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[Queen Kan]

Upo wewe?

Nipo

Malkia ebu ongea nae wewe labda

Nampenda ntauguaa akiondoka au hawa mashemeji wanaomtaka ndo tatizo

Ngoja niongee nae

 

[Da'Vinci]

Natumai jioni inaenda vyema wakuu! Nimewamisi

Ohooooo kipenzi changu paprie miss you sana
Daah sijui nisemeje

 

[BlessedHope]

Tumsifu Yesu kristo

Milele Amina

 

[Da'Vinci]

Hey guys mbona siku hizi pamepoa sana humu

 

[Obe]

Ohooooo kipenzi changu paprie miss you sana
Daah sijui nisemeje

Naona umerudi kwa id yenyewe sasa mdau

 

[Paprika]

Ohooooo kipenzi changu paprie miss you sana
Daah sijui nisemeje

Usiniamshe machungu Mondray

 

[shululu]

shululu, vipi mdau. Jumapili inaishaje?

Iko poa, vp pande hizo

 

[shululu]

Tumsifu Yesu kristo

Milele amina

 

[Da'Vinci]

Usiniamshe machungu Mondray

Nakupenda papry halafu nasikia ulinikana eti

 

[Lee]

Usiniamshe machungu Mondray

 

[Paprika]

Hey guys mbona siku hizi pamepoa sana humu

Walikua wanakusubiri

 

[Da'Vinci]

Naona umerudi kwa id yenyewe sasa mdau

No mm nina id moja mkuu

 

[Lee]

Iko poa, vp pande hizo

Mkuu

 

[Werrason]

Tumsifu Yesu kristo

Milele amina

 

[Werrason]

Hey guys mbona siku hizi pamepoa sana humu

HAKUJAPASHWA

 

[Werrason]

TEACHER... look at the sky very well.
STUDENTS... : we are looking.. Sir
TEACHER... ok.. What do you see...??.
STUDENTS... Clouds...
TEACHER.. Did you see God..
STUDENTS... Nooo.....
TEACHER.... Which means there is no God....
(after that they went back to the class )
TEACHER.... Any Question?
DASHA.... I have question sir....
TEACHER...... Yes go on...
DASHA.... Sir can you please remove your cap.....
TEACHER... Of course yes...
DASHA.... Look at his head very well and tell me what you see ....
STUDENTS... We can see hair skin and so on....
DASHA.... did you see his Brain...???...
STUDENTS... Nooo..
DASHA ....ok Which means our teacher has no Brain... ..

(teacher fainted)

 

[Da'Vinci]

HAKUJAPASHWA

Hahaaaaa the congorise bwana umenikenukisha meno

 

[Queen Kan]

Naomba mniambie alipo Bitoz

 

[Paprika]

Nakupenda papry halafu nasikia ulinikana eti

Si ungeuliza na sababu za kukukana!!!
Umetukandia wadada weusi, unadhani bado ntabaki kwako? Mi cheusi mwenzio.
Alafu nilikufuma unaongea maneno matamu na mdada mwingine!!! Na kufuatilia nikagundua kua uko nae! Mi uchepuko siuwezi.

 

[Werrason]

Si ungeuliza na sababu za kukukana!!!
Umetukandia wadada weusi, unadhani bado ntabaki kwako? Mi cheusi mwenzio.
Alafu nilikufuma unaongea maneno matamu na mdada mwingine!!! Na kufuatilia nikagundua kua uko nae! Mi uchepuko siuwezi.