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[Lee]

Uendeeee ujiandaaaee kuliwaaaaaa...mzee membe utanogeshaa

Eenh naleft mda si mrefu

 

[Shunie]

Chit chat

Sawa wizoo

 

[Wick]

ngoja nikae kimya nitazidi kukutobolea sifa zako tu!.

 

[Behaviourist]

Eenh naleft mda si mrefu

Shangazi tunakupenda usileft!!

 

[capitalpool]

Don’t post:

1. Your vehicle with registration number

2. Home address

3. Your mobile number or ID or passport

4. Your work address

5. Optional but kids photos can be misused on porn sites

6. Your bank account number Simple social media security tips

 

[capitalpool]

A very Happy Merry Xmass kwenu kapukus!

 

[ABJ]

Nasikia shangazi anatandika viboko ile mbaya! View attachment 977251

anayetandikwa hapo ndo wewe

 

[ABJ]

Amenipigania mwokozi wangu

Hahahaha naona umeamua kutuimbia

 

[Obe]

Happy birthday Jesus!
Happy birthday Shunie (aka Noela)

Let this Christmas be merry to you Makapuku

Huu ni wimbo ambao nmekuwa nikiuweka , japo kwa kuchelewa, kila sikukuu hii.

Heri ya Kirsmasi wewe mdau unayelifanya jukwaa hili kuwa sehemu nzuri kuwepo

 

[Behaviourist]

anayetandikwa hapo ndo wewe

Mimi waaaaala sina tabia mbaya kama wewe apo!

 

[Behaviourist]

Kama unaipenda Simba gonga like hapa,yaani mambo ni kama ulaya!!

 

[Lee]

Happy birthday Jesus!
Happy birthday Shunie (aka Noela)

Let this Christmas be merry to you Makapuku

Huu ni wimbo ambao nmekuwa nikiuweka , japo kwa kuchelewa, kila sikukuu hii.

Heri ya Kirsmasi wewe mdau unayelifanya jukwaa hili kuwa sehemu nzuri kuwepo

Shunie badoo sema tunahesabu masaaa

 

[Lee]

Mzee membe morning

Kama unaipenda Simba gonga like hapa,yaani mambo ni kama ulaya!! View attachment 977504

 

[ABJ]

Mimi waaaaala sina tabia mbaya kama wewe apo!

mxieeew

 

[Chige]

Hahaha hivi yupo kaka binamu yangu chige kapotea toka ulivyopotea na wewe

Binamu mimi ilibidi nikimbie huku mtaani manake nilishaanza kukapenda kwelikweli kale kabinamu kangu Tumosa wakati ndo kwanza kapo Form II, kanaingia Form III mwakani! Sasa shangaza angenielewa kweli?!!

Ila ngoja niwe mkweli binamu yangu... unajua niliku-miss kama Magu alivyom-miss Da' Mange?!

 

[Chige]

cuzo Malcom Lumumba where are you!?.. im lookin for yah!.

Hahaaa! Huyu jamaa kapewa kibarua na JWTZ na yupo kwenye timu ya Tokomeza Kangomba Kusini, kwa kifupi TKK!!! Asiporudi anavaa msuli huko, sio mimi! Chezea Kondez wewe!!! We fanya booking ya suruali zake tu manake hazitakuwa na kazi tena!!

 

[Chige]

Nilale

Samahani Da' Sakayo, hapa ulikuwa unamaanisha kama ninavyofikiria au hangover za xmass bado zinanipeleka puta??!!

 

[Chige]

nimetoroka ujue, watu wa Tanga mna hatare!..

Kama nakuona vile unavyotoka nduki huku ukiwa umevaa khanga yenye maneno "Ushavimbiwa, Utaweza Wapi Kukimbia... Utarejea Tu!"

 

[Chige]

huyu chige alifurukuta sana ujue!.. karudi driving school atakua!..

Don't think Shunie loves you to that extent... ni binamu yangu huyu! Usije ukajikuta unapiga stori na shangazi angu mimi yaani mamake na binamu Shunie; huku mimi na binamu yangu tunakulana huku jikoni!!

 

[Sakayo]

Samahani Da' Sakayo, hapa ulikuwa unamaanisha kama ninavyofikiria au hangover za xmass bado zinanipeleka puta??!!

We umefikiria nini eti