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[Bitoz]

aiseee sad kwakweli naskia huu ugonjwa walikua wanaumwa wawili tu bada ya kufa huyu kabaki mmoja

Ni kweli yy ndo mweusi wa kwanza kuupata
Huyu mwenzake ni cheupe nafikiri ni mzungu au chotara

Ni ugonjwa nadra mtu kuupata hauambukizi wala kujulikana chanzo chake cha uhakika
.....

 

[Shunie]

Ni kweli yy ndo mweusi wa kwanza kuupata
Huyu mwenzake ni cheupe nafikiri ni mzungu au chotara

Ni ugonjwa nadra mtu kuupata hauambukizi wala kujulikana chanzo chake cha uhakika
.....

Daah

 

[Lee]

Jambo wakuu

Banned ?

 

[Lee]

If football was a school
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1. Principal- Sir Alex Ferguson.

2. Vice principal- Carlo Ancelotti.

3. Math Teacher- Jurgen Klopp.

4. Professor of Chemistry- Jose Mourinho,Pep Guardiola

5. Professor of philosophy- Louis Van Gaal

6. Student who always dodge classes- Neymar.

7. Student who always wants to see himself with high marks- Cristiano Ronaldo.

8. Student who always helps everyone- Gareth Bale.

9. Student who is gifted in class- Ronaldinho.

10. Student who always bites school children- Luis Suarez.

11. Student who calls the teacher to come to class all the time- Xavi.

12. The smartest student in school- Andrea Pirlo
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13. Students who always cause problems at school- Pepe- Diego Costa- Gennaro Gattuso.

14. Student who is always kicked out from the classroom- Sergio Ramos.

15. Attractive student- Beckham-

16. Student who moves to a new school every year- Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

17. Student who is always silent, doesn't want to show people who he is inside- Leo Messi.

18.student who always makes jokes at the back- Marcelo.

19. A jealousy student- Dani Alves-

20. student who comes to school for girls only- Paul Pogba-

21. A student who is always at school never been absent also with rich parents but still fails - Arsene Wenger aka Bean[emoji23]

Ahaaaaaa Wenger

 

[Lee]

Wakuu napitaa nawahi siti mechiiiii

 

[mkubhi]

Magu katika falisafa zake za kiimla

 

[Bitoz]

 

[Bitoz]

 

[Bitoz]

 

[Bitoz]

 

[Bitoz]

Magu katika falisafa zake za kiimla

Hivi karne hii kuna watu wanasafiri kwa Lori?
Mzee wa kuropoka itakuwa kazoea kuendesha malori ya mifugo Chato
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[Bitoz]

 

[mbudunge]

Ngoja nipate barimi moja nikalale

 

[Bitoz]

 

[Transcend]

alikua anatukanana na warumi celebrities

Hahahaaa,

Majukwaa mengine bhana...[emoji23][emoji23][emoji39]

 

[Shunie]

Wakuu napitaa nawahi siti mechiiiii

mm na ww tuna ugomvi jamaan

 

[Transcend]

Nimeona sakayo akipita...

Mwambieni nimemmiss..

 

[Shunie]

Hahahaaa,

Majukwaa mengine bhana...[emoji23][emoji23][emoji39]

hahahhah ila mondray mchokozi wameanza wenyewe kumtukana warumi

 

[Shunie]

Nimeona sakayo akipita...

Mwambieni nimemmiss..

ata mm namuona akija kama sipo msalimie sana

 

[Transcend]

hahahhah ila mondray mchokozi wameanza wenyewe kumtukana warumi

Zile thread huwa napita tuu kwa bahati mbaya..!

Mambo ya kina wema sijui diamond mimi siyawezi..