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[shululu]

Naona ankali, ni vipi pande hizo lakini?

Tuko poa kabisa, vp wanyaki huko

 

[briz]

Briz sijui alisalimika na hii kitu?

Hahahaha mi nilisalimika, sijawahi kugusa mishkaki wala nyama choma kule..

 

[briz]

Tuko poa kabisa, vp wanyaki huko

Jana nlienda tukuyu aka tokyo sikuwah kufika kabla, watu wanapiga kilimo sio mchezo

 

[Kitombise]

Nawe unaweza kutuma maombi

[emoji86] hapana.
Atanipwelepweta

 

[Kitombise]

Kikofia ndo aliyeshindwa
Mimi ni mzoefu
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Ngoja nikuachie fani yako, siiwezi kwa kweli

 

[shululu]

Jana nlienda tukuyu aka tokyo sikuwah kufika kabla, watu wanapiga kilimo sio mchezo

Huko watu wanalima sana

 

[shululu]

Hahahaha mi nilisalimika, sijawahi kugusa mishkaki wala nyama choma kule..

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[Kitombise]

Inabidi aache puli sasa, mana mbio fupi namna hiyo haitakiwi kumshinda [emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]

[emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] mwanzo mgumu

 

[makaveli10]

Huyo ndio makaveli

Niaje brazaa..

 

[Camilo Cienfuegos]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] inaonekana mna speed ya bombadier afu mussolin5 anaenda speed ya concorde

Sio Jet fighter mkuu...

 

[Camilo Cienfuegos]

Mbona kama hutanii [emoji4][emoji4]... Hebu weka picha

 

[Camilo Cienfuegos]

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Zamani majembe yalikuwa mengi
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Siku hizi kuna akina Henerson ( HENDO) Kiungo anayepiga pasi za darasani ( Sio kipaji na wala sio mnyumbulifu )

 

[Camilo Cienfuegos]

Bila shaka ni Makete au Mafinga Iringa ( Natania tu )

 

[shululu]

Niaje brazaa..

Poa kijana, vip kigamboni

 

[Bitoz]

Ngoja nikuachie fani yako, siiwezi kwa kweli

Unachoweza ni puli tu
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[Bitoz]

Siku hizi kuna akina Henerson ( HENDO) Kiungo anayepiga pasi za darasani ( Sio kipaji na wala sio mnyumbulifu )

Made in England
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[Bitoz]

Bila shaka ni Makete au Mafinga Iringa ( Natania tu )

Utani wenye ukweli
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[Bitoz]

Afternoon Joke
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Upo kwenye foleni ya kumuona daktari ,ghafla anatokea mwanamke ambaye umemfuatilia muda mrefu lakini anakupiga kibuti, ila siku hiyo anaanza kukuchangamkia mpaka unaona kama mambo yatajipa, naye anapanga foleni.

Ghafla mlango unafunguliwa anatoka Daktari na anakunyooshea kidole " Wewe mwenye kaswende ingia"

Hapo ndipo utakapojua kwanini muuza kahawa hana leseni wakati anatembea na chombo cha moto barabarani.
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[Camilo Cienfuegos]

Afternoon Joke
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Upo kwenye foleni ya kumuona daktari ,ghafla anatokea mwanamke ambaye umemfuatilia muda mrefu lakini anakupiga kibuti, ila siku hiyo anaanza kukuchangamkia mpaka unaona kama mambo yatajipa, naye anapanga foleni.

Ghafla mlango unafunguliwa anatoka Daktari na anakunyooshea kidole " Wewe mwenye kaswende ingia"

Hapo ndipo utakapojua kwanini muuza kahawa hana leseni wakati anatembea na chombo cha moto barabarani.
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
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hahaha...

 

[shululu]

Afternoon Joke
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Upo kwenye foleni ya kumuona daktari ,ghafla anatokea mwanamke ambaye umemfuatilia muda mrefu lakini anakupiga kibuti, ila siku hiyo anaanza kukuchangamkia mpaka unaona kama mambo yatajipa, naye anapanga foleni.

Ghafla mlango unafunguliwa anatoka Daktari na anakunyooshea kidole " Wewe mwenye kaswende ingia"

Hapo ndipo utakapojua kwanini muuza kahawa hana leseni wakati anatembea na chombo cha moto barabarani.
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
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