Makapuku Forum

[Da'Vinci]

Si ungeuliza na sababu za kukukana!!!
Umetukandia wadada weusi, unadhani bado ntabaki kwako? Mi cheusi mwenzio.
Alafu nilikufuma unaongea maneno matamu na mdada mwingine!!! Na kufuatilia nikagundua kua uko nae! Mi uchepuko siuwezi.

Hapana mpenz nilisema vile kama utani tu.
Mm sina mchepuko mpenz
Kwan mchepuko gani huyo??
Nakupenda mwenzio usinifanyie hivyoo

 

[Paprika]

TEACHER... look at the sky very well.
STUDENTS... : we are looking.. Sir
TEACHER... ok.. What do you see...??.
STUDENTS... Clouds...
TEACHER.. Did you see God..
STUDENTS... Nooo.....
TEACHER.... Which means there is no God....
(after that they went back to the class )
TEACHER.... Any Question?
DASHA.... I have question sir....
TEACHER...... Yes go on...
DASHA.... Sir can you please remove your cap.....
TEACHER... Of course yes...
DASHA.... Look at his head very well and tell me what you see ....
STUDENTS... We can see hair skin and so on....
DASHA.... did you see his Brain...???...
STUDENTS... Nooo..
DASHA ....ok Which means our teacher has no Brain... ..

(teacher fainted)

 

[Paprika]

Hapana mpenz nilisema vile kama utani tu.
Mm sina mchepuko mpenz
Kwan mchepuko gani huyo??
Nakupenda mwenzio usinifanyie hivyoo

Mmmh!!! Sijui anaitwa nani viile!!! Nikikumbuka jina ntakwambia!!! Na kukutag nilipopata uthibitisho.

 

[Obe]

Iko poa, vp pande hizo

...mvua kwa sana tu, ulipotea mdau au ndo masuala ya kurudishuleni kuchukua cheti ili kujiandaa na yanayoweza kujiri🙂

 

[shululu]

Mkuu

Niambie Lee

 

[shululu]

Naomba mniambie alipo Bitoz

Anasheherrekea kuuza kiwanja cha mtaaa wa sita

 

[shululu]

...mvua kwa sana tu, ulipotea mdau au ndo masuala ya kurudishuleni kuchukua cheti ili kujiandaa na yanayoweza kujiri🙂

Kugufulika tu

 

[Queen Kan]

Anasheherrekea kuuza kiwanja cha mtaaa wa sita

 

[Da'Vinci]

Mmmh!!! Sijui anaitwa nani viile!!! Nikikumbuka jina ntakwambia!!! Na kukutag nilipopata uthibitisho.

Mmhu acha hivo bana huyu ni lee empire ndio kakujaza mauongo baada ya kuona sipo

 

[Lee]

Naomba mniambie alipo Bitoz

Umemmis??

 

[Lee]

kabanwa

 

[Lee]

Si ungeuliza na sababu za kukukana!!!
Umetukandia wadada weusi, unadhani bado ntabaki kwako? Mi cheusi mwenzio.
Alafu nilikufuma unaongea maneno matamu na mdada mwingine!!! Na kufuatilia nikagundua kua uko nae! Mi uchepuko siuwezi.

Mondray pasua kichwa

 

[Lee]

Hapana mpenz nilisema vile kama utani tu.
Mm sina mchepuko mpenz
Kwan mchepuko gani huyo??
Nakupenda mwenzio usinifanyie hivyoo

 

[Lee]

Niambie Lee

Uko byee??

 

[Lee]

Mmhu acha hivo bana huyu ni lee empire ndio kakujaza mauongo baada ya kuona sipo

Teeteeeeeeh ....mmi tena??

 

[Paprika]

Mmhu acha hivo bana huyu ni lee empire ndio kakujaza mauongo baada ya kuona sipo

Walaaa

 

[Paprika]

Mondray pasua kichwa

Ugomvi wa wapenda nao wala usiuingilie!!! Mi bado nampenda Mondray ivooo!

 

[Queen Kan]

Umemmis??

Ndio

 

[Shunie]

Kakufanyaje mumie naomba niwe middlemen

hahahhah malkia nashkuru kwa kunijari dear nilikua nakutania bana kumbe unanipenda

 

[Shunie]

Hivi umemfanyaje mwenzio lakini? ???akiondoka ntakulaumu, em mbembeleze hata kwa pm

hahhahah et anibembeleze kwa pm