[emoji329] [emoji329] [emoji329] [emoji329] [emoji329] kwenye ukuta zipo

kila kona ya nyumba ulinzi ni imala zaid mpaka kwa bedroom sio mchezo kabisa

 

[shululu]

mmmh mi sikuskia mkuu ngoja toxic aje tufanye mazungumzo pamoja na kuandaa kama mpya na mikataba kadhaa kuhusu shilawadu

Kweli ni mapya aisee

 

[shululu]

West Ham 0 Tottenham 0

Half time

 

[Nyagei]

kulima ni hobby jomba

Nenda ukatekeleze hobby yako

 

[Nyagei]

Kuna kipindi ulipotea humu mpaka nikawa nakuhurumia, ila sasa kama hukumbuki vile

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Nilipata majukumu ya kitaifa

 

[Shadrack K. Lwila]

Nenda ukatekeleze hobby yako

mmh itakuwa ngumu

 

[Nyagei]

A teacher's letter to a parent:

"Dear Parent, Katongole, your son, doesn't smell nice in school. Kindly encourage him to take shower."

Parent replies:
"Dear Teacher, Katongole is not a rose flower. Don't smell him, just teach him! Thank you."
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Mzazi hataki mazoea

 

[Shadrack K. Lwila]

Kweli ni mapya aisee

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[Nyagei]

mmmh mi sikuskia mkuu ngoja toxic aje tufanye mazungumzo pamoja na kuandaa kama mpya na mikataba kadhaa kuhusu shilawadu

Na mimi ndio nitakae saini

 

[Shadrack K. Lwila]

wakuu usiku mwema mlale salama

 

[Shadrack K. Lwila]

Na mimi ndio nitakae saini

aina shidah mkuu wewe si mlinzi wa sakayo

 

[mzeewakungoa]

A teacher's letter to a parent:

"Dear Parent, Katongole, your son, doesn't smell nice in school. Kindly encourage him to take shower."

Parent replies:
"Dear Teacher, Katongole is not a rose flower. Don't smell him, just teach him! Thank you."
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Gud reply dear parent... Keep it up.

 

[Nyagei]

Mhhhhhhmhhhhh

Usigune mkuu

 

[Nyagei]

West Ham 0 Tottenham 0

Half time

Eti wewe ni mtoto wa wenger?

 

[Nyagei]

mmh itakuwa ngumu

Kulikoni

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji35] [emoji35] [emoji35] [emoji35] [emoji83] [emoji83] [emoji95] utauliwa bure

Now we are talking. Angalau umegangamara kidogo hata mkwara kidogo unaeleweka. Ukiendelea hivi Lee akirudi nitamuomba akuongezee mshahara. Akigoma nitajitolea mwenyewe kwa sababu safari hii nyanya zangu zimekubali balaa hapa Koromije. Excellent job [emoji122][emoji122][emoji122]

 

[Nyagei]

wakuu usiku mwema mlale salama

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