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[Shadrack K. Lwila]

Tonono

be blessing

 

[Shadrack K. Lwila]

Huonyeshi kama umegangamara; na shida ndo inaanzia hapo. Ndo maana juzi juzi hapa ulitimuliwa Lee alipokushtukiza akakuta umehamishia sime, mapanga na rungu lako Master bedroom. Isingekuwa Shunie mwenyewe kuingilia kati sasa hivi ungekuwa jobless.

hahah...mkuu nilikuwa nakuona tu njama zako mi nifukuzwe kazi ile nikakusaidie shambani

thubutuuuu
lima pekeyako

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

siku nyingine paka upate ruhusa kutoka kwangu kumsalimia tu shunie

Shunie usiku mwema.. naona leo walinzi wamekataa kunifungulia geti...ngoja nijaribu kuvuka ukuta

 

[shululu]

siku nyingine paka upate ruhusa kutoka kwangu kumsalimia tu shunie

Mwambie ajue

 

[Werrason]

Vunga basi

 

[shululu]

nipoooooo mkuu uko poa kama kawa??

Naona mikwala mizito mizito tu

 

[Werrason]

Hiyo ni mind game mkuu

Muulize Chelsea

Bora useme wewe, mimi naambiwa wivu!!!

 

[Werrason]

Nitakaimu nafasi yake

 

[Shadrack K. Lwila]

Naona mikwala mizito mizito tu

hahah..h iyo midogo sana

 

[Shadrack K. Lwila]

Shunie usiku mwema.. naona leo walinzi wamekataa kunifungulia geti...ngoja nijaribu kuvuka ukuta

utauliwa bure

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

utauliwa bure

Hahahaha

 

[Nyagei]

hahah...h tunakata tu-balance story

Kumbuka nilishasema jambo lolote kumhusu madam ni lazima mpitie kwangu hamuwezi kwenda kwa madam bila ya kupitia kwangu

 

[Nyagei]

hahah...mkuu nilikuwa nakuona tu njama zako mi nifukuzwe kazi ile nikakusaidie shambani

thubutuuuu
lima pekeyako

Naona hutaki kiinua mgongo cha wakulima

 

[Werrason]

Shunie usiku mwema.. naona leo walinzi wamekataa kunifungulia geti...ngoja nijaribu kuvuka ukuta

 

[Nyagei]

Bora useme wewe, mimi naambiwa wivu!!!

Achana nao hao watoto wa wenger huwawezi

 

[Werrason]

Achana nao hao watoto wa wenger huwawezi

 

[Werrason]

A teacher's letter to a parent:

"Dear Parent, Katongole, your son, doesn't smell nice in school. Kindly encourage him to take shower."

Parent replies:
"Dear Teacher, Katongole is not a rose flower. Don't smell him, just teach him! Thank you."

 

[shululu]

Bora useme wewe, mimi naambiwa wivu!!!

Kwani uongo

 

[shululu]

utauliwa bure

kwenye ukuta zipo

 

[Shadrack K. Lwila]

Kumbuka nilishasema jambo lolote kumhusu madam ni lazima mpitie kwangu hamuwezi kwenda kwa madam bila ya kupitia kwangu

mmmh mi sikuskia mkuu ngoja toxic aje tufanye mazungumzo pamoja na kuandaa kama mpya na mikataba kadhaa kuhusu shilawadu