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Jimena said:

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Neither also

The Book said:

Nilienda na bebi wangu Hotelini,nikamwambia agiza chakula..

• aka beb nyumbani nimekula "kuku"

bhasi ikabidi nimuagizie whisky,baada ya kunywa kidogo akatapika makande,ikabidi nimuulize romanticaly...

• Bebi ni kweli umekula "kuku" au umekula "chakula cha kuku"?

Sitkagi ujinga mimi
The Book wa Makapuku

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Hahahahaha kweli wewe hupendi ujinga

The Book said:

niamini

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Labda Jimena Jimenes de bristol atakuamini lakini sio mimi hahahahaha

Kama conte anataka kubaki na chelsea basi kikosi hiki hapa
1 cotois
2 alonso
3 aspilicueta
4 kolibaly
5 bonuci
6 kante
7 fabrigas
8 batshuay
9 costa
10 wilian
11 hazard

Akitafute mpaka akipate dirisha la january

Sasa hivi anatakiwa kucheza na hawa

1 cotois
2 aspiliqueta
3 alonso
4 luizi
5 tery au zouma
6 kante
7 fabrigas
8 batshuay
9 costa
10 hazard
11 willian
Ni ushauri tu nisaidieni kumfikishia conte

Sina raha kisa chelsea
Mungu anawaona

Afadhali simba yangu huku inanifariji

Halafu gary cahill na branislav ivanovichi mungu anawaona tu

Mlichokifanya ni ujinga na mi sipendagi ujinga

Tetramelyz said:

Wewe unaweza hata watano tu kwa wakati mmoja?

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Hata 10 naweza mkuu

The Book said:

maamuzi ya wazee ni kwamba hakuna mazishi tena watu mrudi kwenuuuuu

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Tutagoma aisee hahahahaha

Tetramelyz said:

Hahahahahahaha ha ha, HUYO MANZI NI MBWIGA

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Wengine wanampenda kujikweza sana mwisho wake aibu

The Book said:

Ukipata Mchumba wa Nje ya NCHI.
Jitahidi sana kitandani maana unapeperusha bendera ya nchi yetu.
[HASHTAG]#hatupendagi[/HASHTAG] ujinga
The Book wa Makapuku

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Hizi friendly match kazi kazi kama kuna tuzo

Tetramelyz said:

Nadhani kuna pipoz watazimia hapo

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Mimi ni mmoja wao hahahahaha

The Book said:

jana nimemtumia demu nauli aje gheto hakuja,leo ananiambia kuwa anakuja ila kasahau laini ya voda yenye hela niliyomtumia hivyo nimtumie tena kwa tigo-pesa,
kwa makusudi nikamtumia kwanye voda kulekule na kuongeza na meseji "vipi nikuongeze sh. ngapi??
mara ujumbe huooo "elfu 20 tu my"
Ikabidi nimsevu kwa jina la POGBA sipendagi ujinga mimi.

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Hahahahaha huyo anafanya biashara ya papuchi

Tetramelyz said:

Abunuasi Aliingia Kwa Kinyozi Na
Mtoto,
Akasema Anyolewe Nywele Na Ndevu
Alipomaliza Akasema Na Mtoto Naye Anyolewe,
Wakati Mtoto Ananyolewa Yeye
Akaaga Anaenda
Kumnunulia Mtoto Juisi,
Masaa 3 Yakapita Bila Abunuasi
Kutokea Kinyozi Akamwambia Dogo "Vipi Baba Ako
Amekusahau?"
Mtoto"Yule Sio Baba Angu Alinikuta
Njiani Akaniambia
Tuingie Hapa Tunyolewe Bure."

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Jumapili baada ya kutoka kanisani tukawa tunasalimiana na mchungaji,baada ya kuona simu yangu akauliza,umenunua sh. ngapi??
kwa kuwa sitoagi sadaka nikasema nimenunua elfu 20 kumbe ni ya laki mbili!!
mchungaji akatoa elfu 40 kisha akasema..

• kanunue simu kama hizo mbili,moja yangu nyingine ya mke wangu

[HASHTAG]#Mchungaji[/HASHTAG] hatakagi ujinga
The Book wa Makapuku

MKWEPA KODI said:

Labda Jimena Jimenes de bristol atakuamini lakini sio mimi hahahahaha

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ngoja aje nimuulize

MKWEPA KODI said:

Hahahahaha huyo anafanya biashara ya papuchi

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pogba wa mapenzi,dau kuuuuubwa

Niaje ndugu zangu makapuku??

Ukisaidiwa homework baba ako halafu ukakosa
basi ujue tatizo sio wewe.
The Book wa Makapuku

briz said:

Niaje ndugu zangu makapuku??

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poa ndugu yetu,karibu jamvini

makaveli10 said:

Basi atakuwa kibaka au tapeli...

Ila muulize vzur briz kama hana mtoto wa nje ya ndoa.. Japo mie namjua vzur rafk yangu tumekuwa pamoja tumesoma pamoja.. Ila muulze tu kupata uthibitisho..

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Hahahaha sasa kama wanijua vizuri mbona waanitilia shaka?

QUIGLEY said:

Ukwepe kodi na bado ule viporo!!!

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hii nayo kali

briz said:

Niaje ndugu zangu makapuku??

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