Makapuku Forum

[Nyagei]

shedede kapotea wap

Yupo

 

[Nyagei]

Kitu Paulo Dybula hukukiona Jana !??;?

Nilimuona mkuu akizamisha ngalawa la Barcelona

 

[mkubhi]

If football was a school
.
1. Principal- Sir Alex Ferguson.

2. Vice principal- Carlo Ancelotti.

3. Math Teacher- Jurgen Klopp.

4. Professor of Chemistry- Jose Mourinho,Pep Guardiola

5. Professor of philosophy- Louis Van Gaal

6. Student who always dodge classes- Neymar.

7. Student who always wants to see himself with high marks- Cristiano Ronaldo.

8. Student who always helps everyone- Gareth Bale.

9. Student who is gifted in class- Ronaldinho.

10. Student who always bites school children- Luis Suarez.

11. Student who calls the teacher to come to class all the time- Xavi.

12. The smartest student in school- Andrea Pirlo
.
13. Students who always cause problems at school- Pepe- Diego Costa- Gennaro Gattuso.

14. Student who is always kicked out from the classroom- Sergio Ramos.

15. Attractive student- Beckham-

16. Student who moves to a new school every year- Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

17. Student who is always silent, doesn't want to show people who he is inside- Leo Messi.

18.student who always makes jokes at the back- Marcelo.

19. A jealousy student- Dani Alves-

20. student who comes to school for girls only- Paul Pogba-

21. A student who is always at school never been absent also with rich parents but still fails - Arsene Wenger aka Bean

 

[mkubhi]

Ndaukumbuye chane

Uze na wewe !!

 

[Transcend]

Yupo

Naona kisheti amekula bani, kafanyaje tena?

 

[Shunie]

Nilimuona mkuu akizamisha ngalawa la Barcelona

unanifurahisha sana

 

[Shunie]

shedede kapotea wap

mpk umeipata ban ndio ulichokua unakitaka

 

[Shunie]

Naona kisheti amekula bani, kafanyaje tena?

alikua anatukanana na warumi celebrities

 

[Bitoz]

Ugonhwa wa Progeria humfanya mtu awe na maumbile ya ajabu na kuzeeka harakaharaka utafikiri kapewa mbolea
Huyo ni binti wa miaka 18 aliyefariki
.....

 

[Shunie]

Ugonhwa wa Progeria humfanya mtu awe na maumbile ya ajabu na kuzeeka harakaharaka utafikiri kapewa mbolea
Huyo ni binti wa miaka 18 aliyefariki
.....

R.I.P

 

[Shadrack K. Lwila]

Pole sana soudy

Nashukuru sana nyagei

 

[Shadrack K. Lwila]

Mko bomba wakuu
Hope leo tutakua p1

Tuko bomba mkuu

 

[Shadrack K. Lwila]

Inspector uko poaa ??

Niko poa zaiid mkuu

 

[Shadrack K. Lwila]

Aisee

 

[Bitoz]

R.I.P

 

[Shadrack K. Lwila]

Jambo wakuu

Mkuu iyo banned vip

 

[Shunie]

aiseee sad kwakweli naskia huu ugonjwa walikua wanaumwa wawili tu bada ya kufa huyu kabaki mmoja

 

[Shunie]

Mkuu iyo banned vip

shedede wizzy baby umekua adimu nitafutie lee wangu nimemquote naona kimya mwambie ubavu wake nimemmiss jamaan au anataka nikufweeee

 

[Shadrack K. Lwila]

shedede wizzy baby umekua adimu nitafutie lee wangu nimemquote naona kimya mwambie ubavu wake nimemmiss jamaan au anataka nikufweeee

Usijali sio kwamba nalinda usichepuke bali nalinda mpaka furaha yako lee anakuja sio mda

 

[Shunie]

Usijali sio kwamba nalinda usichepuke bali nalinda mpaka furaha yako lee anakuja sio mda

jamaan nitafutie tu mwambie nimemmiss sanaa yaan siwezi elezea mwenyewe anajua
nakupenda lee wangu popote ulipo