Makapuku Forum

[Nyagei]

Zei a yuzing zeiya frendship tu helpu ich atha.....iz kuwakomoaring ze doktaz ofu Kenya

Hata kama ni kuwakomoa doktaz wa Kenya, hivi sisi tuna madaktari wakusaza?

 

[Nyagei]

Nimekusamehe ila sijasahau!!! Nikisahau tutarudiana

 

[Nyagei]

Kaniweka ndani tayar nakula bata

Bravo boy

 

[Nyagei]

Ungeandika swahili mkuu. Umenipiga chenga ya doba

Unaamini katika nini?

 

[Nyagei]

Natumai jioni inaenda vyema wakuu! Nimewamisi

I missed you a lot

 

[Nyagei]

Makapuku. Oyeee

Oyeeee

 

[Paprika]

I missed you a lot

Asante mkuu

 

[Nyagei]

Tumsifu Yesu kristo

Milele amina

 

[Nyagei]

Ohooooo kipenzi changu paprie miss you sana
Daah sijui nisemeje

 

[Nyagei]

Hey guys mbona siku hizi pamepoa sana humu

Tunataka Je wajua irudi

 

[Nyagei]

TEACHER... look at the sky very well.
STUDENTS... : we are looking.. Sir
TEACHER... ok.. What do you see...??.
STUDENTS... Clouds...
TEACHER.. Did you see God..
STUDENTS... Nooo.....
TEACHER.... Which means there is no God....
(after that they went back to the class )
TEACHER.... Any Question?
DASHA.... I have question sir....
TEACHER...... Yes go on...
DASHA.... Sir can you please remove your cap.....
TEACHER... Of course yes...
DASHA.... Look at his head very well and tell me what you see ....
STUDENTS... We can see hair skin and so on....
DASHA.... did you see his Brain...???...
STUDENTS... Nooo..
DASHA ....ok Which means our teacher has no Brain... ..

(teacher fainted)

 

[Nyagei]

Naomba mniambie alipo Bitoz

Yupo mabibo

 

[Nyagei]

Si ungeuliza na sababu za kukukana!!!
Umetukandia wadada weusi, unadhani bado ntabaki kwako? Mi cheusi mwenzio.
Alafu nilikufuma unaongea maneno matamu na mdada mwingine!!! Na kufuatilia nikagundua kua uko nae! Mi uchepuko siuwezi.

 

[Nyagei]

Hapana mpenz nilisema vile kama utani tu.
Mm sina mchepuko mpenz
Kwan mchepuko gani huyo??
Nakupenda mwenzio usinifanyie hivyoo

 

[Nyagei]

Ugomvi wa wapenda nao wala usiuingilie!!! Mi bado nampenda Mondray ivooo!

Ooh I see

 

[Nyagei]

Asante mkuu

Ulikuwa wapi siku zote hizo?

 

[Paprika]

Ulikuwa wapi siku zote hizo?

Nilikua natangatanga huku na kule

 

[Nyagei]

Hatimaye Shululu amehodhi sixth

 

[Nyagei]

Nilikua natangatanga huku na kule

Come on hujui huku uliacha pengo kubwa sana

 

[Paprika]

Come on hujui huku uliacha pengo kubwa sana

Acha utani mkuu!